100+ School Jokes You Will Love To Read

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We all know how much we love to crack jokes and laugh with our near and dear ones! Not alone that, we also wish to drown ourselves in a pool of comic sense and ever joke crackling crowd who will make our lives simple, easy and going!

Keeping that in mind, we have compiled 100+ School Jokes That Are So Funny to Read for an awesome reading experience! Not alone that these 100+ School Jokes will also give you a great breather from a complicated lifestyle that we often crib about!

Not alone that, these School Jokes also relieves us from shock, distress, strain, and stress and makes us feel light and exacerbation free! Summer get-away is finished, and that is no snickering issue. Be that as it may, you can return to the homeroom with a grin all over, gratitude to these entertaining jokes about school.

Here we go!

Luke returns home from his first day of school, and his mom asks, “What did you adapt today?”

“Insufficient,” Luke answers. “They said I need to return tomorrow.”

Presented by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.

 

Luke: Why did the M&M go to class?

Stan: I’m befuddled.

Luke: Because he truly needed to be a Smartie!

Put together by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.

 

Chad: Why do entertainers do so well in school?

Josh: I don’t have a clue. Why?

Chad: They’re great at stunt questions.

Presented by Chad N., Firestone, Colo.

 

Nate: Why was school simpler for cavern individuals?

Kate: Why?

Nate: Because there was no history to ponder!

Put together by Nathaniel R., Glendale, Wis.

 

A book never stated: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class.

Put together by Ian B., Howell, N.J.

David: Why did the floor brush get a horrible score in school?

Dan: I don’t have the foggiest idea. Why?

David: Because it was continually clearing during class!

Put together by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.

 

Jacob: Why was the instructor wearing shades to class?

Leonard: Why?

Jacob: She had brilliant understudies!

Put together by Jacob B., South Bend, Ind.

So, the next time if something is clouding you, don’t fret! Just read these 100+ School Jokes Collection and see the difference

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.

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Q: What object is king of the classroom?
A: The ruler!

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Q: What did you learn in school today?
A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

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Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York?
Student: Because it can’t sit down.

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Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!

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Q: What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The Food!

Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers!

Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!

Q: How do you get straight A’s?
A: By using a ruler!

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: So, what’s your point!

Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
A: Sunbeams!

Q: When do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time!

Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Q: How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?
A: E-clipse it!

Q: What happened when the wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution!

Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A: Bookworms

Q: What is the world’s tallest building?
A: The library because it has the most stories.

Q: What vegetables to librarians like?
A: Quiet peas.

Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
A: It always went back four seconds.

Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!

Billy comes home from school on his first day and mom asks him, “What did you learn today?” “Not enough,” said Billy. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”

Q: Why does the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
A: Because of all her bright students.

Q: What’s the king of school supplies?
A: The ruler.

“Class, we will only have half a day of school this morning,” said the teacher to applause from her students. “But in the afternoon, we will have the other half.”

Q: What kind of school do surfers go to?
A: Boarding school.

Q: Why are cyclops such great teachers?
A: They only have one pupil.

Q: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 mph. Where do they meet?
A: In traffic school.

“Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?” the teacher asks. “Yes, ma’am,” says Tommy. “Right at the bottom.”

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.

Q: How do you make sure to get straight A’s?
A: You use a ruler!

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: What’s your point?

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Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A: Bookworms

Q: Where do people go to learn how to make ice cream?
A: Sundae school.

Q: Why did the teacher write on the windows?
A: He wanted his lessons to be very clear.

Q: What starts with a T, ends with a T and is full of T?
A: A teapot.

Q: Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
A: Because he swept her off her feet.

Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they’re all in high school.

Q: What is white when it is dirty and black when it is clean?
A: A blackboard.

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had many problems.

Q: Why did the boy eat his math homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Q: Why did the girl eat her homework?
A: Because she didn’t have a dog.

Q: How can you make seven even?
A: Take away the “s”

What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
A: Pi

Q: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.

Q: Matt had 60 cookies. He ate 30 of them. What does he have now?
A: a Tummy ache.

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless

Q: Why did the obtuse angle get upset?
A: Because it knew it would never be right.

Q: What did the math book say to the history book?
A: Boy, do I have problems.

Q: How can you make one dime into 20 cents?
A: Place it in front of the mirror.

Q: How many women were born in the year 2008?
A: None, only babies were born.

Q: Why is glue bad at math?
A: It always gets stuck on problems.

Q: How do you make one vanish?
A: Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone.

Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
Student: “A drinking problem.”

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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?”
The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s okay. He woke up.

You can make a water-bed more bouncy by using spring water.

You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.
I gave birth 0 times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.

I hate jokes about prom. The punch line is always too long.

My math teacher called me average. How mean!

If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.

My son was like “I got a D in my maths” and I was like “That’s really bad” and my wife was like “you need to stop doing his homework.”

If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.

A teacher asks a student, “Are you ignorant or just apathetic?” The kid answers, “I don’t know and I don’t care.”

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they’ll send your kid back.

In 20 years, I bet there’s going to be a college course called eye contact.

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach become Secretary of Education.

Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?”
Student: “My father’s check book!”

Teacher: “Are you sleeping in my class?”
Student: “Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could.”

What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.

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Education is important but other stuff is more importanter.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Did you hear about the math teacher who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Taking my husband’s last name doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist it means I don’t want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

I received a call from the school telling me my son is constantly lying. I said “Tell him he’s a good liar. I don’t have a son.”

Teacher: “I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?”
Student: “The cow ate the grass, sir.”

If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.

All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society’s way of preparing you for your driver’s license photo.

My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

A huge thanks to the guy that just explained the word “many” to me. It means a lot.

Teacher: “Where was the Constitution of India signed?”
Student: “At the bottom of the page!”

Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, “Spit out your gum,” and the other says, “Choo choo choo!”

Law professor: “You’re currently failing your ethics class.”
Me: *slides a $20 across the desk* “How about now.”

Teacher: “What is the future tense of the statement: ‘I had killed a thief’?”
Student: “You will go to jail.”

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.

You’re like school in the summertime – no class.

Why did the M&M go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Teacher: “Name a bird with wings but can’t fly.”
Student: “A dead bird, sir.”

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden.

What’s the king of all school supplies? The ruler.

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The day you feel like “am I a joke to you” is the day when you study for a science exam and realized that the exam is math.

My mum bought me a book on procrastination at the start of high school. I haven’t opened it yet.

My teacher was talking about excuses and told me to not tell her that my homework grew legs and flew away.

Dear alma mater, please don’t send wealth management workshop invites to those of us who majored in creative writing.

I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, “Walk normal next time, you fruitcake.”

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