100+ Raising Arizona Quotes Tells Us How To Stick To Your Family

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Directed by Joel Coen, produced by Ethan Coen, and written by Joel and Ethan– Raising Arizona is a 1987 American crime comedy film starring Nicolas Cage as Hi McDunnough, an ex-convict, and Holly Hunter as Edwina McDunnough, a former police officer and Hi’s wife, along with Trey Wilson, John Goodman, Frances McDormand, William Forsythe,  Sam McMurray, and Randall “Tex” Cobb. The film ranks on the 31st position on the American Film Institute’s 100 Years…100 Laughs list, and 45th position on Bravo’s “100 Funniest Movies” list. The Coen brothers went on to work on the movie with the intention of creating a film different from their first feature, with a faster pace and a lighter sense of humor.

It is a colourful and unconventional slapstick comedy wherein Edwina, a policewoman falls in love with “Hi” (abbreviated for H.I. McDonnough), while taking his mug shots. They get married and settle down in the wilds of Arizona. Unable to conceive because of her infertility, they abduct one of the newsworthy quintuplets born to an unpainted furniture huckster named Nathan Arizona. A Harley-riding hunter gets on their track and things start to get risky.

The film was initially released in the United States, on three dates that are, a New York City opening on the 6th March 1987, a limited release on the 13th March 1987 and a Nationwide release on the 17th April 1987. It was also released in Argentina on the 26th March 1987 before its screening out of competition at the 1987 Cannes Film Festival.

The film received mixed reviews with average ratings at the time of its release. Some criticized it to be too self-conscious, and vague as to whether it was imaginary or realism. Others praised the movie for its originality.As of 2014, Rotten Tomatoes, about 90% of 50 critics gave the film a positive review. Audience poll by CinemaScore gave it an average grade of “B” on an A+ to F range.

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“We’re set to pop here, honey.”

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“We released ourselves on our own recognizance.”

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“Well, no. Unless round is funny.”

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“We have a child now! Everything’s CHANGED!”

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“Y’all hear that? We’re using code names.”

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“Now, y’all without sin can cast the first stone.” – H.I.

“What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.” – Gale

“He explained to us that Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.” – H.I.

“I tried to straighten up and fly right, but it wasn’t easy with that sumb*tch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he’s a decent man, so… maybe his advisors are confused.” – H.I.

“Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffhines?” – Nathan Arizona, Sr.

“Awful good cereal flakes, Mrs. McDunough.” – Evelle

“What they call the dip-tet.” – Dot

“That Buford’s a sly one. Already knows his ABC’s. Watch this, hit the deck, boy!” – Glen

“Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny, but I got no friends.” – Leonard

“I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.” – H.I.

“Son, you got a panty on your head.” – Guy in pickup

“…maybe it was Utah.” – H.I.

“Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!” – Ed

“Glen: “Mind you don’t cut yourself Mordecai.”
Glen: Mind you don’t cut yourself Mordecai.”

“Hayseed in Pick-Up: “Son…you’ve got a panty on your head.”
Hayseed in Pick-Up: Son… you’ve got a panty on your head.”

“Evelle: Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes at all?
Feisty Hayseed: Well no….unless round is funny.”

“Evelle: Hi…you’re young and you got you’re health…what you want with a job.”

“Nathan Arizona Sr.: Just tell me why you did it.
H.I. McDonnough: We can’t have one of our own.
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Well, look. If you can’t have kids, you just gotta keep tryin’and hope medical science catches up with you, like Florence and me.

“Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground?”

“Machine Shop Earbender: So me and Bill were patrolling out 9 mile.
H.I. McDonnough: Bill Roberts?
Machine Shop Earbender: No not that mother scratcher, Bill Parker!”

“Parole Board Chairman: HI – these doors are going to swing wide!!
Parole Board Chairman: HI – these doors are going to swing wide!”

“H.I. McDonnough: Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.”

“Evelle: mighty fine cereal flakes ms.mcdounough
Evelle: Mighty fine cereal flakes, Mrs. McDonough.”

“Dot: Reilly!!!, You take that diaper off your head and put it back on your sister!
Dot: Reilly, You take that diaper off your head and put it back on your sister.”

“Nathan Arizona Sr.: Nobody sleeps naked in this house
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Nobody sleeps naked in this house boy!”

“H.I. McDonnough: I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.”

“My fie-ance left me!”

“Now mind his li’l fontanelle!”

“Turn to the right!”

“(to Smalls) GIVE ME THAT BABY YOU WARTHOG FROM HELL!”

“I LOVE HIM! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!”

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“We didn’t escape, we released ourselves on our own recognizance. We felt we’d reached the limits of what the institution had to offer us.”

“H.I., you’re young and you got your health, what you want with a job?”

“I love to drive, little brother.”

“Well, this is nothing but a goddamn shakedown and a screwjob, any way you look at it!”

“And if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass a-hoppin’.”

“I don’t know what his damn jammies looked like… they had Yodas and shit on them.”

“Nobody sleeps naked in this house boy!”

“800 leaf tables and no chairs. You can’t sell leaf tables and no chairs. Chairs you got a dinette set, no chairs you got dick! I ask my wife she got more
sense.”

“Christian Dior, my butt!”

“Why are you lookin in the one place I know my boy ain’t at?”

“Would you buy furniture from Unpainted Huffheinz?”

“I said, “Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?” Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It’s a crazy world.”

“Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big ‘ol pile of shit in his hands and he says, “Look what I almost
stepped in”?”

“(Glass crashing in background) Mind you don’t cut yourself, Mordecai.”

“I’m crappin’ you negative.”

“First you’re fired. And that’s official.”

“Payroll Cashier: Government do take a bite, don’t she?”

“Leonard Smalls: You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts, call a cop.”

“Hayseed: Well, which is it young fella? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, iffen I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And iffen I
drop, I’m a gonna be in motion.”

“Old man in pickup truck: Son, you got a panty on your head.”

“Dot:Mordecai. … You take that diaper off your head! You put it back onto your sister!”

“Dot: You gotta get ’em diptet boosters yearly or else they’ll develop lockjaw and night vision.”

“Dot: That there’s for his orthodonture and his university. You soak his thumb in iodine and you might get by without the orthodonture, but it won’t knock a
thing off the university.”

“Various Characters: Okay, then.”

“FBI Investigator: Is it true your name was originally ‘Nathan Huffheinz’?
Nathan: Yeah, what of it?
FBI Investigator: Why did you change it?
Nathan: Would you buy furniture from a place called “Unpainted Huffheinz”?

“Doctor: Why do you say you feel “trapped” in a man’s body.
Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.”

“H.I. McDunnough: (to the cashier) I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.
Edwina ‘Ed’ McDunnough: That sum’bitch. That son of a bitch! (runs out of the car and yells outside the store window) You son of a bitch!
H.I. McDunnough: And make it quick, I’m in dutch with the wife.
Edwina ‘Ed’ McDunnough: (loudly) YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! (gets inside the car and quickly drives away)”

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“Moses: An’ when they was no meat we ate fowl. An’when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An’ when they was no crawdad to be foun’, we ate San’.
HI: You ate what?
Moses: (nodding): We ate San’.
HI: You ate sand?!
Moses: Dass right . . .”

“Nathan: Who the hell are you?
Leonard: Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny. But I got no friends.
Nathan: Stop you’re gonna make me bust out cryin.”

“Evelle: Balloons. (He unhooks a bag of balloons.) Hey. These blow up into funny shapes at all?
Cashier: Well naw. Unless round is funny.”

“H.I.:
If it’s all the same to you, Honey, I think I’ll skip this little get together, slip out with the boys and knock back a couple of Coca Colas.”

“H.I.:
I guess that wouldn’t be such a good idea.”

“Gale:
So many social engagements, so little time.”

“Ed McDonnough:
This ain’t family life!”

“H.I.:
Well… it sure ain’t “Ozzie and Harriet.”

“Leonard Smalls:
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts, call a cop.”

“H.I.:
Biology and other peoples’ opinions conspired to keep us childless.”

“H.I.:
There’s right and there’s right and never the t’wain shall meet.”

“Evelle:
H.I., you’re young and you got your health, what you want with a job?”

“H.I.:
No sir. That’s one bonehead name, but that ain’t me anymore.”

“H.I.:
No sir, no way.”

“H.I.:
Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.”

“H.I.:
Yes, sir.”

“Glen:
Say that reminds me, how’d you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a’ somethin’ went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, “Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?” Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It’s a crazy world.”

“H.I.:
Someone oughta sell tickets.”

“Glen:
Sure, I’d buy one.”

“H.I.:
Sometimes it’s a hard world for small things.”

“Nathan Arizona Sr.:
Dammit, are you boys gonna chase down your leads or are you gonna sit drinkin’ coffee in the one house in the state where I know my boy ain’t at?”

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“Ed McDonnough:
You mean you busted out of jail.”

“Evelle:
No, ma’am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.”

“Gale:
What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.”

“Glen:
How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?”

“H.I.:
I don’t know, Glen. One?”

“Glen:
Nope, it takes three.”

“Glen:
Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I’m startin’ over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb?”

“H.I.:
I don’t know, Glen.”

“Glen:
‘Cause they’re so darn stupid!”

“Glen:
Shit, man, loosen up! Don’t ya get it?”

“H.I.:
No, Glen, I sure don’t.”

“Glen:
Shit, man, think about it! I guess it’s what they call a “way homer.””

“H.I.:
Why’s that?”

“Glen:
‘Cause you only get it on the way home.”

“H.I.:
I’m already home, Glen.”

“Leonard Smalls:
Name’s Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny… only I ain’t got no friends.”

“H.I.:
And make it quick, I’m in dutch with the wife.”

“Nathan Arizona Sr.:
You got a table and chairs, you gotta dinette set. You gotta table and no chairs, you got dick.”

“H.I.:
And this here’s the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don’t ruin your appreciation of the finer things.”

“H.I.:
I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn’t easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he’s a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.”

“Nathan Arizona Sr.:
You want that $25,000 reward, you go ahead and claim it. What’s there to talk about?”

“Leonard Smalls:
Price. A fair price. That’s not what you say it is, and it’s not what I say it is… It’s what the market will bear. Now there’s people – and I know ’em – who’ll pay a lot more than $25,000 for a healthy baby. Why, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. And that was in 1954 dollars.”

“H.I.:
Prison life is structured – more’n some people care for.”

“Nathan Arizona Sr.:
Of course he was wearing his jammies nobody sleeps naked in this house.”

“Nathan Arizona Sr.:
I don’t what is damn jammies looked like… they had Yodas and shit on them.”

“Ed McDonnough:
Gimme that baby, you wart-hog from hell!”

“Prison Counsellor:
Why do you say you feel “trapped” in a man’s body.”

“Trapped” Convict:
Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.”

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