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The Fifth Element is a 1997 English-language French sci-fi activity movie coordinated and co-composed by Luc Besson. The Fifth Element stars Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, and MillaJovovich. Fundamentally set in the 23rd century, The Fifth Element’s focal plot includes the survival of planet Earth, which turns into the obligation of Korben Dallas played by Willis, a cab driver and previous unique powers major, after a young lady played by Jovovich falls into his taxi. To achieve this, Dallas unites with her to recoup four supernatural stones fundamental for the barrier of Earth against the approaching assault of a malicious enormous substance. Besson began composing the story that turned into The Fifth Element when he was 16 years of age; he was 38 when The Fifth Element opened in theatres. Besson needed to shoot The Fifth Element in France, however appropriate offices couldn’t be discovered; recording occurred rather in London and Mauritania. Funnies specialists Jean “Moebius” Giraud and Jean-Claude Mezieres, whose books gave motivation to parts of The Fifth Element, were enlisted for creation structure. Ensemble configuration was by Jean-Paul Gaultier.

The Fifth Element got essentially positive surveys, in spite of the fact that it would, in general, captivate faultfinders. The Fifth Element has been considered both the best and most noticeably awful summer blockbuster ever. The Fifth Element was a monetary achievement, acquiring more than $263 million in the cinema world on a $90 million spending plan. At the season of its discharge, it was the most costly European film at any point made, and it remained the most elevated netting French film at the global film industry until the arrival of The Intouchables in the year 2011. In the year 1914, outsiders known as Mondoshawans land at an antiquated Egyptian sanctuary to gather, for protection from World War I, the main weapon fit for crushing an extraordinary fiendishness that seems at regular intervals. The weapon comprises of four stones, containing the characters of the four traditional components, and a stone coffin containing a Fifth Element as a human, which consolidates the intensity of the other four into an awesome light equipped for crushing the wickedness. The Mondoshawans guarantee their human contact, a cleric from a mystery request, they will return with the weapon so as to stop the incredible malice when it returns.

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“You wanna play it soft. We’ll play it soft. You wanna play it hard. Let’s play it hard. “

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“Finger’s gunna kill me. “

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” I only speak two languages: English and bad English. “

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” I don’t like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety.”

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” I don’t want one position, I want all positions!”

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Korben Dallas: You wanna play it soft. We’ll play it soft. You wanna play it hard. Let’s play it hard. ”

Korben Dallas: Finger’s gunna kill me. ”

Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: I don’t like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor’s killed millions of people, it hasn’t saved a single one.”

Ruby Rhod: What’s wrong with you? What you screamin’ for? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. bzzzz.”

Korben Dallas: Anyone else want to negotiate? ”

Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: (unfazed after an explosion erupted right behind him) Bring me the priest.

Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: [unfazed after an explosion erupted right behind him] Bring me the priest.”
Ruby Rhod: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! “
Ruby Rhod: Korben, my man! I ain’t got no fire! “
Korben Dallas: I speak two languages

Korben Dallas: Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English. “

Korben Dallas: Anyone else want to negociate?

Korben Dallas: I Speak two languages: English and Bad English!
Korben Dallas: I speak two languages: English and bad English!

President Lindberg: You have 20 seconds….

Ruby Rhod: Father, you smoke?

Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: I’m very disappointed
Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: I’m very disappointed.

Leeloo: multipass
Leeloo: Multi-pass.

Ruby Rhod: What was that honey? It was bad! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from five to seven will you please act like you have more than a two word vo-cab-u-lar-yee! It must be green!
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second? (pushes Ruby up against the wall) I didn’t come here to play pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from five to seven your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second? [pushes Ruby up against the wall] I didn’t come here to play pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from five to seven your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
Ruby Rhod: (high-pitched) Supergreen!
Ruby Rhod: [high-pitched] Supergreen!

Victor Cornelius: Aziz, light!

Leeloo: Boooooooom ba da booom
Leeloo: Bada boom.

Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: Voila! The ZF-1.. [the weapon opens, and Zorg picks it up].. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button – another Zorg invention – it’s even easier.
Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: Voila! The ZF-1. [the weapon opens, and Zorg picks it up] It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button – another Zorg invention – it’s even easier.

Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: I don’t like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor’s killed millions of people, it hasn’t saved a single one.”
Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: Torture who you have to, the President, I don’t care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour.”

Korben Dallas: Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.

Leeloo: Me fifth element – supreme being. Me protect you.

 

Leeloo: I don’t know love. I was built to protect not to love.
Leeloo: I don’t know love. I was built to protect, not to love.”

Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.

General Munro: The Mondoshawans never fully trusted the human race.

Wanna Negotiate?

Aknot: Send somebody in to negotiate!
Korben: (to Fog) You mind if I? (Fog shakes his head, Korben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes, killing him) Anybody else wanna negotiate?
Fog: (stutters) Where did he learn how to negotiate like that?
(the President and General Munro are listening to Ruby’s broadcast)
President: (glaring at an embarrassed Munro) I wonder.”

All Positions!

Flight Attendant: Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.
Ruby Rhod: I don’t want one position, I want all positions!”

Call It Human Nature

Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.”

I am A Meat Popsicle

Police Officer: Sir, are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”

Save The World

Father Vito Cornelius: What are you doing?
Korben Dallas: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.”

Leeloo

Korben Dallas: What’s your name?
Leeloo: Leeloo Minaï Lekatariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben Dallas: Good. That… that whole thing’s your name, huh? Do you have, uh… a shorter name?
Leeloo: Leeloo.”

…Not Really

Ruby Rhod: We’ll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I’m looking at, intimate is this stud muffin’s middle name! So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas: Mmm… not really.”

In The DJ Business

Ruby Rhod: Korben, my man, what are ya doing?
Korben Dallas: Tryin’ to keep ya in the DJ business.”

I Learned

Leeloo: Hi.
Korben Dallas: Oh, so you speak English now.
Leeloo: Yes. I learned.”

At Least I Won Lunch

Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Mr. Kim: You’re not gonna open it? Could be important.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving with my wife.
Mr. Kim: Agh, that is bad luck. But grandfather say, “It never rain everyday”. This is good news, guaranteed. Hey, I bet your lunch!
Korben Dallas: Okay, you’re on.
Mr. Kim: Come on. [opens message, in a excited voice] ‘You are fired.’ [face falls] Oh, I’m sorry.
Korben Dallas: At least I won lunch.
Mr. Kim: Good philosophy! See good in bad. I like.”

I’ll Meet You At My Factory

Zorg’s secretary: Mr. Zorg’s office.
Aknot: It’s Aknot.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I’m so glad to hear you, Aknot.
Aknot: The mission is accomplished. You have what you asked for a few hours.
Jean-Baptiste: Good. I’ll meet you at my factory.”

I’ve Got Some Time

Billy: When is this “Snake” act supposed to occur?
Professor Pacoli: Well, if this is the five and this is the one… [mumbling in Italian] …every 5,000 years.
Billy: So I’ve got some time.”

Weddings Are One Floor Down

[Korben appears before Cornelius’ door, holding Leeloo in his arms]
Father Vito Cornelius: Yes?
Korben Dallas: I’m, uh…looking for a priest.
Father Vito Cornelius: Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.”

Only One Left Alive

General Munro: [after telling Korben about the mission] Any questions?
Korben Dallas: Yeah. Just one. Why me? I retired six months ago. You remember?
General Munro: Three reasons. One – as a member of the elite special forces unit of the Federated Army, you are expert in the use of all major weapons & space craft needed for this mission. [unravels a list five feet long] Two – of all the members of your unit, you were the most highly decorated.
Korben Dallas: …And the third one?
General Munro: Of all the members of your unit, you’re the only one left alive.”

We Have To Save The World

[Cornelius bursts into Korben’s room and holds him at gunpoint]
Father Vito Cornelius: I’m really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Willis…
Korben Dallas: Dallas.
Father Vito Cornelius: Er, Mr. Dallas. But we heard about your good luck on the radio, and we need your tickets for Fhloston.
Korben Dallas: Is this how priests normally take vacations?
Father Vito Cornelius: We’re not on a vacation, we’re on a mission!
Korben Dallas: What mission is that?
Father Vito Cornelius: We have to save the world, my son.”

ZERO CRATES!

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: This case is empty.
[Switches to conversation between Cornelius and Leeloo; Leeloo is laughing]
Father Vito Cornelius: What do you mean, empty?
[Back to conversation between Zorg and Aknot]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be FULL! Anyone care to explain?
[Back to Leeloo, speaking in the Divine Language]
Father Vito Cornelius: The guardians… gave the stones.. to someone they could trust… who-who another route… she’s supposed to contact this person… in a hotel… and she’s looking for the address. Easy.
Leeloo: [points to the computer screen] Dot.
David: It’s-it’s planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation!
Father Vito Cornelius: [sighs in relief] We’re saved.
[back to Zorg and Aknot]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I’m screwed!
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A CASE WITH FOUR STONES IN IT! NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE, BUT FOUR! FOUR STONES! W-WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH AN EMPTY CASE?!
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: BUT YOU CAN STILL COUNT! Look, it’s easy. Look at my fingers. Four stones, [Aknot looks away; Zorg slaps his face back into position] four crates [of guns]. Zero stones, ZERO CRATES! [To his men] Pack everything up! We’re outta here!
[Mangalores hoist their guns with a roar]
Aknot: We risked our lives! I believe a little compensation is in order.
Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Oh, so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate for the cause.”

We Need To Find The Leader

Korben Dallas: We need to find the leader. Mangalores don’t fight without their leaders.
Aknot: [stands up, holding a pistol to Father Vito Cornelius’ head] One more shot and we start killing hostages!
Korben Dallas: That would be the leader.
Aknot: Send someone in to negotiate!
Fog: [shrugging] I…I never negotiated before.
Korben Dallas: You mind if…I…?
Fog: Uh…yeah…sure. [yells to the Mangalores] We’re sending someone in to negotiate!
[Korben strides through the door, levels his weapon and fires a single shot into Aknot’s forehead. Aknot falls to the floor with a thump. His troops look down at him, uncertain what to do next]
Korben Dallas: [pointing the gun around] Anyone else want to negotiate?
Fog: [to Ruby Rhod] W-where did he learn to negotiate like that?
President Lindberg: [in the war room listening to Ruby Rhod’s radio transmission, looks distastefully at General Munro, who is looking everywhere except at the president] I wonder.”

Multipass

Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: [to check-in attendent] Yeah, this is my wife, Leeloo.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it’s a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: We’re newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen…
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it’s a multipass! Anyways, we’re in love.”

Supergreen

Ruby Rhod: Aw, shit, 3 coming, Korben, 3…
Korben: (Ruby Rhod screaming) Listen, you guard this with your life or you’re going to look like this guy here, you green?
Ruby Rhod: G-Green.
Korben Dallas: Supergreen?
Ruby Rhod: Supergreen?
President Lindberg: [happens] Is that’s your idea to of a discreet operation?
General Munro: [continues] D-D-Don’t you sir, I know my man, he’ll calm things down.”

In Two Hours

President Lindberg: There’s a ball of fire, 1,200 miles in diameter heading straight for Earth and we have no idea how to stop it. That’s the problem.
Korben Dallas: How much time do we have?
Scientist’s aide: If its speed remains constant, an hour and fifty-seven minutes.
Korben Dallas: I’ll call you back in two hours. [hangs up]
President Lindberg: Hello? Hello? Hello?
[he’s spaceship over the infinity]”

Five More Minutes

[checks on Leeloo and Korben’s healing process. They are “occupied”]
Professor Mactillberg: Uh, they’re… not ready. They need… five more minutes.
President Lindberg: You have twenty seconds.”

Multipass!

Flight attendent: Miss?
Leeloo: [the only phrase she currently knows] Multipass!”

Too Old, Too Tired, Too Hungry

Dispatch: All units respond in pursuit of yellow cab, Level 10.
Police officer getting lunch at McDonalds: [talking into radio] Unit 47, we’re on the way [hangs up radio] as soon as we finish lunch.; I’m too old, too tired, too hungry to go chase some hot rod. And I’m definitely too thirsty.
Korben Dallas: [yells] Look out! [sideswipes police officer, causing his lunch to go all over him his crashes, and his drink to spatter in his face]
Police officer: [moment later] Whoa…”

It’s A- It’s A- It’s A

Ruby Rhod: My man? My man? My man, what’s this thing with all these numbers?
Vito Cornelius: It’s a- It’s a- It’s a- It’s a-
Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no no no. ‘Cause if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
[alarm sounds]

Bring Me Those Stones

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: It’s nice to see you again, Father.
Priest Vito Cornelius: Ah, I remember you now. The so-called art dealer.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I’m glad you got your memory back. Because you’re gonna need it.
[directs his men out of his office]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Where are the stones?
Priest Vito Cornelius: I don’t know. And even if I did know, I wouldn’t tell somebody like you.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Why? What’s wrong with me?
Priest Vito Cornelius: I try to serve life. But you only…seem to want to destroy it.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Oh, Father, you’re so wrong. Let me explain. [closes office door, places an empty glass on desk] Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is [Pushes glass off table] destroyed… [robot cleaners move to clean broken glass] Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who’ll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain… of life. [Desk prepares a glass of water and a bowl of fruit] You see, Father, by creating a little destruction, I’m actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers. [drinks water with cherry, only to choke on cherry stuck in throat. Zorg frantically presses all buttons on his desk in an attempt to get something to clear his throat]
Priest Vito Cornelius: Where’s the robot to pat you in the back? Or the engineer? Or their children, maybe? [Desk brings out Zorg’s pet Picasso; Zorg motions it to try and help him] There, you see how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing? How your entire empire of destruction comes… crashing down. All because of one little… cherry. [slaps Zorg in the back, causing him to spit the cherry at Picasso]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: [opens doors, throws Cornelius to guards] You saved my life, and in return, I’ll spare yours… for now.
Priest Vito Cornelius: You’re a monster, Zorg.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I know.
[directs guards to take Cornelius away]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: [snaps fingers] Torture who you have to. The President, I don’t care. Just bring me those stones. You have one hour.”

I Will Be Among You

Shadow: It’s Shadow…
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Zorg here.
Shadow: Am I disturbing you?
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Oh no… no, no… I was… just… W-Where are you?
Shadow: Not far now.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Good… good, good…
Shadow: How are the stones?
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Fine… fine, just fine… I’ll, I’ll have the… ah… I’ll have the four stones you asked for anytime now… but, but it wasn’t easy. My costs… have tripled.
Shadow: Money is of… no importance. I… want… the… STONES…
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: The stones… will be here… I’ll see to it personally…
Shadow: I will be among you… soon.”

“Priest Vito Cornelius:
I know she’s made to be strong, but she’s also so fragile, so human. Know what I mean?

“Aknot:
You asked for a case, we brought you a case.

Zorg:
A case with FOUR STONES in it! Not one or two or three, but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?

Aknot:
We are warriors, not merchants.

Zorg:
But you can still count! Look, it’s easy. Look at my fingers: four stones, four crates. Zero stones? ZERO CRATES!

“DJ Ruby Rhod:
What’s wrong with you? What you screamin’ for? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. bzzzz.

“Priest Vito Cornelius:
You’re a monster, Zorg.

Zorg:
I know.

“David:
They really made her…

Priest Vito Cornelius:
Perfect. I know.

“Priest Vito Cornelius:
What are you doing?

Korben Dallas:
Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.

“Leeloo:
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas:
Yeah.

Leeloo:
Mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas:
Yeah, multipass, she knows it’s a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.

Leeloo:
Mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas:
We’re newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen…

Leeloo:
Mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas:
Yes, she knows it’s a multipass. Anyway, we’re in love.

“Priest Vito Cornelius:
It’s a – it’s a – it’s a – it’s a – it’s a – it’s a…

DJ Ruby Rhod:
No no no no no no. ‘Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off ‘cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?

“General Munro:
The Mondoshawans never fully trusted the human race.

“Leeloo:
Everything you create, you use to destroy.

Korben Dallas:
Yeah, we call it human nature.

“David:
Father, are you sure she’s a supreme being?

“Police:
Are you classified as human?

Korben Dallas:
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

“DJ Ruby Rhod:
Quiver ladies, quiver.

“DJ Ruby Rhod:
What was that honey? It was bad. It had no fire, no energy, no nothing. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green.

Korben Dallas:
Can I talk to you for a second?

Korben Dallas:
I didn’t come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?

DJ Ruby Rhod:
Supergreen.

“DJ Ruby Rhod:
We’ll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I’m looking at, “intimate” is the stud muffin’s middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?

Korben Dallas:
Mmm… not really.

“Korben Dallas:
Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.

Korben Dallas:
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment?

Leeloo:
Me fifth element – supreme being. Me protect you.

Leeloo:
I don’t know love. I was built to protect not to love, so there is no use for me other than this.

“Priest Vito Cornelius:
Because it is evil, absolutely evil.

President Lindberg:
One more reason to shoot first.

Priest Vito Cornelius:
Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger.

“DJ Ruby Rhod:
And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house… But who cares?

“Mr. Kim:
You got a message.

Korben Dallas:
Yeah

Mr. Kim:
You’re not gonna open it? It might be important.

Korben Dallas:
Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving… with my wife.

Mr. Kim:
Ah, that’s bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch.

Korben Dallas:
Okay, you’re on.

Mr. Kim:
Come on…

Mr. Kim:
You are fired. Oh.

Korben Dallas:
Well, at least I won lunch.

Mr. Kim:
Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like.”

Priest Vito Cornelius:
Yes?

Korben Dallas:
I’m, uh, looking for a priest.

Priest Vito Cornelius:
Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.

Korben Dallas:
What’s your name?

Leeloo:
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.

Korben Dallas:
Good. That… that whole thing’s your name, huh? Do you have, uh… a shorter name?

Leeloo:
Leeloo.

Leeloo:
Hello.

Korben Dallas:
Oh, so you speak English now.

Leeloo:
Yes. I learned.

Zorg:
I don’t like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor’s killed millions of people, it hasn’t saved a single one.

Billy:
When is this “Snake” act supposed to occur?

Professor Pacoli:
Well, if this is the five and this is the one…

Professor Pacoli:
Every 5,000 years.

Billy:
So I’ve got some time then.

Priest Vito Cornelius:
I’m really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Wallace…

Korben Dallas:
Dallas.

Priest Vito Cornelius:
Er, Mr. Dallas. But we heard about your good luck on the radio, and we need your tickets for Fhloston.

Korben Dallas:
Is this how priests normally take vacations?

Priest Vito Cornelius:
We’re not on a vacation, we’re on a mission!

Korben Dallas:
What mission is that?

Priest Vito Cornelius:
We have to save the world, my son.

Check in Attendant:
Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.

DJ Ruby Rhod:
I don’t want one position, I want all positions!

“Father Vito Cornelius: Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger.”

“Father Vito Cornelius: Weddings?”

“Father Vito Cornelius: What are you doing?
Korben Dallas: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.”

“Father Vito Cornelius: Where’s the robot to pat you on the back? Or the engineer? Or the children, maybe? There, you see now, how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing now, how your entire empire can come crashing down because of one… little… cherry.”

“Gemini Croquet: [in contest commercial] Perfect meal for a perfect world.”

“Professor Pacoli: [to Mondoshawan guardians] Are you German?”

“Professor Pacoli: Aziz! Light!”

“Professor Pacoli: Aziz! Light! [powerful lights from the Mondoshawan spaceship turn on] Much better. Thank you, Aziz.”

“Dispatch: All units respond in pursuit of yellow cab, Level 10.
Police officer getting lunch at McDonalds: (talking into mic) Unit 47, we’re on the way (hangs up mic) soon as we finish lunch. I’m too old, too tired, too hungry to go chase some hot rod. And I’m definitely too thirsty.
Korban Dallas: LOOK OUT! (sideswips police officer, causing his lunch to go all over him, and his drink to spatter in his face)
Police officer: (moment later) WHOA!”

“Flight attendent: Miss?
Leeloo: [the only phrase she currently knows] Mul-ti-pass.”

“General Munro: [after telling Korben about the mission] Any questions?
Korben Dallas: Yeah. Just one. Why me? I retired six months ago. You remember?
General Munro: Three reasons. One – as a member of the elite special forces unit of the Federated Army, you are expert in the use of all major weapons & space craft needed for this mission. [unravels a list five feet long] Two – of all the members of your unit, you were the most highly decorated.
Korben Dallas: …and the third one?
General Munro: Of all the members of your unit, you’re the only one left alive.”

“Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: It’s nice to see you again, Father.
Priest Vito Cornelius: Ah, I remember you now. The so-called art dealer.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I’m glad you got your memory back. Because you’re gonna need it.
[directs his men out of his office]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Where are the stones?
Priest Vito Cornelius: I don’t know. And even if I did know, I wouldn’t tell somebody like you.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Why? What’s wrong with me?
Priest Vito Cornelius: I try to serve life. But you only… seem to want to destroy it.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Oh, Father, you’re so wrong. Let me explain. [closes office door, places an empty glass on desk] Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is… [pushes glass off table] destroyed… [robot cleaners move to clean broken glass] Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who’ll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain… of life. [Desk prepares a glass of water and a bowl of fruit] You see, Father, by creating a little destruction, I’m actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers. [drinks water with cherry, only to choke on cherry stuck in throat. Zorg frantically presses all buttons on his desk in an attempt to get something to clear his throat]
Priest Vito Cornelius: Where’s the robot to pat you in the back? Or the engineer? Or their children, maybe? [Desk brings out Zorg’s pet Picasso; Zorg motions it to try and help him] There, you see how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing? How your entire empire of destruction comes… crashing down. All because of one little… cherry. [Slaps Zorg in the back, causing him to spit the cherry at Picasso]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: [opens doors, throws Cornelius to guards] You saved my life, and in return, I’ll spare yours… for now.
Priest Vito Cornelius: You’re a monster, Zorg.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I know.
[directs guards to take Cornelius away]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: [snaps fingers] Torture who you have to. The President, I don’t care. Just bring me those stones. You have one hour.”

“Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: This case is empty.
[Switches to conversation between Cornelius and Leeloo, who is laughing]
Father Vito Cornelius: What do you mean, empty?
[Back to conversation between Zorg and Aknot]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be FULL!!! Anyone care to explain?
[Back to Leeloo, speaking in the Divine Language]
Father Vito Cornelius: The guardians… gave the stones.. to someone they could trust… who-who another route… she’s supposed to contact this person… in a hotel… and she’s looking for the address. Easy.
Leeloo: [points to the computer screen] Dot.
David: It’s-it’s planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation!
Father Vito Cornelius: We’re saved.
[back to Zorg and Aknot]
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I’m screwed.
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but FOUR! FOUR STONES! Wha… What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: “But you can still count! Look, it’s easy. Look at my fingers. Four stones, (Lead Mangalore looks away, Zorg slaps face back to position) four crates [of guns]. Zero stones, ZERO CRATES!!!”

“Korben Dallas: We need to find the leader. Mangalores don’t fight without their leaders.
Aknot: [he stands up holding a pistol to Father Vito Cornelius’ head] One more shot and we start killing hostages!
Korben Dallas: That would be the leader.
Aknot: Send someone in to negotiate!
Ship’s officer: [shrugging] I…I never negotiated before.
Korben Dallas: You mind if…I…?
Ship’s officer: Uh…yeah…sure. [yells to the Mangalores] We’re sending someone in to negotiate!
[Korben strides through the door, levels his weapon and fires a single shot into Aknot’s forehead. The Mangalore leader falls to the floor with a thump, and his troops look down at him uncertain what to do next]
Korben Dallas: [pointing the gun around] Anyone else want to negotiate?
Ship’s officer: [to Ruby Rhod] W-where did he learn to negotiate like that?
President Lindberg: [in the war room with Ruby Rhod’s radio transmission being heard, looks distastefully at General Munroe] I wonder.”

“Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: [to check-in attendent] Yeah, this is my wife, Leeloo.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it’s a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: We’re newly-weds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen…
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it’s a multipass! Anyways, we’re in love.”

“Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Mr. Kim: You’re not gonna open it? Could be important.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving…with my wife.
Mr. Kim: Aigh, that is bad luck. But grandfather say, “It never rain everyday”. This is good news, guaranteed. Hey, I bet your lunch.
Korben Dallas: Okay, you’re on.
Mr. Kim: Come on. [opens message, in a excited voice] ‘You are fired’. Oh, I’m sorry.
Korben Dallas: At least I won lunch.
Mr. Kim: Good philosophy! See good in bad. I like.”

“President Lindberg: There’s a ball of fire, 1200 miles in diameter heading straight for Earth and we have no idea how to stop it. That’s the problem.
Korben Dallas: How much time do we have?
Scientist’s aide: If its speed remains constant, an hour and fifty-seven minutes.
Korben Dallas: I’ll call you back in two hours. [hangs up]
President Lindberg: Hello? Hello? Hello?”

“Ruby Rhod: My man? My man? My man, what’s this thing with all these numbers?
Vito Cornelius: It’s a- It’s a- It’s a- It’s a-
Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no no no. ‘Cause if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
[alarm sounds]

[Cornelius bursts into Korben’s room and holds him at gunpoint]
Father Vito Cornelius: I’m really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Wallace…
Korben Dallas: Dallas.
Father Vito Cornelius: Er, Mr. Dallas. But we heard about your good luck on the radio, and we need your tickets for Fhloston.
Korben Dallas: Is this how priests normally take vacations?
Father Vito Cornelius: We’re not on a vacation, we’re on a mission!
Korben Dallas: What mission is that?
Father Vito Cornelius: We have to save the world, my son.”

[Korben appears before Cornelius’ door, holding Leeloo in his arms]
Father Vito Cornelius: Yes?
Korben Dallas: I’m, uh…looking for a priest.
Father Vito Cornelius: Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.”

“[checks on Leeloo and Korben’s healing process. They are “occupied”]
Professor Mactillberg: Uh, they’re… not ready. They need… five more minutes.
President Lindberg: You have twenty seconds.”

Flight Attendant: Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.
I don’t want one position, I want all positions!”

Korben Dallas: What’s your name?
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben Dallas: Good. That… that whole thing’s your name, huh? Do you have, uh… a shorter name?
Leeloo.”

“Police Officer: Sir, are you classified as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”

[After shooting Aknot between the eyes] Anyone else wanna negotiate?”

[Holding the last match he has] Don’t breathe.”

“And now we enter what must be the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe! A perfect replica of the old opera house! …But who cares?”

“Beep-olaiiiiiiii”

“Zorg: Voila! The ZF-1.
[the weapon opens, and Zorg picks it up]
Zorg: It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button – another Zorg invention – it’s even easier.”

“Zorg: A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Mangalore Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg: But you can still count. Look it’s easy. Look at my fingers, four stones, four crates, zero stones, zero crates! Pack everything up we’re outta here.
Mangalore Aknot: [Mangalores hoist their guns with a roar] We risked our lives! I think a little compensation is in order.
Zorg: Oh, so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate for the cause.”

“Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it’s a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: We’re newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen…
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it’s a multipass. Anyway, we’re in love.”

“Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah
Mr. Kim: You’re not gonna open it? It might be important.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving… with my wife.
Mr. Kim: Ah, that’s bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch.
Korben Dallas: Okay, you’re on.
Mr. Kim: Come on…
[Reads]
Mr. Kim: You are fired. Oh.
Korben Dallas: Well, at least I won lunch.
Mr. Kim: Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like.”

“Korben Dallas: What’s your name?
Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben Dallas: Good. That… that whole thing’s your name, huh? Do you have, uh… a shorter name?
Leeloo: Leeloo.”

“Zorg: I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would’ve immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
[Scene shifts to Aknot, who is staring in confusion at the little red button. He shrugs and pushes it]
Zorg: [Casually smokes a cigarette as the room with the Mangalores blows up] Bring me the priest.”

“[the President is talking with Korben’s mother on the phone]
President Lindberg: Mrs. Dallas, this is the President. On behalf of the federation, I would like to thank you…
Korben’s Mother: Oh, please. That doesn’t even sound like him! The President’s an idiot, you don’t sound like an idiot. If you don’t wanna talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual, huh? I’ll just throw myself in traffic. I’ll just Saran Wrap myself to the bed and pretend my child is suffocating me…”

“Korben Dallas: How many are in there?
Fog: I-I-I-don’t…
Korben Dallas: Let’s count.
[looks around the corner and counts the Mangalors in the room; draws back quickly]
Korben Dallas: Seven on the left, five on the right.
[turns the corner again and fires six shots in rapid succession]
Korben Dallas: Four on the right, two on the left.”

“Zorg: Where are the stones?
Priest Vito Cornelius: I don’t know. And even if I did know, I wouldn’t tell someone like you.
Zorg: Why? What’s wrong with me?
Priest Vito Cornelius: I try to serve life. And you seem to want to destroy it.
Zorg: Oh, Father. You’re so wrong. Let me explain.
[Puts and empty water glass on his desk]
Zorg: Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed
[Pushes the glass off the table. It shatter on the floor, and several small machines come out to clean it up]
Zorg: Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business.”

“Priest Vito Cornelius: [discussing the Dark Planet] Imagine for a moment that this thing is not anything that can be identified because it prefers not to be. Wherever there is life, it brings death, because it is evil, absolute evil.
President Lindberg: One more reason to shoot first.
Priest Vito Cornelius: Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger.”

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