We all know how much we respect, love and like to crack jokes! Besides that, we also see jokes as an element that makes our lives simple and easy! In short, people who crack jokes or who love to listen jokes are the most lovable people whom we can always trust!
Keeping that in mind, we and our editor have compiled 70+ Mexican Jokes That Will Make You Fall in Love with Jokes with your heart and mind! Not alone that, you will also get to experience a one of a kind comic experience of your life in no time!
Ready to read these 60+ Mexican Jokes That Will Make You Fall in Love with the Country.
Mexican silliness goes connected at the hip with a joke. Yet, this shouldn’t be taken obnoxiously; it’s simply our method for mingling. The closer the relationship, the harder the joke. It’s basic, entertaining, and somewhat cumbersome.
Mexico is about assorted variety and we are accustomed to defying this with ordinary jokes. Try not to get frightened on the off chance that they call you Gordo, Negro, Chaparro, Chino, fresh, or Gringo. It’s a typical methodology toward fellowship and the absolute initial move toward an increasingly explicit, and most likely all the more annoying, moniker.
Not alone that it is to be noted that nothing misses a Mexican’s dim comical inclination. We upset legislative issues, races, nationalities, religion, defilement, uncertainty, sexism — sensitive issues are immediately surpassed by ad-libbed blasts of silliness that are, if not empowered, basically endured. In short, they do have their limits and don’t go beyond that!
So, the next time if you come across Mexican Jokes or get reminded about Spain, just remember to read these 70+ Mexican Jokes That Will Make You Fall In Love With The Country!
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
Jail
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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.
What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?
so they can drive with handcuffs on
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don’t work in the future either!
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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Juan (that joke was so retarded I had to post it)
Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
Cause nobody will look for them?
What’s a mexicans favorite book store?
Borders
What do u call mexicans on a trampapoline?
Mexican jumping beans
What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
Promoted
What does a mexican get 4 christmas?
Your TV
Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?
they both run jump shoot and steal
What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
Problem solved
Why aren’t there any mexican’s in hell?
they jumped the border
Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
So they have a place to keep their taco.
what do you call a mexican who;s had his car stolen?
Carlos
why do mexicans put there names on their car
so they dont steal them
what do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
they both take your money and don’t work.
Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.
what did the mexican say to the house that fell on him
get off me home’s
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How do you keep mexicans from stealing?
Put everthing on the top shelf.
What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
Who ordered concrete?
Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?
cross country
Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
Why can’t mexicans be firemen?
They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b
Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?
His Lawn Mower
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap…?
the bucket
What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip
What do you call a mexican that can’t do any thing?
A mexican’t
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What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?
A PUTO
If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don’t exist.
Why don’t mexicans cross the border in 3’s?
Because it says no trespassing
What do you call a midget mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
Why doesn’t the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos
Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
What do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.
What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.
Why don’t mexicans bbq?
The beans fall through the little holes.
What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken
Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco
how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
A miracle.
What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?
Bean Dip.
What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
Jail Break.
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)
Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
Why are Mexicans so short?
When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.
