100+ South Park Quotes From The Anecdotal Town In Colorado


These South Park Quotes From The Anecdotal Town In Colorado. There are so many South Park quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these South Park quotes exists just do that.

The South Park is mainly an adult-oriented animated American sitcom that has been created by Brian Graden specifically for the Comedy Central Television Networks. The show mainly revolves around the life of four boys namely, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Erick Cartman, along with their exploits around the town of Colorado. The series rendered much of the infamous reviews due to its addition of the profanity and dark hour that satirizes a large number of audiences on various infamous topics.

Created by Matt Stone along with Trey Parker, the show has been merely developed from the show “the spirit of Christmas” which became one of the most viral videos on YouTube which led to the production of the sitcom, South Park. This 90’s show was aired on August 13 in the year 1997 which consist of 22 seasons and total of 297 episodes. Despite the critics and variations, the show remains one of the highest grossing shows to be broadcasted by Comedy Central.

The creators of the show have lent their voice to the maximum of the male characters. The last season of the South Park was aired in the year 2018 on the month of September 26th. The show has received a numerous number of accolades starting from five primetime Emmy awards, one Peabody award, and has been listed as the greatest television show of the 90’s ever made. The popularity of the show landed the creators with the movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut released in the year 1999. The movie got huge success and was nominated for an Academy Award. In the year 2010, the T.V Guide ranked it as one of the 10th best cartoons of all the time. The theme song was performed by Primus which was a huge musical success too.

We have dug up these South Park quotes from the depths of the internet and brought together best of these sayings in a single article. This post is probably the biggest database of South Park Sayings in a single place. These famous South Park quotes have the power to change your life by giving a novel outlook about the way you observe different aspects of your life. Hence, these popular South Park quotes should be read with caution and proper understanding of the context. Here are tons of South Park quotes that will open a treasure chest of Wisdom and experiences: –

“The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.”

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“I’m going to do what I’ve always wanted to do: hang out and screw hot chicks!”

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“If dolphins are so smart, why do they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?”

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“The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!”


“I’m not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.”



“Cartman: You were right, doctor. Everything is okay.

Doctor: No, it’s not. Eric, I’m afraid we accidentally infected you with the AIDS virus.”

“Cartman: Aw…dude. You shot him in the dick.”

“Butters: Huh?

Cartman: That’s not cool Butters. You don’t shoot a guy in the dick.”

“Butters: But I was just trying to stop him and you said—

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Cartman: It doesn’t matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That’s just…that’s just weak…I can’t believe you, Butters.”

“Jesus: We have no choice, Kyle, You’re going to have to kill me.

Kyle: What!”

“Jesus: Stab me with this! [shows Kyle the nail file] If I die I can resurrect outside the bars.

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Kyle: No way! Do it yourself.”

“Jesus: Suicide is blasphemy. There’s no choice here, Kyle.

Kyle: Dude, you don’t understand. I’m a Jew. I have a few hangups about killing Jesus.”

“Cartman: I would never kill somebody. Unless they pissed me off.

“Grampa: Oh, is that a fact? Well, let me tell ya something, Porky. Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch!

Cartman [shocked]: What?

Grampa: That’s right!”

“Stan: Grampa!

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Grampa: And then, I dug up your great-grandma’s skeleton, and had my way with her too.

Cartman: Hey!”

“Grampa: Choice piece of it, your great-grandma.

Cartman: You piece of crap! I’ll kill you!”

“Grampa: That’s the spirit, Tubby!”

“It is sometimes hard, in times like these, to understand God’s way. Why would he allow nine innocent people to be run down in the prime of their lives by a senior citizen who, perhaps, shouldn’t be driving? It is then that we must understand, God’s sense of humor is very different from our own. He does not laugh at the simple ‘man walks into a bar’ joke. No, God needs complex irony and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me. All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh and a tragedy such as this will never happen again.”

“Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman’s boobs? … Jewbs!”

“Stan: Wow, Robert Smith is the greatest person who ever lived!

Jesus: Our savior!”

“Pip: Oh, good day, Damien. My name is Phillip, but everyone calls me Pip, because they hate me.

Damien: Then I will call you Pip.

Pip: Right-o.”

“Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

Ike: Don’t kick the baby!

Kyle: Kick the baby.

[kicks Ike across the street, knocking over a row of mailboxes]

“Now, wait a minute. I wanna clear the air here. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn’t sleep with that pigeon? [everybody around him raises his or her hand] Oh, whatever!”

“Kyle: Do you really think my hat is stupid?

Stan: As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.”

“Eric Cartman: Ay! Your holding up the goddamn lunch line!”

“Chef: Oh, good job Mrs. Broflovski, thanks a lot!”

“Eric Cartman: Damn! Shit! Respect my fucking authority!””

“Stan Marsh: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: You bastard!”

“Stan Marsh: (singing) What would Brian Boitano do, if he was here right now? He’d make a plan and he’d follow through, that’s what Brian Boitano would do!”

“Chef: Have you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
Mr. Hat: I don’t listen to hip-hop.”

“Stan Marsh: Hey guys! Do you know how I can find the “clitoris?”

Eric Cartman: What is that, like finding Jesus or something?”

“Eric Cartman: Hey, dudes.
Stan Marsh: What’s the matter, Cartman?
Eric Cartman: It’s this V-Chip, I hate it. I can’t say any dirty words.
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Really? So you can’t say “Fuck”?
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Really? So you can’t say ‘Fuck’?
Eric Cartman: No.
“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: And you can’t say “Shit”?”

“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: So you can’t say “I’m Eric Cartman, the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world.”?”

“Eric Cartman: FUCK YOU!! (Gets shocked) Argh!
Eric Cartman: FUCK YOU! [gets shocked] Argh!
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Ha, ha. Sweet!”

“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: You’re late, Cartman.
Eric Cartman: I’ve had to ride my bike here, my behind is killing me.
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Your behind?”

“Eric Cartman: I have to say behind because I get shocked if I say ‘Ass’.”

“Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
Stan Marsh: Holy shit dude.”

“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: No, he’s talking about fuck. You can’t say fuck in school, you fuckin’ fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Eric Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan Marsh: Dude, you just said fuck again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: *Muffled* Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!”

“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Goodbye, you guys.”

“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: *Muffled* FUCK!”

“Eric Cartman: I bet him he couldn’t do it. I bet him a hundred dollars.
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: It’s not your fault, Cartman.”
“Eric Cartman: Dude, I know, I’m just fuckin’ stoked I don’t have to pay him.
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Oh, that’s real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!”

“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: No seriously. We can’t leave here without you. We don’t where the hell we are!”

“Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school’s counselor?
Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?”

“Stan Marsh: [singing] There’s a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just went running by. Oh, the snow’s pure and white, on the earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.”

“Eric Cartman: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker…”

“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Did you even forget that your own adopted son is Canadian?”

“Chef: Operation Human Shield my ass…”

“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Fuck.”

“Stan Marsh: What does that mean, ‘find the clitoris’?””

“Eric Cartman: Why? It does not offends to nobody, fuck fuckitty fuck.”
“Eric Cartman: Fuck, fuckity, fuck-fuck-fuck.”

“Eric Cartman: Kyle’s mom is a big fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. Kyle’s mom is a big fat bitch she’s a really big stupid bitch. Kyle’s mom’s a bitch she’s a really big bitch.”

“Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the school consuler?
Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Eric Cartman: Im sorry Im sorry (pulls out megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS….
Eric Cartman: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was… [picks up a megaphone]
Eric Cartman: …..Mr Garrison

“Eric Cartman: Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!”

“Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?”

“Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Eef anyzing goez wrong, make a zound like a dying giraffe–Ze Mole”

“Mr. Garrison: Well I’m sorry Wendy, but I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die!”

“Stan Marsh: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: You bastards!”

“Okay, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! I’m sick of it! It’s completely immature!”

“No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They’re always about gay cowboys eating pudding.”

“Mr. Garrison: And never let poontang come between you and your friend!”

“Chef: Damn right, Garrison!”

“We’re not going to let them commit suicide, even if we have to kill them.”

“Cartman: I’m not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.

Stan: Well, at least my mom isn’t on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.”

“Pippi LongstockingCrack Whore

Stan: My uncle Jimbo says that after this he’s gonna take me hunting in Africa.

Kyle: Wow. That’d be cool.

Cartman: My mom says there’s a lot of black people in Africa.”

“Priest Maxi: Blessed be the name of Jesus!

Crowd: It’s a great name, isn’t it?”

“Mr. Garrison: And where are you from, Damien?”

Damien: The seventh layer of hell!

“Mr. Garrison: Oh, that’s exciting, my mother was from Alabama.”



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