100+ Mean Girls Quotes that will tell us About Jealousy

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Mean Girls Quotes that will tell us about jealousy. There are so many Mean Girls quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Mean Girls quotes exists just do that.

Directed by Mark Waters, Mean Girls is an American film belonging to gallows humour focusing on the teenage groups.  The film was written by Tina Fey, the well-known actress and writer. Mean Girls was released in April 2004.  This film was inspired by the self-help book Queen Bees and Wannabes written by the famous writer Rosalind Wiseman which was released in 2002.  The film concentrates on a group of high school females and their bad influence on other girls. The film includes Lindsay Lohan, Fey, Tim Meadows, Ana Gasteyer, Amy Poehler and Rachel McAdams. Many incidents of the film are Fey’s self-experience in her high school Upper Darby. The 97 minutes long film was distributed by the Paramount Pictures.

Produced by Lorne Michaels, the film collected about $126 million worldwide. The major location of the film was Toronto, the most popular city in Canada.  After the release of the film on 30th April 2004, the film made a huge number of fans all around the world.  Due to the appreciation, the film received a second part of the film; Mean Girls 2 was released in 2011 January.

Born as the daughter of zoologist parents, Cady Heron moved on to Evanston along with her parents. She continued her schooling at the North Shore High School, where she tried to make friends. Despite her attempt, no one showed interest in her the first day. Later she finds Janis Ian and Damian Leigh who warns her about the group ‘Plastics’. Regina George, one of the majors of the team Plastic, tries to befriend Cady. Later in the film, Cady gets attracted to Regina’s ex-boyfriend, Aaron Samuels. But jealous Regina kisses Aaron in front of Cady. This turned Cady against Regina. Beauty conscious Regina is later targeted by Cady. Realizing Cady’s tricks Regina she spreads the chapters of a book that she has been writing. Later Cady swims through many hurdles and realizes how hard it is put down someone like Regina. The film goes on and brings a fabulous climax.

The film was a box office hit and was appreciated for its unique style. The film received positive reviews worldwide. During the year 2004 to 2005, the film was nominated to receive numerous awards.

We have dug up these Mean Girls quotes from the depths of the internet and brought together best of these sayings in a single article. This post is probably the biggest database of Mean Girls Sayings in a single place. These famous Mean Girls quotes have the power to change your life by giving a novel outlook about the way you observe different aspects of your life. Hence, these popular Mean Girls quotes should be read with caution and proper understanding of the context. Here are tons of Mean Girls quotes that will open a treasure chest of Wisdom and experiences: –

“Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”

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“We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.”

Mean Girls popular quotes“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”

Mean Girls quotes“Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!”

Lindsay Lohan (Photo by Theo Wargo/WireImage)“That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.”

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“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”

“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”

“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”

Janis: “We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.” ?Damian: “Say crack again.”?Janis: “Crack.”

“But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

“I’m a mouse, duh.”

“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

“I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”

“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”

“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

“I want to lose three pounds.”

“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”

“’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”

“Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!”

“If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.”

“Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”

“Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”

“Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!”

“You smell like a baby prostitute.”

“I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

“I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”

“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”

“Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.”

“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”

“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”

Damian: “My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.”? Ms. Norbury: “Your Nana and I have that in common.”

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

“She doesn’t even go here!”

“I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.”

“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”

“I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”

“This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.”

“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”

“Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!”

“Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.”

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“Janis Ian: What is that smell?
Cady Heron: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume
Janis Ian: You smell like a baby prostitute
Cady Heron: Thanks.”

“I know I may seem like a bitch, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bitch.”

“On Wednesdays we wear pink!”

“The limit does not exist!”

“Boo, you whore!”

“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?”

“I hate her! I mean, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, “I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.”

“Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?”

“She made out with a hot dog.”

“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”

“‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”

“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.”

“Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?”

“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”

“Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!”

“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”

“I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.”

“I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!”

“At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.”

“Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.”

“I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!”

“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Weiners

“Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.”

“Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.”

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“This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It’s urgent. Thank you!”

“I don’t know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!”

“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!”

“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.”

“Somebody wrote in the book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”

“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…”

“Your face smells like peppermint!”

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.”

“(On the phone) Oh, this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. Can you get her to call us back? We have her test results. It’s urgent. (Puts phone down) She’s not going anywhere!”

“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!”

“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons… but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”

“I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.”

“Karen Smith: So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?
Regina George: Oh my god Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white.”

“She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.” – Regina George

“Student: Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?
Janis Ian: Your mom’s chest hair!”

“Mrs. George: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?
Regina: Please stop talking.”

“Cady: So, are you gonna send any candy canes?
Regina: No. I don’t send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.”

“Cady: Hi, I don’t know if anyone told you about me, I’m a new student here, my name is Cady Heron.
Kristen Hadley: Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass!”

“Gretchen: Regina, we have to talk to you.
Regina: Is butter a carb?
Cady: [Rudely] YES.
Gretchen: Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.
Regina: So…?
Karen: So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.
Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.
Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest!
Regina: Because that vest was disgusting!
Gretchen: You can’t sit with us!”

“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”

“You go, Glen Coco!”

“That is so fetch!”

“It’s October 3.”

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“But you’re, like, really pretty. So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

“You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?”

“So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…”

“You can’t sit with us!”

“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!”

“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”

” Four for you Glen Coco.”

“There’s a 30 percent chance that it’s already raining.”

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