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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles which was at first named as Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in some European nations because of debate at the time, and retroactively otherwise called TMNT 1987 or just TMNT ’87, is an American vivified TV series created by the studio Murakami-Wolf-Swenson and the French organization IDDH. The pilot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appeared during the seven day stretch of December 28th in the year 1987 in syndication as a five-section miniseries thereby propelling on 84 stations and being played twice a day and the show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started its official keep running on October 1st in the year 1988. From that point forward the show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and establishment has turned into an overall marvel. The series included the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters, made by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. The property was changed significantly from the darker-conditioned comic, to make it progressively reasonable for kids and the family. The underlying inspiration driving the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enlivened series was that, after being drawn nearer to make a toy line, Playmates Toys was uneasy with the comic-book characters’ little clique following. They mentioned that a TV series be gained first, and after the underlying five-scene series appeared, the California toy organization discharged their first series of Ninja Turtles action figurines in the mid-year of 1988.
The two media would relate to showcasing style and notoriety for a long time to come. David Wise and Patti Howeth composed the screenplay for the initial five-section miniseries. When the series proceeded in the second season, comic artist Jack Mendelsohn joined the show as the official story editorial manager. Savvy proceeded to compose more than seventy scenes of the series and was official story manager for four later seasons also. Astute left the series halfway through the ninth season, and Jeffrey Scott took over as the story supervisor and boss essayist for the remainder of the show’s run. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was in Saturday morning syndication from October 1st in the year 1988 to September 9th in the year 1989 and turned into a moment hit. The show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was extended to five days a week and publicized weekday evenings in syndication in many markets from September 25th in the year 1989 to September 17th in the year 1993. Starting on September 8th in the year 1990, with an alternate opening succession, the show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started its auxiliary keep running on CBS’s Saturday morning lineup, starting like an hour-long straight from the year 1990 until the year 1993, at first airing several Saturday elite scenes consecutive.
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“Gentlemen, and Raphael”
“I think he’s blushing.”
“Looks more like fall to me.”
“Remember, nothing is as strong as family.”
“We turtles don’t know the meaning of the word ‘defeat’.”
“And it makes great organic pizza, if you’re into that kind of thing.”
“Are you guys thinking what I’m thinking?”
“But us, turtles, why must we stand alone against the forces of evil?”
“I always thought the future of ninjutsu would be taller.”
“I can’t keep fighting alien technology with a six foot staff.”
“I feel like I’m in an ugly convention.I finished you off myself. You can’t be alive.”
“I finished you off myself. You can’t be alive.”
“I told Splinter I’d get this team in shape again.”
“The bonds of family are stronger than steel…”
“The Rat is the cleanest one.”
“Their world can never be ours.”
“We’re dealing with a real mind here.”
“What kind of idiot puts his name on a death machine?”
“What language is that Mikey? Nitwit?”
“You don’t understand science.”
“You live, you die, you fight as brothers!”
“Here are some funny scenes from the newest version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that capture the essence of these hilarious, battle ready, fighting turtles.”
“(Shredder has just realized who this giant rat is.) Yes, Oroku Saki. I know who you are. We met many years ago, in the home of my master, Hamato Yoshi!”
“April O’Neill: And then there’s Casey Jones, a nine-year-old trapped in a man’s body. He might be cute except for that pigheadedness.”
“April: Is Raph coming back?
Donatello: I’m sure he’ll be back any minute…..
[An unconscious Raphael is thrown through the window, landing at Donatello’s feet]”
“April: What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity?
Casey Jones: I was just trying to break it to you easy.
April: Oh, well, you failed miserably!
Casey Jones: Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn’t even be standing here if it weren’t for me.
April: And what do you want? Do you want a thank you?
Casey Jones: No, it’s me who should thank you for that privilege, right?”
“April: Will I ever see you guys again?
Leonardo: Well, that depends on how fast you stock your pizza.
Casey Jones: New game, round-head. Cricket?
Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.”
“Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Anne. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They’d be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfaroni!
Donatello: You’re the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
[Casey finishes fixing the engine.]
Casey Jones: Okay let’s give this a try, funkoid!
Donatello: Here it goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: G.
Donatello: Here it goes, gak face!
Casey Jones: I’m ready, hose brain!”
“Chief Sterns: We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
April: I’m not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English perhaps?”
“Danny: I think there’s some left over pizza from the other night.
[Michelangelo runs over to the table, Donatello takes a look at it]
Donatello: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
[Donatello and him start humming “Taps”]”
“Donatello: Nice night.
Michelangelo: Mmm-hmm. Pizza dude’s got thirty seconds.
Donatello: Hey, Mikey…You ever think about what Splinter said? About, y’know…Us not havin’ him?
Michelangelo: …Well, time’s up. Three bucks off.
Donatello: You’re a claustraphobic!
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I’ve never even looked at another guy before!”
“Leonardo: [about Casey] Who the heck is that?
Michelangelo: Wayne Gretzky? On steroids?”
“Leonardo: We were awesome!
Raphael: Totally tubular!
Donatello: uuh… mega…
Splinter: I have always liked… cowabunga.”
“Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu. Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different…
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter’s head]
“Michelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too clich?.
Michelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Donatello: I like it! Step up!”
“Raphael: Where’s Splinter.
Shredder: Ah, the rat! So it has a name! …It HAD a name.
Leonardo: You lie!!
Shredder: Do I?”
“The Shredder: You fight well in the old style, but you’ve caused me enough trouble. Now you face… The Shredder.
Donatello: The Shredder?
Michelangelo: Uuh… maybe all that hardware’s for making coleslaw.”
“[Shredder shows up]
Leonardo: Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?
Michelangelo: I don’t know. But I’ll bet it never has to look for a can opener.”
“[Two Foot are left after Raphael defeats a large number. They look at each other in fright and confusion.]
Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?
[Camera pans as an overwhelming number of Foot leap onto the rooftop.]
Raphael: Good answer. Good answer!”
“[after knocking Tatsu out with a golf club] I’ll never call golf a dull game again.”
“[After Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo discard their weapons to save Leonardo.] Fools! The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one! Now your fate….Will be his!”
“[After seeing Raphael for the first time] Hey, what are you? Some sort of punker? I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup…who wear masks over ugly faces.”
“[After shoving Casey, preventing him from killing the thieves] How ’bout a five minute game misconduct for roughing pal?”
“[April and Casey fight then go into different rooms, slamming the doors after them] Gosh, it’s kind of like Moonlighting, isn’t it?”
“[As he is fighting Casey Jones] A Jos? Canseco bat? Tell me you didn’t pay money for this.”
“[As he is fighting the Foot Clan on a rooftop.] You guys must be studying the, uuh, abridged book of ninja fighting.”
“[as he is watching “The Tortoise & The Hare”] Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you’re letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don’t just…! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!”
“[Casey knocks out two Foot Soldiers in rapid succession] It’s a talent.”
“[Chasing Casey Jones] Come back here! I’m not finished with you! DAMN!”
“[He avoids an attack by retracting his head inside his shell. He then pops his head out again and punches the ninja.] God, I love being a turtle!”
“[laughs] I made a funny.”
“[Raphael and Leonardo begin arguing. Michelangelo: Kitchen?] Kitchen. [Pork rinds?] Pork rinds.”
“[Removes his mask to face Splinter, revealing the scars underneath from their last encounter.] Now…I finish…what I began with YOUR EAR!”
“[repeated line] Damn.”
“[repeated line] Kids.”
“[The Turtles & Casey Jones are inside April’s apartment fighting the Foot, who’s numbers are continuing to increase.] Hey guys? Uh, structurally speaking, I don’t think this is ah, really a good time for your ah, buddies to drop in…”
“[To Charles Pennington.] You got a son named…Danny, Charles?”
“[to Tatsu] A little Primatene might just help to clear that up there.”
“[to the Foot Soldiers of Raph] You guys mind telling me what you’re doing to my little green pal over there, hm? [sees April] Oh, who is the babe?”
“[Turtles are watching April on TV, Michelangelo’s teasing Raphael] I think he’s actually turning red! [Raphael throws sai, sticks to floor between Donatello’s legs] Uh, maybe not.”
“All fathers care for their sons.”
“Death comes for us all, Oruku Saki, but something much worse comes for you, for when you die, it will be… without honour.”
“I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.”
“I do hope there’s more o’ them.”
“I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy, and all you can say is ‘Hi’?”
“I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan’s finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin’s love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki’s face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.”
“Never lower your eyes to an enemy.”
“Oh, and I want no anchovies. And I mean, no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you’re in big trouble, okay?!”
“That was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty. Two minutes for slashing… two minutes for hooking… and let’s not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking.”
“There will be no mistake this time. I go myself.”
“Wise men say, ‘forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'”
“You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These… Turtles.”
Donatello: Bosa Nova!!!
Michaelangelo: Bosa Nova?
Donatello: Chevy Nova? . . . . . Excellent!!!!!”
“Donatello/Foot Messenger: You’re a claustrophobic!
Casey Jones: I never even looked at another guy!”
“Donatello/Foot Messenger: Good thing these guys aren’t lumberjacks!
Michelangelo/Pizza Man: The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees!”
“Michaelangelo: Just ninja-kick the damn rabbit!”
“April O’Neil: I have neighbor’s that live about 4 miles away, I need to get to a phone, and I need to call my boss.
Casey Jones: You mean Charles?
April O’Neil: How did you know that?
Casey Jones: Well he left on your machine just before we got out.
April O’Neil: And?
Casey Jones: Well hey! you just saved yourself an 8-mile round trip! um. . . you were fired.
Casey Jones: Well hey! you just saved yourself an 8-mile round trip! Um, you were fired.”
“Chief Stearns: Are you trying to tell me how to do my job!!”
“Casey Jones: Thats gonna cost ya tinkerbell
Casey Jones: Thats gonna cost ya Tinkerbell.”
“Michaelangelo: [Ducks Head] GOD I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!!!
Michaelangelo: [ducks Head] GOD I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!”
“Michaelangelo: “Who is THAT?” “Wayne Gretzsky……on steroids?”
Michaelangelo: Who is THAT? Wayne Gretzsky… on steroids?
Michaelangelo: Who is that? Wayne Gretzsky on steroids?”
“Michelangelo/Pizza Man: It’s a kodak moment.”
“Splinter: I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan’s finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin’s love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki’s face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.”
“Splinter: I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.”
“Splinter: All fathers care for their sons.”
“Splinter: You will listen now. My Master Yoshi’s first rule was ‘Possess the right thinking’, only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son.”
“Michaelangelo: [seeing an unconscious April] Can we keep her?”
“Michaelangelo: Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town!”
“Michaelangelo: She’s so hot I can feel my shell tightening.
Raphael: We can hear you!”
“Donatello: Maybe he’s a Jedi?”
“Raphael: I only saw Batman once.”
“April O’Neil: What are you?
Leonardo: We’re ninjas.
Raphael: We’re mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we’re turtles.
Michaelangelo: And we’re teenagers. But we can still have adult conversations.
April O’Neil: So you’re…Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!”
“Donatello: I’m the one who licks the icing off the Pop-Tarts every morning and puts them back in the box
Donatello: I’m the one who licks the icing off the Pop-Tarts every morning and puts them back in the box.”
“Shredder: I don’t believe in fairy tales.”
“Eric Sacks: You two are adorable. I could just pinch your cheeks.”
“Vern Fenwick: So, they’re aliens?
April O’Neil: No, that’s stupid. They’re reptiles. They help people.”
“Michaelangelo: Hey guys, if it’s not obvious already about that girl, Dibbs!”
“Michaelangelo: That’s insane! That cat is playing “Chopsticks” with chopsticks!”
“Raphael: Give me the camera…
Michaelangelo: Oh, he’s doing his Batman voice.
Leonardo: Back off, Raph!”
“Vern Fenwick: Turtles in a half shell!”
“Vern Fenwick: You’re a talking turtle?!
Raphael: And you’re a human nerd, let’s go!”
“Donatello: Oh my God, is that a gun?”
“Raphael: Let’s go save my brothers.”