100+ Sexy Jokes That Are So Cute!

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Sexy Jokes? Sounds quirky? Why not entertain the parody by providing them the best teacher jokes that are circling the town? Here are the 100+ Sexy Jokes That Are So Cute Yet Satisfying! Not alone that these jokes are also sure to tickle the funny bones of your friends and make them laugh for hours together!

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Nobody comprehends or acknowledges educator jokes and funniness very like humans. To give you some truly necessary giggles, we’ve pulled together a portion of our preferred instructor centered sexy jokes. Chuckling is an incredible prescription, and we trust these present to you a few.

Disarray:

A group of young people and their friends are labelled as mongrels and bitches by menaces at school. The kid returns home and questions his dad by asking Dear daddy what do people mean by mongrels and bitches? For which he replies by saying Bitches are women and mongrels are courteous fellows.

At that point the kid goes upstairs to see his mother. As he goes into the room, he unintentionally drops a scent jug, and his mother says, “Crap!” “Mother, what is poop?” and she says, “Aroma.” So he goes to see his father (who is cutting a chicken), and his father cuts himself and shouts, “Fuck!”

The kid asks, “Father, what fucks mean?” and father says “getting ready.” Then he pursues his father upstairs. A couple of minutes after the fact his mother and father are going to have intercourse when his father says, “Where are the condoms?” The young man asks, “What are condoms?” and his dad says, “Condoms are covers and coats.”

The next night his dad welcomes over some significant business customers. The kid opens the entryway for them and says, “Hi! Kindly come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mother is upstairs scouring poop all over and my father is first floor screwing the chicken.”

The Research:

“Quite a long while back, Great Britain supported an investigation to decide why the head on a man’s penis is bigger than the pole. The examination took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds.

The investigation inferred that the explanation the leader of a man’s penis is bigger than the pole is to give the man more joy during sex. After the outcomes were distributed, France chose to direct their very own investigation on a similar subject.

They were persuaded that the consequences of the British investigation were off base. Following three years of research at an expense of more than 2 million Euros, the French scientists presumed that the leader of a man’s penis is bigger than the pole to furnish the lady with more joy during sex.

At the point when the aftereffects of the French examination were discharged, Australia chose to lead their very own investigation. The Aussies didn’t generally confide in British or French investigations. In this way, after almost three hours of escalated look into and an expense of right around 75 dollars (three instances of brew), the Aussie study was finished.

They inferred that the explanation the head on a man’s penis is bigger than the pole is to keep your hand from taking off and hitting you in the temple.”

Specialist Argument:

A specialist and his significant other were having a major contention at breakfast. He yelled at her,You are slightly below average in bed either!” at that point raged off to work. By early in the day, he chose he would do well to offer some kind of reparation and called home. What took you such a long time to reply?” he inquired. “I was sleeping,” she answered. What were you doing in bed this late? Getting a subsequent assessment.”

Now you realize the importance of these jokes? So, the next time if you feel stressed or bored just read out these 100+ Sexy Jokes That Are So Cute and give them a whole new experience!

Q: Why don’t blacks fuck Afghans?
A: Because they are going to make you blow.

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What is the same about a blonde and a dog? They both suck dick.

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How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Doctor: “You need to stop masturbating.”
Patient: “Why?”
Doctor: “Because I would like to start the exam.”

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What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

They say 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. Not me! I just live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year old.

Please cooperate otherwise it gonna look like rape.

What did one gay sperm say to another? “How do we find an egg in all of this shit?”

Why isn’t necrophilia bad? I’ve never heard a corpse complain.

If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself.

The only thing harder than midterms was my penis when I found out Bruce Jenner was switching genders.

Rape is a terrible crime… I’ll never understand how a man can traumatize a woman like that. That’s why I always make sure they don’t remember…

What did the card dealer say to the table of 16 year old girls? Blackjack is just like my sex life, I always hit on 16.

It must be something in the air that is causing a lot of women to get pregnant… Their legs.

Yo momma’s like a door handle… everybody gets a turn

My friend’s girlfriend is 6 months pregnant, they asked if I wanna put my hand on the baby. Apparently, they meant from the outside.

Friend: “I think my mom hit her period last night”
Me: “Oh that’s my bad I fucked your mom a little too hard.”

Roses are red, so are your lips. Sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

If God hadn’t meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn’t have made it look like a taco.

You’re the cumshot that your mom wanted to swallow but your dad couldn’t pull out in time.

A good bar is like a good woman – liquor in the front and poker in the back.

What did the prostitute say after fucking Jesus? Nailed it!

I found my Mrs’s G spot. Turns out it was in her sister.

Anal sex does not make one’s day it makes one’s hole weak

My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say “Now son, this may hurt a bit”.

Hot single grannies in your area want you to look at how tall you’ve gotten.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? They both drip when they’re fucked.

Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you’ll be getting under is my ball sack.

What do gay men call hemorrhoids? Speed Bumps.

You know you’ve got a high sperm count when she has to chew before she swallows.

I was never great with girls but I have standards… I don’t date ugly girls… I make them fucking ugly…

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She just wanted to make her friend jealous and accidentally made a porno.

If you fuck ” P” it would change to ” B “.

I’m so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn.

Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

A slut is someone who’ll have sex with anyone, a bitch is someone who’ll have sex with anyone except you.

If a dove is the bird of peace, then is a swallow the bird of love?

What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants.

If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.

Why do Gay men pay such high car insurance? Because they are always getting creamed from behind!

What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and a carpenter? A carpenter can cover up the holes he screws.

Why did the prostitute retire? She screwed up!

Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they’re happy.

Why did the little old lady make her husband shovel the driveway? She thought she heard him begging for a snow job.

What’s the definition of “Tender Love?” Two gays with hemorrhoids.

Little catholic boy asked the priest “do you mind if I play the organ this week?” And the priest replied “not at all.”

All panties aside, it’s Friday.

What did one lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? “See you next month!”

What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? “Are you done?”

Why do white men stay with their women? They’ll have a hard time trying to find another that likes little dicks.

How do you get four queers on a bar stool? Turn it upside down.

The three words most hated by men during sex? “Are you In?” or “Is It In?”

Weak men have a lover, strong men – three.

Men are like frogs, the most important thing is to jump on faster.

What do politicians and porn stars have most in common? They’re experts at switching positions in front of camera.

Don’t worry laundry, it’s Friday night and nobody is doing me either.

What is a snowman’s favorite sex position? Sled doggy-style.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade.

Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? Yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving.

Intimacy is selfish: into me see.

I love oral sex… it’s the phone bill I hate.

There’s something actionable in your pants.

I hate when someone wants to have sex with me for superficial reasons before they even know how funny.

You know what a fat girl and a moped have in common? They are both fun to ride until your friends see you!

I came inside of her not because of the fame but because of the human life on earth.

What do you do when you find out Viagra isn’t working for you? You go Cialis!

Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.

What do you call a porn star with a little dick? White!

The police arrested me for killing and raping a girl. My defense? This corpse has been a virgin her whole life!

Why do gay men fake orgasms? Because they will be in deep shit if they don’t!

My sexual experiences are much like my exams. A lot of nervous build up before hand, performance is rushed and the end results are often disappointing.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.

Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.

What’s the name of the latest gay sitcom? “Leave it, it’s Beaver.”

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.

Immaculate conception is spreading rapidly, with adult born yesterday!

I just read the average age to lose your virginity is 17 years old. I’m finally above average for something.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course? He was playing with too many strokes.

Have you ever tried camping sex? No, well its fucking in tents!

A gay says: “Dick has been made only for the ass; if it was suitable for pussy it should be made like an axe!

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

Masturbating is wrong in some people’s eyes… Also, it burns.

How can you tell when a Gold Wing rider is having an affair? His helmet doesn’t match the passengers.

Got asked by two Thai girls if I wanted a threesome. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right. We had 6 matching balls.

Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Your lips are the whitest I’ve come across.

Why can’t gays drive faster than 68mph? Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? “Honey, I’m home!”

The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she’s pretty he’s not my friend.

Women celebrate after sex. Men go to the chiropractor after sex.

Remember all those memories from being a kid, like the time you got in the van and realized the man didn’t have any candy?

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Men mostly hate two words: ‘not’ and ‘enough’… unless you say them together.

What did the black girl say while having sex? Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.

Why was the blonde so disappointed when she got her license? She had gotten an F in sex!

Why is a blonde like a railway track? She gets laid all over the country.

Life is like oral sex, one slip of the tongue and you’re in the shit.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape.

Why did the lady snowman divorce her husband? She found out he was going to a snow blower.

Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? “They’ll never see you coming.”

How do you know if a police officer is gay? The smell of his mustache.

I carried weed in coffin used to do sins so I can roam in hell to taste some more bad bitches.

A woman about sex has to know ‘why?’ and a man ‘where?’

Ever have sex while camping? Take my word when I say it’s fucking intents.

Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he will blow!

It is always the wrong time of month.

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