70+ Silent Bob Quotes From View Askewniverse Movie

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These Silent Bob quotes are from View Askewniverse movie. There are so many Silent Bob quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Silent Bob quotes exists just do that.

Sient Bob initially showed up in the Kevin Smith film Clerks. The character is likewise played by Kevin Smith himself. Quiet Bob alongside his shrewd accomplice Jay have showed up in a few mediums including practically all of Kevin Smith’s motion pictures, including Clerks, MallRats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob’s very own element film Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back.

He has likewise showed up in six animation made for TV and in a few Comics. He has additionally showed up as his change sense of self Bluntman in the movies and funnies. This universe is known as the “Jersey Chronicles”. It in light of the fact that Silent Bob originally showed up in the motion pictures before comic books that the spread out of his page is not the same as others. On this page the Movies are recorded first the kid’s shows next with the funnies at the base.

As expressed above Silent Bob previously showed up in the motion picture Clerks and was played by Kevin Smith the author of the film. He shows up close by his loquacious closest companion Jay. Jay is a noisy moth rough and offensive individual while Silent Bob as the name would recommend seldom says anything by any stretch of the imagination.

Not just that when Silent Bob says something it is generally significant and turns into an acknowledging articulation to different characters in the story. In this film Jay and Silent Bob spend the entire motion picture selling drugs, making jokes and out and out hanging out.

Toward the part of the arrangement Silent Bob offers Dante Hicks some guidance that puts all that he has been experiencing in his life in context and ends up one of those exemplary acknowledge.

In the movie Mallrats Jay and Silent Bob have a more straightforward job in the plot entirely through the film. They wind up helping their two companions get rejoined with their exes and wind up doing everything possible to do as such.

They even draw up expound outlines on how they intend to do their arrangements. Quiet Bob attempts to utilize Jedi Powers of the power right through and at a basic minute in the film accepts he has been fruitful.

We have dug up these Silent Bob quotes from the depths of the internet and brought together best of these sayings in a single article. This post is probably the biggest database of Silent Bob Sayings in a single place. These famous Silent Bob quotes have the power to change your life by giving a novel outlook about the way you observe different aspects of your life. Hence, these popular Silent Bob quotes should be read with caution and proper understanding of the context. Here are tons of Silent Bob quotes that will open a treasure chest of Wisdom and experiences: –

“What the fuck is the Internet?”

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“Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up.”

Silent Bob famous quotes “What are you trying to say? Just say it already.”

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“So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?”

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“Well, we want somethin’ for our mental anguish.”

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“I got nothin’.”

“[to Jay in prison] You know what man, that hurts- what the **** do you ever add to the proceedings? You have like the same answer for everything, “pussy!”

“[In deleted scene to Jay] I just think you’re a gay man in denial!”

“[His only line] You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ’em just cheat on you.”

“Oh, but I think it is… We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we’re not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.”

“THE SIGN on the back of the car said “Critters Of HOLLYWOOD”, YOU DUMB FUCK! ”

“You know, after about five movies, I’m starting to realize that.”

“[Points to Jay and himself]”

“All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin’ the movie… we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made ’em eat. Then you’re all you motherfucks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.”

“Say it, don’t spray it.”

“Oh, yeah? How nasty?”

“Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don’t stick you’re finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin’ friend’s brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin’ spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin’ flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.”

“What? You said “nasty”!”

“You don’t know “Jungle Love?” That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time.”

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“none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.”

“You mean that fuckin’ movie with Mork from Ork in it?”

“Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker.”

“All these assholes on the Internet are callin’ us names because of this fuckin’ stupid movie.”

“This isn’t fair! We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin’ we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin’ nuts by a guy named Cockknocker!”

“Fuck you, you already said half. You can’t take it back.”

“Affleck, you the bomb in “Phantoms”, yo!”

“What’s twistin’ this bitches tit?”

“They don’t? How ’bout “fine piece of ass”?”

“Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you?”

“[clears throat] And I’ll be, like, “What, you don’t know fuckin’ Jay and Silent Bob? The fuckin’ mack daddys of fuckin’ Jersey?” And she’ll be, like, “Oh, I’ve read on the Internet that you’s guys are a couple of little”

“So would you fuck a sheep?”

“No, you’re misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I’m saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?”

“Don’t you never say an unkind word about the Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I’m a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What?”

“Get off my Kool-Aid motherfucka!”

“[to Silent Bob] That’s pretty funny.”

“[Looks down] I *AM* wearing pansy red booties”

“Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?”

“So all we’s gotta do is stop this fuckin’ movie from getting made!”

“What? Since when?”

“Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn’t we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?”

“It’s a Miramax flick. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they’re not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion’s monkey.”

“Just call me Darth Balls… Bong.”

“Just like Winnie the Pooh.”

“Fuck that, I don’t wanna cough up some dude’s sperm.”

“What if they’re creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files… *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the fuckin’ damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won’t spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks’ll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry – *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!”

“Dude, I think I just filled the cup.”

“Miramax? I thought they only did classy pictures, like “The Piano” and “The Crying Game”.”

“I can’t belive this shit. Five hours and not a single ride. Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about ’em, but when you and me try it, it’s like we’re trapped in a fuckin’ cartoon.”

“[after tossing Brent out of the van] Now who’s stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?”

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“[after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Eew, man, she had ’70s bush. Damn second rule in that book should be: “Trim that shit”.”

“Hmm, I don’t know. Will you fuck me when you get out?”

“Don’t change the subject. Will you fuck me when you get out?”

“Hey, I’ll make you a deal – this guy”

“will suck your dick off if you let us go.”

“How about this deal- he’ll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.”

“[to Silent Bob] It’s either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.”

“[to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Whoaaa… avenge me… Hemp Knight.”

“I hope one rips the other one’s shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!”

“Look, man. She doesn’t want to go back to the lab. And for the record, I ain’t gay.”

“[the monkey has been put into a car] Man, who the fuck steals monkeys?”

“Fuck you.”

“YO! Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that… we call it… DOOBIE SNACKS!”

“So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals?”

“The fuck you talkin’ about? Sure, I do. I’d do anything for you.”

“I mean youse guys, I’d do anything for youse guys, ’cause for the lift and shit.”

“Yeah, you do that. I’ll be right here waitin’.”

“Just isn’t the same, is it?”

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“This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Speakin’ of lickin’ balls, man, how ’bout that Justice chick? She is TOO fine! And she smells SO fuckin’ pretty. She has a nice voice, too. And that body? Fuckin’ smokin’! You know, she didn’t tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin’ to her, or pull out the fuckin’ pepper spray or anything. You know, Lunchbox… she could be the one.”

“Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!”

“Hey. Get the fuck off her. That’s my ex-girlfriend’s monkey.”

“Die, you super-monkey fuck.”

“Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet.”

“Stealin’ the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin’ monkeys since I was like, seven and shit.”

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