60+ War Of Jokes And Riddles Jokes That Will Make You Think A Lot

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Jokes are of various types and kinds! At one end we have Bad Jokes, Children Jokes, Adult Jokes are much more! Well, how about Racist Jokes? Have you ever heard or come across such types of Good War of Jokes and Riddles Jokes that have actually made you think in a lot of perspectives?

Keeping the above situation in mind and thought, we have compiled 60+ War of Jokes and Riddles Jokes that will make you think a lot from a lot of perspectives and angles! Not alone that you will also get to explore the other side of humor and reality in a better manner!

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Batman Vol. 4: The War of Jokes and Riddles is a one of a kind scene in the present Batman adventure, somewhat as a result of its flashback style setting and mostly on account of how the genuine war is shown.

In spite of the fact that the flashback setting is something most fans can get behind, not every person will be content with essayist Tom King’s propensity to tell and not show the fights being battled here.

We by and by delighted in this aspect of the work and thought it played well into the book’s general topic; anyway those coming into this book hoping to see epic fights may leave it frustrated.

Despite the fact that a few parts of the book are emotional, there are various story components that are unquestionably positive for any peruser. Specifically, the enthusiastic effect found in the “Ditty of Kite Man” and the book’s general subject are dealt with superbly. This makes this a decent book for any Batman fan and an incredible book for any fan who wouldn’t fret battle scenes being portrayed as opposed to being appeared.

The War of Jokes and Riddles flashes back to when a question between the Riddler and the Joker caused all of Gotham to wind up entangled in a superpowered group war.

As expressed before, King’s way to deal with this war is somewhat questionable. Rather than indicating pages and boards where miscreants clash in epic standoffs, one page will give one scene from a confrontation and portrayal will clarify what occurred.

Along these lines, it feels like Batman is portraying a scrapbook covering an occasion from an earlier time, instead of this being a genuine flashback. I for one delighted in this methodology; it is a pleasant difference in pace that keeps the feelings of the work at the cutting edge. In any case, we can likewise identify with the perusers who favor some extra activity in their comic books.

So, the next time you come across any situation, just read these 60+ War of Jokes and Riddles Jokes That Will Make You Think A Lot and bring in the change.

What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.

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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.

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An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
“Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.”
The Canadian said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”
“Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!”
The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, “Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to.”

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.
He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.
The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma’am, may I sit in that seat?”
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans.
You are such a rude class of people.
Can’t you see my little Fifi is using that seat?”
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, “Please, lady.
May I sit there?
I’m very tired.”
The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, “You Americans!
Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!”
The soldier didn’t say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, “You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you’ve thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: “Change your course ten degrees east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, ten degres west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There’s one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”

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Two Generals were preparing for battle.
The first General calls his aide and says “Bring me my red uniform!”
The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform.
The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won’t see the blood and lose their courage.
The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide “Bring me my brown uniform!”
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
“What happened on June 6, 1944?”
“We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!”
“What was the turning point of world war 2?”
“Battle of the bulge, sir!”
“What’s is the importance of May 12? The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!”
The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.”

A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic.”
“Well,” answers the priest, “that’s not a sin.”‘
“But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed.”
“I admit that wasn’t good, but you did it for a good cause.”
“Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question.”
“What is that, my son?”
“Do I have to tell him the war is over?”

Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then kill them.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.

What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliation:
1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate.
2. When he says “No,” ask, “Why not?”
3. Wait until he says something to the effect of “Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence.”
4. When he’s in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be awful and he should not cause more violence.
6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional violence.
7. Punch him in the face again, harder this time.
8. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

Q: Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?
A: So they can see the battlefield.

Asians are so bad at driving, I’m starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

Elderly Man: “Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic.”
Priest: “I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war.”
Elderly Man: “I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed.”
Priest: “That’s not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive.”
Elderly Man: “Should I tell him the war is over?”

Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.

“If women ruled the world,” said my wife, “there’d be no wars.”
“That’s true,” I replied. “Wars require strategy and logic.”

War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.

The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.
In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.
Sometime later, the Syrian Defense Minister was shopping for weapons in Moscow.
His host, the Soviet Defense Minister, was embarrassed about the scorecard from Lebanon.
He told his Syrian guest, “Take anything you want – our best tanks, rifles, or surface-to-air missiles.”
“No, no – you don’t understand!” the Syrian replied.
“Last time you gave us surface-to-air missiles. This time we need surface-to-*jet* missiles!”

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On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, “Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight.”
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, “Oh God, no, not again.”
A new slave next to him asked, “Why are you moaning?”
“This only happens when the Captain’s nephew wants to water ski.”

A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans.
Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish.
He pulls out a map of the Middle East, and asks the Genie if he can bring Peace to this part of the World.
The Genie pales, and says, “Master, these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, woven into the very fabric of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen.”
“Okay”, the guy says. “Tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me, with the best blowjob I’ve ever had, on her own, without my begging and pleading – just because she likes it, because she wants to, and because it turns her on.”
The Genie shakes his head and says, “Let me see that map again!

A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, “1 enemy ship on the horizont.”
The captain says, “Bring me my red shirt, no men get injured or die.”
So the watchman comes to him and asks, “Why did you want your red shirt?”
The captain says, “Because if i get injured they won’t see and keep on fighting.”
So the watchman comes to him again and says, “20 enemy ships on the horizont.”
The captain says, “Bring me my brown pants.”

They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them.
The first guy says: “I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: ‘Woman you cheated on me today!’
‘Who, me my husband? Could I ever do such a thing?’
Pissed off as I am, I get up, put her down, punch her and in the end she can’t take it anymore and admits: ‘I cheated on you with Nick…'”
The secong guy says: “I do exactly the same thing. I punch her and finally she says: ‘I cheated on you with Jake…'”
The third guy says: “I have no problem at all. I go home, undress, put the sweat pants on, light my cigarette on, I go out to the balcony, see the neighbor spreading clothes and shout at her: ‘Mary! You are a whore!’
And then she starts saying: ‘I’m a whore? Or your wife who sleeps with John, Mark, Peter…!'”

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans.
The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene we must cut it off.”
The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing.”
The German replied, “Yeah that will not be a problem.”
A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off.
The Englishman says, “Well, could drop it over England like you did last time.”
“Yeah, that will be done,” says the German.
The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off.
Once again the Brit says, “Well, could you do the same as before.”
The German replies, “yeah” The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg.
“Well,” begins the Brit, “could you just…”
The German snapped, “No! We think you are trying to escape!”

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One night my mother in law came to our home.
In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC.
She farted.
I was so angry that shouted and said: “Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!”

Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school?
A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.

My mother in law’s farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!

Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled “Get down” they all got up and danced.

An accountant is walking along the beach (also, not the joke) and he finds an old lamp.
He picks it up, rubs it and of course, a genie appears.
The genie says “I am the most powerful genie that has ever lived. I can do great and wonderful things and I can grant you your dearest wish. But only one.”
Well, this accountant is a deeply caring individual.
He pulls out a map of the Mediterranean area and says, “My dearest wish is that you solve the Arab-Israeli conflict in the Middle East.”
The genie strokes his beard and looks worried.
“Oh dear, ” he says , staring at the map. “That’s a tough one. Those people have been fighting for eons. No one has been able to come up with a successful solution. I’m not sure if I could do any better. You should probably make another wish.”
The accountant is understanding and says, “All right. Listen, the IRS has asked me to re-design their 1040 form so that everyone can understand it. Can you help me with that?”
There’s a long silence and finally the genie says, “Let’s have another look at that map.”

Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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During the Iraq war, a Lieutenant asked the soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle, “Didn’t you hear me say that we’re outnumbered 4 to 1 ?”
The soldier replied, “I got my four Sir.”

“Wow, look at that! Isn’t it beautiful? Let’s destroy it.”

This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession.
The priest listens and then asks, “Is there anything else?”
The old guy says, “During the war, when I was young, a beautiful Germam girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with sexual favors.”
The priest replies, “Don’t worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure.”
The old guy says, “Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?”

Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?
A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.

How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic?
He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.

Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.

In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.

Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly.
The general told them, “We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge – boy, did they know how to charge!”

Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to “get down”, they all got up and started dancing.

One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow.
He said he can’t walk.

Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss?
A: They have terrible Marxmanship.

Obama and his generals in the Pentagon discussed, and they could not agree on, what is the best time for the assault on Russia.
Finally, they decide to ask the French: “When is it best to invade Russia?”
The French answered: “We do not know, but certainly not in the winter, it would go wrong for sure.”
Therefore, it would probably be better to ask the Germans: “When is it best to invade Russia?”
The Germans answer: “We do not know, but it certainly would not be in the summer. We have tried, already…”
What to do?
Someone proposes to ask China that is progressive and always comes up with a new idea.
So they asked the Chinese, “When is the best time to invade Russia?”
The Chinese replies: “Right now!”
Russia began to build “The Strength of Siberia” pipeline, “Turkish stream”, The Spaceport “Vostochny”, The Bridge to the Crimea, and in the near future they will modernize the BAM, they are building new sports complexes for the World Cup in football and athletics, they are planning oil extraction in the Arctic…
Right now they do need a lot of POW as work force.

Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.

Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.

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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.

During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave.
“No, Daddy, please don’t go!” he kept repeating.
They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, “Let Daddy go and I’ll take you to get a pizza.” Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, “‘Bye, Daddy.”

How does an octopus go to war?

World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris’ order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.

In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.

R. Lee Ermey’s war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.

Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World…
War.

The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan…

The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.

Q: Hey, what’s the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.

Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.

Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

What is the best job in a country which is war-prone?
“Foreign ambassador.”

Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.

Teacher: “In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?”
Pupil: “Holding up the telegraph lines!”

A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.

Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!

What’s funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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