100+ Stupid Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

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I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

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You have two parts of brain, ‘left’ and ‘right’. In the left side, there’s nothing right. In the right side, there’s nothing left.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

A dad is washing the car with his son. After a moment, the son asks his father, “Do you think we could use a sponge instead?”

My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

We just got a fax. At work. We didn’t know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.

I love how in horror movies the person will ask, “Is anyone there?” As if the killer would say “Oh yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

My IQ came back negative.

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.

My girlfriend isn’t talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

I don’t engage in mental combat with the unarmed.

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A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, “I’ve not seen you for a while.”
The man replies, “Yes, I’ve been ill.”

I don’t understand why people get attacked by sharks. Can they not hear the music?

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

The human brain is one of the most complex objects in the universe. Is it any wonder that so many people never learn to use it.

If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re invulnerable.

Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says

I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

What’s the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar.

If you glue a dead wasp to your palm, you can smack your boss on the back of the head as hard as you want and act like you saved him.

I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

I had prepared for a battle of wits but I see you came unarmed.

Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.

They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it…

We live in an age where mentioning you read a book seems a little bit like you’re showing off.

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!

To kick start my New Year: I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Teacher: “Where was the Constitution of India signed?”
Student: “At the bottom of the page!”

People often ask me if my French jokes are immature… wee.

After kissing a girl on her sofa she said “let’s take this upstairs”.”Ok” I said “You grab one end and I’ll grab the other”
Cop: “Have you been out drinking?”
Me: “Uh yeah, I’m 28, I’ve been out drinking literally hundreds of times.”

70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots.

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Has anyone heard the news about a festival in the US where a girl got her head stuck on a truck oversized tailpipe? Apparently she was exhausted…

Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.

Where did you buy your stupidity? Or it was given for free and you took an overdose?

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

He always finds himself lost in thought; it’s unfamiliar territory.

I am probably single….because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008

If it ain’t broke, I haven’t borrowed it yet.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.

I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!

I’m looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing.

I’ve agreed so much with my wife that my head just starts nodding at the sound of her voice.

The only reason I’ve been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

Don’t anybody move! I lost my brain somewhere here.
Sit down, give your mind a rest – it obviously needs it.

How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut its nose off.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Me: “How much for the baby dragon?”
Pet store clerk: “Sir, that’s a lizard.”
Me: *not listening* “When do they start breathing fire?”

On your birthday, remember: don’t drink and tattoo.

My friend: “Hurry up, someone calls the fire department!”
Me: “We are the fire department!”

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

I asked my mother where I have been born when she told me in a hospital. I responded: “Mom was I ill?”

I am right ninety eight percent of the time – who cares about the other three percent.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew.
My sister asked me to bring her something hard to write on. I don’t know why she became so mad. It’s pretty fucking hard to write on the sand.

Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town? He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

I’m having an introvert party and you’re all not invited.

Where does one apply to be a “kept man”?

When I asked if you’d like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me.

My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning.

Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

When some one types “kys,” the way you can get them back is type, “Kiss? Aww, thanks!” They wil probably think you are stupid, but it is still hilarious.

We’ve heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means.

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, “I’m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.”

A living dummy once proclaimed, “I’m the scariest thing in the universe, if I say so myself!”.

After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, “It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off.”

Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, “Disneyland Left”. So they started crying and went home.

I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.

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Hey baby, there’s an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

I downloaded the Pinterest app and now my phone is stuck in a mason jar.

What do you call a dumb brunette? A dirty blonde.

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”
How does a farmer count cows? with a cow-calculator.

Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids… … …Eat them!

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.

Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener? She thought it was diet coke.

16 Blondes are standing outside the bar. Why didn’t they go in? The sign said 18+.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

Man: “When I bend my arm like this it hurts?”
Doctor: “Well, stop doing it!”

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A Space Invader.

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”

Why do blondes always wash there hair? They just read the instructions. Lather… Rinse… Repeat…
Please spread the word. Sure, no problem! W o r d.

I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything.

I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2017 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.

If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?

Are your other donkeys jealous because that’s one fine ass

Your mama is so stupid, she thought you were smart.

She’s so fat that she ran down the street chasing a yellow school bus thinkg it was the largest twinkey ever.

Yo mama so stupid when she got a call from her iPhone she put it in her eye.

Ready for the only way to enjoy Instagram? Follow zero people. Follow every dog.
WHY GOD? WHY ONLY ME? WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS TO ME… Didn’t we had a deal that I never get old :'(

Lets play railroad I’ll be the train and ur the tunnel

Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

What’s the definition of “Tender Love?” Two gays with hemorrhoids.

Your IQ is so low, even Frankenstein started crying.

Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

What do you get when you give away free meth at a redneck zoo? Iced animal crackers!

Yo mama is so stupid, she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff… and I want it (:

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