These Vizzini quotes from the Princess Bride movie. There are so many Vizzini quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Vizzini quotes exists just do that.
The film is an authorization of a book read to a wiped out kid from Chicago who is at first pretentious of the story by his granddad, with periodic intrusions of the scenes in this casing story. A lovely young lady named Buttercup lives on a homestead in the anecdotal nation of Florin. At whatever point she arranges the farmhand Westley to do tasks for her, he goes along and answers, “As you wish”. She in the long run understands that they are commonly enamored.
He leaves to look for his fortune so they can wed, however his ship is assaulted by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who is notorious for never leaving survivors, and Westley is accepted to be dead. After five years, Buttercup reluctantly consents to wed Prince Humperdinck, beneficiary to the position of authority of Florin.
Prior to the wedding, she is captured by three fugitives: a short Sicilian manager named Vizzini, a colossal wrestler from Greenland named Fezzik, and a Spanish fencing expert named Inigo Montoya, who looks for retribution against a six-fingered man who executed his dad. The fugitives are sought after independently by a veiled man dressed in dark and Prince Humperdinck with a supplement of warriors.
The man in dark gets up to speed to the bandits at the highest point of the Cliffs of Insanity. He overcomes Inigo in a duel and thumps him oblivious, stifles Fezzik until he goes out, and slaughters Vizzini by fooling him into drinking a toxin bound with iocaine powder.
He takes Buttercup prisoner and they escape, ceasing to rest at the edge of a chasm. At the point when Buttercup effectively surmises that he is the Dread Pirate Roberts, she ends up irritated at him for slaughtering Westley; diverted when Humperdinck and his men show up out yonder, she pushes him down the slope into the canyon and wants passing for him. As he tumbles down, he yells, “As you wish!
Acknowledging he is Westley, she dedicates herself completely to the canyon after him and they are brought together. Westley clarifies the Dread Pirate Roberts is really a title passed on by consequent holders and he had taken the title so the past Roberts could resign with his wealth.
They go through the hazardous Fire Swamp possessed by rodents of unordinary size (ROUS) yet are caught on the opposite side by Humperdinck and his twisted vizier Count Rugen, who is uncovered to be the person who murdered Inigo’s dad. Buttercup consents to come back with Humperdinck in return for Westley’s discharge, yet Humperdinck furtively arranges Rugen to secure Westley his dungeon, the Pit of Despair.
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“Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?…Morons.”
“Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.”
“Then there will be no one to hear you scream.”
“Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels — if you don’t believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they’re about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you will get such an offer from the Eels.”
“Pick up a rock, hide behind the boulder and wait for the man in black. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!”
“[to Westley] There’s nothing to explain. You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“[to Fezzik] And YOU! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless. Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland?!”
“[Repeated line] Inconceivable!”
“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” [laughs maniacally, then falls over dead]”
“HE DIDN’T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.”
“Enough of that.”
“No more rhymes now, I mean it.”
“But it’s so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy’s? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
“Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.”
“Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder’s origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
“You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? You’ve beaten my giant, which means you’re exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
“IT HAS WORKED! YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!”
“I will, and I choose… what in the world can that be?”
“Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. But no matter.”
“I’ll tell you in a minute. First, let’s drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.”
“You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…”
“I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.”
“Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?”
“Finish him. Finish him, your way.”
“Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.”
“As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we’ve done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?”
“What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night… in… eel-infested waters…”
“Jump in after her!”
“For the Princess?”
“To the death?”
“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”
“Am I going MAD, or did the word “think” escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.”
“Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn’t buy brandy!”
“And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?”
“A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”
“We’ll head straight for the Guilder frontier. You catch up with us there. If he falls, fine. If not, the sword.”
“You know what a hurry we’re in!”
“[exasperated] Oh, have it your way.”
“I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you?”
“Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels! If you don’t believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they’re about to feed on human flesh! If you swim back now I promise no harm will come to you… I doubt you’ll get such an offer from the eels.”
“You were supposed to be this Colossus. You were this great legendary thing, and yet he gains!”
“I will not accept excuses I’m just going to have to find myself a new Giant, that’s all.”
“Oh! The sot has spoken!”