100+ Three Amigos! Quotes About Three Silent Film Stars Turned Heroes

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Three Amigos! is a 1986 American western satire movie coordinated by John Landis and composed by Lorne Michaels, Steve Martin, and Randy Newman. Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin Short star as the title characters, three quiet film stars who are confused with genuine saints by the enduring individuals of a little Mexican town. They should figure out how to satisfy their notoriety and stop a ravaging outlaw. In the year 1916, the desperado El Guapo and his pack are gathering insurance cash from the Mexican town of Santo Poco. Carmen, the little girl of the town head, scans for somebody who can act the hero of her townspeople. While visiting a town church, she sees a quiet film including “The Three Amigos!” and, trusting them to be genuine legends, sends a wire requesting that they come and stop El Guapo. Day of reckoning, Dusty Bottoms, and Ned Nederlander are quiet film on-screen characters from Los Angeles, California, who depict the Three Amigos! on screen. When they request a pay increment, studio official Harry Flugleman rejects them.

In a matter of seconds a short time later, they get Carmen’s message however confound it as an encouragement to show up in character and perform for the general population of Santo Poco. In the wake of breaking into the studio to recover their ensembles, the Three Amigos! head for Mexico. Ceasing at a bar close Santo Poco, they are confused with partners of a quick shooting German pilot, who are likewise searching for El Guapo and who arrived just before they did. The Three Amigos! play out a show at the Cantina, singing “My Little Buttercup”, and leave local people bewildered. The German’s genuine partners at that point touch base at the saloon, substantiating themselves skilled with their guns. An alleviated Carmen grabs the Three Amigos! and takes them to the town, where they are placed up in the best house around the local area and treated great. The following morning, when three of El Guapo’s men come to assault the town, the Three Amigos! complete a Hollywood-style trick demonstrates that leaves the men befuddled. The criminals ride off, making everybody feel that the Three Amigos! have crushed the foe. In all actuality, the men illuminate El Guapo of what has occurred, and he chooses to restore the following day and kill the Three Amigos!

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” you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.”

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“Looks like someone’s been down here with the ugly stick.”

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“we didn’t really expect the first part of the plan to work so we really didn’t think much about what we were going to do next. “

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“You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”

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“You killed the invisible swordsman!”

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“- Conchita: Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo’s woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo.

Carmen: I would rather die first!

Conchita: Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?

Carmen: No…

Conchita: Good! Neither does El Guapo.”

 

“- Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?

Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.”

“- Dusty Bottoms: Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo’s fortress.

Carmen: And that you have done, now what?

Dusty Bottoms: Well we really don’t have a plan B. We didn’t expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.”

“So, I just wait here then?”

 

“- El Guapo: Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

Jefe: So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?

El Guapo: Tonight, or I will kill her!”

“- Rosita: Have you ever kissed a girl?

Dusty Bottoms: Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times.

Rosita: Would you like to kiss me?

Dusty Bottoms: Yeah.

Rosita: Well?

Dusty Bottoms: What? Now? Here?

Rosita: Well, we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda.

Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.”

“- Juanita: Which one do you like?

Carmen: The one that’s not too smart.

Juanita: Which one is that?”

“Do you have anything besides Mexican food?”

“Mount up! … It means get on your horses.”

“I like these guys! They are funny guys!”

 

“Can I have your watch when you are dead?”

“- Ned Nederlander: Tell us we will die like dogs.

El Guapo: You will die like dogs!

Dusty Bottoms: No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!”

 

“You wanna die with a man’s gun. Not a little sissy gun like this.”

“- Bartender: We don’t have no beer, just tequila.

Ned Nederlander: What’s tequila?

Bartender: …It’s like beer…

Dusty Bottoms: Is it fattening?

Bartender: …Fat-ten-ing?”

“- El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Jefe: Why, El Guapo?

El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

Jefe: Forgive…”

“Dusty Bottoms: Looks like someone’s been down here with the ugly stick.”

“Ned Nederlander: Dusty, how do you like your bat?

Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.”

“Ned Nederlander: Dusty, how do you like your bat?

Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.”

“El Guapo: Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

Jefe: When do you think Carmen will ‘open up her flower’ to you?

El Guapo: Tonight, or I will kill her.”

“Lucky Day: In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!”

“Lucky Day: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I’ll pump you so full of lead you’ll be using your dick for a pencil!

El Guapo: What do you mean?

Lucky Day: I don’t know.

Jefe: I think he means that if you…

El Guapo: Shut up!”

“Juanita: Which one do you like?

Carmen: The one that’s not too smart.

Juanita: Which one is that?”

“Lucky Day: We have a plan.

Carmen: Yes, what is it??

Lucky Day: First we break into El Guapo’s fortress.

Carmen: And that you’ve done, now what?

Lucky Day: …well we didn’t really expect the first part of the plan to work so we really didn’t think much about what we were going to do next. You really can’t overplan these things.”

“Ned Nederlander: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip… LONNEEEEEEEE! [fires pistol]

Lucky Day: Farley-farley-farley-farley-farley-farley… Hafurrrrrrr… [fires pistol]

Dusty Bottoms: Kinut, hoooooola widdle! Tas, habble… sohn. [accidentally shoots the Invisible Swordsman]

Lucky Day: Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!

Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He’s dead, all right.

Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was?

Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. *We* both fired *up*. [aside] It’s like living with a six-year old.”

“Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.

Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.”

“Lucky Day : You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”

“Lucky Day : Not so fast El Guapo! Or I’ll pump you so full of lead you’ll be using your dick for a pencil!

El Guapo : What do you mean?

Lucky Day : I don’t know.

Jefe : I think he means that if you…

El Guapo : Shut up!”

“Lucky Day : In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!”

“Lucky Day : Reading telegram: “Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo.”

Dusty Bottoms : What does that mean, in-famous?

Ned Nederlander : Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you’re MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he’s not just famous, he’s IN-famous.

Lucky Day : 100,000 pesos to perform with this El Guapo, who’s probably the biggest actor to come out of Mexico!

Dusty Bottoms : Wow, in-famous? In-famous?”

“Lucky Day : Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!

Ned Nederlander : [runs over to check]  He’s dead, all right.

Dusty Bottoms : How was I supposed to know where he was?

Lucky Day : You were supposed to fire up. *We* both fired *up*.

[aside]

Lucky Day : It’s like living with a six-year old.

“Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander : [singing]  My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile/ Dear little Buttercup, won’t you stay a while?/ We’ll settle down together in a cottage built for two/ Oh, Dear little Buttercup, I love you!

Lucky Day : [motioning for people to join in singing]  C’mon, everybody!

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander : My little Buttercup has the sweetest…

[points to man]

Patron : Es-smile!

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander : Dear little Buttercup, won’t you stay a…

[points to another man]

Patron #2 : While! While!

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander : We’ll settle down together in a cottage built for two, ohh…

[Lucky and Ned point to group at table]

Crowd at Bar : Dear!

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander : Little Buttercup!

[Lucky and Ned point to another group]

Crowd at Bar : Sweet!

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander : Little Buttercup!

[Lucky points to bartender]

Bartender : My little Buttercup!

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander : I love you!”

“Lucky Day : Well, we’re just gonna have to use our brains.

Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : Damn it!”

“Lucky Day : Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.

Ned Nederlander : Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there.

Dusty Bottoms : Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find…

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : The Three Amigos!”

“Lucky Day : Oh great! Real Bullets!”

“Ned Nederlander : Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip… LONNEEEEEEEE!

[fires pistol]

Lucky Day : Farley-farley-farley-farley-farley-farley… Hafurrrrrrr…

[fires pistol]

Dusty Bottoms : Kinut, hoooooola widdle! Tas, habble… sohn.

[accidentally shoots the Invisible Swordsman]”

“Lucky Day : [left alone, chained to a cell wall]  So I just wait here then?”

“Lucky Day : Dusty, how do you like your bat?

Dusty Bottoms : Medium rare.”

“Dusty Bottoms : Hey, Lucky, what are you gonna do with your share of the money?

Lucky Day : [thinks]  A car. A big, shiny silver car. I’ll drive all over Hollywood. Show Flugleman a thing or two. What about you?

Dusty Bottoms : New York. Maybe Paris. Champagne. Parties. I’ll be a big shot for a while.

Lucky Day : Yeah.

Dusty Bottoms : How about you, Ned?

Ned Nederlander : I’m gonna start a foundation to help homeless children.

Dusty Bottoms : [he and Lucky realize how selfless that is compared to their ideas]  That occurred to me to do that at one point, too.

Lucky Day : Well, I meant that I would do that first, and then I would get a big shiny car.”

“Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : [the Three Amigos have just finished their meal of “desert bat” around the campfire]

Ned Nederlander : Well, good night!

[lays back]

Dusty Bottoms : Look at the little guy. He’s tuckered out all ready.

Ned Nederlander : [Ned hears a howl in the distance and sits up, startled]  Wha? Wha, what was that!

Lucky Day : Just a coyote.

Ned Nederlander : Oh.

[Ned nervously sits back]

Ned Nederlander : Just, I’ve never slept outside before…

Lucky Day : [calmly]  Take it easy, take it easy. Dusty…

[he motions for Dusty to pick up his guitar and play a song to settle Ned’s nerves]

Dusty Bottoms : [begins to pick an appropriate song on his guitar, and sing]  Arizona moon, keep shining. From the desert sky above. You know pretty soon, that big yellow moon, will light the way back, to the one you love…

Lucky Day : [singing]  Blue, Shadows, on the traiiiiiilllll. Little cowboy, close your eyeeesssss and dreeeaaaaammmm.

[Dusty joins in]

Lucky Day : All of the doggies are in the coral. All of your work is done. Just close your eyes, and dream, little pal, dream of, someone…

Ned Nederlander : [the Amigo’s horses are now singing]  Bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom! Bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom, Bom bom bom bom!

[Ned, much calmer, now sings]

Ned Nederlander : Bluuuuuuueeee, Shadowwssss, on the traaaaaiiiiiillllll. Soft wind blowin’, through the treeeeeeesssss, abooooovvvvveeee.

[gets baritone on these notes]

Lucky Day : [looks to Dusty, impressed]

Ned Nederlander : All of the other little cowboys, down in the bunkhouse now, so…

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : [All together]  Close, your, eyes and…

Ned Nederlander : drrreeeeeeaaaaaammmmmmmm.

Dusty Bottoms : [Dusty wraps up the melody, picking the last notes on the guitar]

Ned Nederlander : Good night, Lucky. Good night, Dusty.

Lucky Day : Good night, Ned.

Dusty Bottoms : Good night, Ned.

Ned’s Horse : Good Night, Ned!

Dusty Bottoms : Good night, Lucky.

Lucky Day : Good night, Dusty.”

“Dusty Bottoms : No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! Because we are…

Dusty Bottoms , Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander : The Three Amigos!”

“[in the Saloon where they all thought The Amigos were the tough gunfighters the German guy told them about]

Lucky Day : [singing]  Dear Little Buttercup, won’t you stay a…

[he poits at a scared patron at a table who exclaims]

Patron : While, While!”

“Lucky Day : [singing]  My little butter cup has the sweetest.

Patron : Eh-smile!”

“Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : [the Three Amigos step out into the street while Carmen gets the horses]

Bandito #3 : If I don’t get some tequila, somebody’s gonna die!

[Shoots the clay pots off the railing at one of the nearby homes]

Lucky Day : I’m Lucky Day!

Ned Nederlander : I’m Ned Nederlander!

Dusty Bottoms : And I’m Dusty Bottoms! And together we are…

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : The Three Amigos!

[each does the Amigo salute]

Lucky Day : [sees Carmen has brought the horses]  Let’s ride!

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : [the Three Amigos mount their horses, and ride to stand, horse to horse, with the banditos]

Lucky Day : Well, you slime eating dogs! You scum sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat!

Bandito #2 : Son of a motherless goat? And who are you?

Ned Nederlander : Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there!

[pauses]

Ned Nederlander : Line!

Dusty Bottoms : [under breath]  Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find…

Ned Nederlander : Wherever liberty is threatened! You will find…

Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : The Three Amigos!

[begin riding their horses all over the town square, shooting their pistols in the air]

Lucky Day : Arriba! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Dusty Bottoms : [juggles his gun back and forth from each hand, grins]

Ned Nederlander : Arriba!

Bandito #3 : Who are these monkeys?

Bandito #2 : I don’t know!

Bandito #3 : Should we kill them?

Bandito #2 : No! Let’s go tell El Guapo what we have seen here!

Bandito #2 , Bandito #3 : [turn their horses around, and ride off towards their encampment]

Lucky Day : Ah Ha Ha! And don’t come back!

Townspeople : Viva Los Amigos! Viva Los Amigos!

Pablo : Viva Los Amigos!

[the townspeople begin to cheer and chant the Amigos]”

“Lucky Day : [Lucky returning to group, now realizing that el Guapo and his gang, are real outlaws]  It’s real.

Dusty Bottoms : What?

Lucky Day : This is real.

Ned Nederlander : You mean…

Lucky Day : Yes, they are going… to kill us.

[Amigos begin sobbing pathetically]

Ned Nederlander : [Sobbing]  What am I doing in Mexico.

Lucky Day : [Sobbing]  I’ve been shot already.

Ned Nederlander : [Sobbing]  I know.

Dusty Bottoms : [Sobbing]  What are we gonna do?

Ned Nederlander : [Sobbing]  We’re not gonna get PAID, that’s for sure.”

“Lucky Day : I’ll come back one day

Carmen : Why?”

“Lucky Day : What we’re talking about is money, real money, Amigo money. No dough, no show.

Ned Nederlander : Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip,

[shouts]

Ned Nederlander : Nanny!

Lucky Day : Faaaaarley, Farley, Farley, Faaaaaaarley!

Dusty Bottoms : Hfurhrmrgurny”

“Jefe: We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many piñatas?
Jefe: Many piñatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?”

“Bartender: We don’t have no beer, just tequila.
Ned: What’s tequila?
Bartender: …It’s like beer…
Dusty: Is it fattening?
Bartender: …Fat-ten-ing?”

“El Guapo: What? Are gringos falling from the sky?
[Ned falls to the ground]
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.”

“El Guapo: I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!”

“Dirty Mexican: And then they called us scum sucking pigs…US!”

“Dusty: No we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!”

“Dusty: (bartender offers tequila) Is it fattening?”

“Dusty: (can’t eat tacos at santo poco village.) Do you have anything besides Mexican food?”

“Pablo: Can I have your watch when you are dead?”

“Carmen: I like the one who is not so smart.
Other girl: Which one is that?”

“Gunslinger In Bar: Why don’t you come over here and sit on my pretty little lap, I’ve got somethin I wanna show you honey”

“Are you the singing bush?”

“Dusty: Lip balm?”

“A car! A big, shiny silver car!”

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