40+Turkey Jokes For Thanksgiving Fun

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Is there any better way to make family moments better or what is the best way to spruce up festivities! Wait let us put it this way for you to answer it better and vividly! Well, what is coming up? Thanksgiving is coming up and we gathered up some Turkey Jokes for you and your family to enjoy the merry times! Here we go on this amazing 40+ Turkey Jokes for Thanksgiving Fun! Ready to read them!

Here are some Turkey Jokes that will make you laugh and at the same time spend some time with your family!

A tribute to the Canadian Thanksgiving: How would you keep a turkey in tension?

I will disclose to you tomorrow.

 

For what reason don’t they like cheddar in Turkey?

Since they loathe giving the Kurds a chance to have their direction.

 

The nation of Turkey is a ton like Little Miss Moffett…

The two of them have Kurds in their manner.

 

Coming to theaters: the exciting story of a man who ate true to life books rather than turkey on Thanksgiving.

Season on a genuine story.

 

I plunked down to eat my turkey sandwich and my better half hollers, “Making the most of your meat, you killer?”

 

I just wish one day passes by without her referencing the time I killed her mom

 

What do you call it when butcher all of a sudden leaves his place of employment?

Going without any weaning period

 

For what reason was the UN concerned when the server dropped Thanksgiving supper?

Since it implied the fall of turkey, the ruin of oil, and the separation of china.

Hope these Turkey Jokes made your day better and brighter! Click this section to know more about these jokes! And yes don’t forget to crack these jokes on Thanksgiving Day!

Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.

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Q: Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
A: Exactly where you left it…

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Q: What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?
A: Nothing – they are already stuffed!

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Q: When is turkey soup bad for your health?
A: When you’re the turkey!

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Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.

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Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A: Have peck-nics!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?
A: They all have keys.

Q: Which type of key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!

Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.

Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A: A poul-tree.

Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!

Q: What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?
A: A fowl play

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Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: They use fowl language.

Q: What happened to the turkey who got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?
A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.

Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
A: Fowl weather!

Q: What do space station turkeys say?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Q: How did you send a turkey through the mail?
A: Bird class.

Q: Why did the turkey go to see a movie?
A: Because it had Gregory Peck in it.

Q: What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on a barn roof?
A: An eggroll.

Q: What do you call the feathers on a turkey?
A: Turkey feathers

Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!

Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.

Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break!

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course – buildings can’t jump at all.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To show that he wasn’t chicken!

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play

Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google.

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack, Quack, Quack.

Q: How do you make a turkey float?
A: Root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a turkey.

Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!

Q: Why did the music band need a turkey?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
A: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself.

Q: What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?
A: They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.

Q: What did the mother say when her daughter asked to have a parrot for Christmas?
A: No – you’ll have turkey just like everyone else.

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