100+ Teacher Jokes That Are So Cute!

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Teacher Jokes? Sounds quirky? Why not entertain the children by providing them the best teacher jokes that are circling the town? Here are the 100+ Teacher Joke That Are So Cute Yet Satisfying! Not alone that these jokes are also sure to tickle the funny bones of your children and make them laugh for hours together!

Here we go!

Nobody comprehends or acknowledges educator jokes and funniness very like instructors. To give you some truly necessary giggles, we’ve pulled together a portion of our preferred instructor centered jokes. Chuckling is an incredible prescription, and we trust these present to you a few.

  1. Get out your diaries.

Hold tight!

 

  1. Demonstrating is a significant piece of instructing.

However, here and there it’s to a greater extent a do as I state, not as I accomplish sort of thing.

 

  1. Current sentence structure exercise.

Keep in mind when hashtag implied number or pounds?

 

  1. That’s right. Consistently.

Try not to raise the subject of lost teeth.

 

  1. Great.

Because we train kids wouldn’t mean we like to be dealt with like kids.

 

  1. History exercise.

Also, over yonder we have the gallery of overhead projectors, film strips, and books on tape.

 

  1. AT the point when English instructors snap.

Hello, she was incited.

  1. The sub problem.

On account of certain understudies, that would be valued!

Now you realize the importance of teacher? Not alone that these jokes are also a great a way to remind us about the roles played by teachers in our lives! If not for them, we would nowhere! So, the next time if your child feels stressed or bored just read out these 100+ Teacher Jokes That Are So Cute and give them a whole new experience!

Q: What do you call a teacher without students?
A: Happy

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Q: Why was the students report card all wet?
A: Because it was below C level.

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Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests.

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Q: Why did the prince bring his father to school?
A: The teacher said to bring a ruler

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Q: Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
A: Because he swept her off her feet!

Q: Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
A: He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

Q: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?
A: The scholar-ships.

Q: What school do you greet people in?
A: Hi School!

Q: What do you call a teacher without students?
A: Broke. Oh wait, that’s a regular teacher

Q: What would happen if you took the school bus home?
A: The police would make you bring it back!

Q: Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher?
A: He never gave homework as-SIN-ments.

Q: Why did the report card sting the girl?
A: It was full of B’s!

Q: Who should be your best friend at school?
A: Your princi-pal!

Q: What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?
A: The multiplication table.

Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they’re all in HIGH School!

Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
A: Summer!

Q: Why are kindergarten teachers so great?
A: Because they know how to make little things count.

Q: What animal gets in trouble when it takes a test?
A: The cheetah

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9!

Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they’re all in HIGH school!

Q: Where do door-makers get their education?
A: The school of hard knocks

Q: Why was the math teacher crying?
A: She had too many problems!

Q: What kinds of tests do they give witches?
A: Hex-aminations

Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter “V”.

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Q: What is 5Q + 5Q?
A: 10Q. And you’re welcome!

Q: Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed?
A: Because he wanted to see how long he slept!

Q: What has wings and solves number problems?
A: A moth-ematician

Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm in your apple!

Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: A teacher says “Spit out your gum!” and a train says “Chew Chew!”

Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the science lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!

Q: What is a snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!

Q: What is the easiest way to raise your grades?
A: Hold them up in the air!

Q: Why did the teacher yell at Humpty Dumpty?
A: He cracked up during class!

Q: What must you pay to go to school?
A: Attention

Q: How is a teacher like an eye doctor?
A: They both examine pupils

Q: At what school do you have to drop out so you can graduate?
A: Parachute school

Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train’s engineer?
A: One trains minds, the other minds trains!

Q: Why does history keep repeating itself?
A: Because we weren’t listening the first time!

Teachers always tell us to follow our dreams, but yet they don’t let us sleep in class.

My teacher pointed his ruler at me and said, at the end of this ruler there is an idiot. I got in trouble after asking which end.

Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.

Teacher: John, tell me your date of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!

Teacher to students: can anyone tell a word which has more than 1000 letters in it?
Sam suddenly stands up and said “postbox”!

Why the music teacher did not able to open his room?
Because the keys were on his piano!

What will be a Math teacher’s favorite dish?
Pi!

What did a math book complained to another math book?
“Oh, I have tired of lot of problems”!

Teacher to John: “John, you have 6 apples in your plate and Sam took two among them, what would you get?”
John: “A fight”!

Can you find the longest table in the class room?
Sure, it is the multiplication table!

Why did Alvin take ladder to his school?
Because he wanted to reach to high school!

Jimmy to his class teacher: Ma’am, do you punish your students for things that they don’t do?
Teacher: No, Never
Jimmy: Thank you Ma’am, because I didn’t done my homework!

Teacher told Johnny to write an essay of 100 words. Johnny thought for a moment and stared to write. “I went to call my puppy in for the night and I called “puppy, puppy, puppy…..”.!

Chemistry teacher to student: “I’ve got my ion you.”

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first? It’s pretty basic stuff.

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

A chemist was reading a book on helium. He couldn’t put it down.

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Oil and vinegar is great if you’re looking for something to put on a salad, but it’s not a permanent solution.

Do you know your acid from your alkali? Or are you a bit basic?

Know any good jokes about sodium? Na.

How often do I like jokes about chemistry? Periodically.

Potassium went on a date with oxygen. It went “OK”.

“Oh”! The element of surprise.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? Hehe

If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer joined up, they would be alloys!

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber? To reduce his carbon footprint.

I would make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!

Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!

Q: Teacher: Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!

Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.

Q: Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?
A: Student: Not really.

Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: To test the water.

Q: Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have?
A: Student: Big hands!

Q: Teacher: If you got $20 from 5 people, what do you get?
A: Student: A new bike.

Q: Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at John’s exam?
A: Student: I hope you didn’t either.

Q: Teacher: What is the shortest month?
A: Student: May, it only has three letters.

Q: Teacher: Answer my question at once. What is 7 plus 2?
A: Student: At once!

Q: Why did closing her eyes remind the teacher of her classroom?
A: Because there were no pupils to see.

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Q: Why did the teacher turn the lights on?
A: Because her class was so dim.

Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Pick them up and roll them back

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
A: Look at the board and I will go through it again.

Q: Why did the teacher write on the window?
A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear!

Q: Teacher: Give a a sentence beginning with “I”. A: Student: I is…. Q: Teacher: Stop there, you need to begin with “I am”. A: Student: Okay…I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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