110+ Terry Pratchett Quotes that makes us Love Comics

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Terry Pratchett Quotes that makes us love comics. There are so many Terry Pratchett quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Terry Pratchett quotes exists just do that.

Born on 28 April 1948 Sir Terence David John Pratchett is an English author of fantasy and comic novels. Famous for his Discworld series, which consists of 41 novels. He died on 12 March 2015 aged 66 in Broad Chalke, Wiltshire, England. He is famous for his comical themed novels in his works. He was appointed as the Officer of Order of the British Empire in 1998.

Pratchett published his first novel in 1971, The Carpet People. In 1983, he published The Colour of Magic, the first novel in the Discworld series. Pratchett wrote around two books a year after 1983. The 2011 Discworld novel Snuff was sold around 55,000 copies in three days after publishing, making it the third fastest selling adult-readership novel in the United Kingdom. Five months after his death in August 2015, the final Discworld novel, The Shepherd’s Crown was published.

Pratchett was United Kingdom’s best-selling author of the 1990s, with more than 85 million books sold in 37 languages around the world. The first Discworld book marketed for children was The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, which won him the annual Carnegie Medal in 2001, which was also the year’s best children’s book published in the United Kingdom. He also received the NESFA Skylark Award in 2009, and in 2010, he achieved the World Fantasy Award for Life Achievement.

Pratchett had been diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer’s disease in December 2007. He then made a substantial public donation to the Alzheimer’s Research Trust, United Kingdom. Pratchett had a passion for astronomy from childhood and have had an observatory in his backyard garden. He also made an appearance on The Sky at Night programme by BBC.

Pratchett was awarded ten honorary doctorates. In 1994, Pratchett was the Fantasy and Science Fiction Author of the year by the British Book Awards. For his novel Pyramids in 1989, he won the British Science Fiction Award. In 2008, for the novel Making Money he won a Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel. In 2009, for “services to literature” he received a knighthood in the United Kingdom Ney Year Honour list.

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“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”

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“Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.”

Terry Pratchett popular quotes“Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.”

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“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”

Terry Pratchett saying“Freedom without limits is just a word.”

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“And what would humans be without love? RARE.”

“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

“Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.”

“Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”

“Don’t think of it as dying, just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”

“Educational’ refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.”

“Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.”

“For an author, the nice characters aren’t much fun. What you want are the screwed up characters. You know, the characters that are constantly wondering if what they are doing is the right thing, characters that are not only screwed up but are self-tapping screws. They’re doing it for themselves.”

“Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.”

“Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.”

“Here’s some advice boy. Don’t put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. Thats why they’re called revolutions.”

“Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.”

“I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.”

“I became a journalist at 17. A few hours later, I saw my first dead body, which was somewhat… colourful. That’s when I learned you can go on throwing up after you run out of things to throw up.”

“I believe everyone should have a good death. You know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. Because after all, tears are appropriate on a death bed. And you say goodbye to your loved ones, making certain that one of them has been left behind to look after the shop.”

“I commend my soul to any God that can find it.”

“I didn’t go to university. Didn’t even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did.”

“I do take my hat off sometimes because how else is a man to shower?”

“I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.”

“I have to write because if I don’t get something down then after a while I feel it’s going to bang the side of my head off.”

“I mean, I wouldn’t pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I’m me.”

“I think I work much harder on the children’s books. I suppose I enjoy that. I find it interesting that although there are more than 30 books in the Discworld series, it is the four that were written for children which have won the awards. I’ve never been quite certain why this is.”

“I think we are waiting for an e-book that even non-techies can be comfortable with. From my point of view, the biggest change is that I don’t have to spend most of the day printing out and packaging a manuscript. I think I almost miss that.”

“I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.”

“If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.”

“If you have enough book space, I don’t want to talk to you.”

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“If you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don’t apply to you.”

“If you trust in yourself and believe in your dreams and follow your star, you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”

“I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.”

“In all seriousness, people think that it’s the ideas that are important. Well, everyone has ideas, all the time. I tend to write mine down and remember them, but at some point you have to apply the bum to the seat and knock out about sixty five thousand words – that’s how long a novel is.”

“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”

“Insanity is catching.”

“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out.”

“It cannot be said often enough that science fiction as a genre is incredibly educational – and I’m speaking the written science fiction, not ‘Star Trek.’ Science fiction writers tend to fill their books if they’re clever with little bits of interesting stuff and real stuff.”

“It is possible to live well with dementia and write best-sellers ‘like wot I do.'”

“It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you’re attempting can’t be done.”

“It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it.”

“It’s still magic even if you know how it’s done.”

“It’s useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one.”

“I’ve always felt that what I have going for me is not my imagination, because everyone has an imagination. What I have is a relentlessly controlled imagination. What looks like wild invention is actually quite carefully calculated.”

“Knowing that you are going to die is, I suspect, the beginning of wisdom.”

“Legal or not, I intend to end my life on the lawn of my house with a glass of brandy in my hand.”

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”

“Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people.”

“My own books drive themselves. I know roughly where a book is going to end, but essentially the story develops under my fingers. It’s just a matter of joining the dots.”

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“No one’s policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head analysing what you think about things, and a philosophy comes.”

“Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.”

“Often I sort of work up and down the manuscript. I sometimes used to go ahead of myself to see what was going to happen next, to make certain it fits what was going to be happening soon.”

“Oh dear me, the Booker people don’t like me. I don’t care. I have been given an award for being taken not seriously, and I am very, very pleased about that.”

“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”

“Only time and tears take away grief; that is what they are for.”

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun.”

“People couldn’t become truly holy, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.”

“People don’t alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.”

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”

“So much universe, and so little time.”

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”

“Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.”

“Sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness.”

“Sooner or later we’re all someone’s dog.”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”

“Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.”

“That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.”

“The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.”

“The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”

“The harder I work, the luckier I become.”

“The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.”

“The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last one, even if it’s just a few notes in a file. I dread not having work in progress.”

“The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.”

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“The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it.”

“The thing is, ‘Discworld’ had been going on for a very long time, and I’ve written children’s books as well. Usually when people have a really big series they franchise it, which I thought is a bit of a no-no, so I thought what I’d do is I’d franchise it to myself.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.”

“The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.”

“There are some people who hate my guts. But that goes with the territory.”

“There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.”

“There are times when phrases such as ‘totally astonished’ just don’t do the job. I am, of course, delighted and honoured and, needless to say, ‘flabbergasted'”

“There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys.”

“They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”

“This isn’t life in the fact lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic!”

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”

“What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Cats. Cats are nice.”

“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”

“Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.”

“You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that’s going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake.”

“Chances are where you find them”

“There are many horrible sights in the multiverse. Somehow, though, to a soul attuned to the subtle rhythms of a library, there are few worse sights than a hole where a book ought to be.
Someone had stolen a book.”

“It’s vital to remember who you really are. It’s very important. It isn’t a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.”

“Sometimes words need music too. Sometimes the descriptions are not enough. Books should be written with soundtracks, like films.”

“Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realize that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.”

“They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they want to.
This book is dedicated to those fine men.”

“Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility. Witches deal with things. Never stand between two mirrors. Never cackle. Do what you must do. Never lie, but you don’t always have to be honest. Never wish. Especially don’t wish upon a star, which is astronomically stupid. Open your eyes, and then open your eyes again.”

“DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.”

“If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children.”

“I’m trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun.” -“I should leave it for a while, it’s too bright to see the numbers at the moment.”

“I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.”

“I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs, a very endearing sight, I’m sure you’ll agree. And even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters, who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature’s wonders, gentlemen. Mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that is when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.”

“And gears,” said Anathema. “My bike didn’t have gears. I’m sure my bike didn’t have gears.”
Crowley leaned over to the angel. “Oh lord, heal this bike,” he whispered sarcastically.

“I’m sorry, I just got carried away,” hissed Aziraphale.”

“Multiple exclamation marks,’ he went on, shaking his head, ‘are a sure sign of a diseased mind.”

“The thing about football – the important thing about football – is that it is not just about football.”

“He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk.”

“The truth is that even big collections of ordinary books distort space, as can readily be proved by anyone who has been around a really old-fashioned secondhand bookshop, one that looks as though they were designed by M. Escher on a bad day and has more stairways than storeys and those rows of shelves which end in little doors that are surely too small for a full-sized human to enter. The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”

“There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.”

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