100+ Madison Quotes About An AC Repairman Turned Hydroplane Boat Racer

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These Madison Quotes About An AC Repairman Turned Hydroplane Boat Racer. There are so many Madison quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Madison quotes exists just do that.

A challenging tale which highlights the determination and passion of the protagonist is a kind of story that always has a significant public interest. So it comes across as no surprise that the movie Madison was extremely popular among the viewers and was praised by the critics and the audience alike. The inspiring story is one of hope and aspirations and naturally appeals to the ambitions of the ordinary people.

The movie released in the year 2005 to a great reception from the audiences. It was directed by William Bindley and he was also the co-producer alongside Carl Amari. The casting of the movie was sound as well with Jim Caviezel, Jake Llyod, Mary McCormick, etc playing important roles. The music provided by Kevin Kener too was noteworthy in this regard.

The movie plot has a stable background based on the powerboat racing that takes place in the Ohio River in Madison Indiana. This race is a matter of great pride for the locals and is a grand event which is widely followed. The story of the movie has been based on these backgrounds and there is this racer who is Jim Caviezel who happens to be a real-life racer as well. In the movie, he is shown to come out of retirement and win the race for his people and team.

It is derived a lot from the real-life incidents and Jim Caviezel won a lot of praise for his natural portrayal of the character. The spirit of never to give up is the base of what powers him to victory and this movie is a great narrative on his determination.

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There was a delayed release but that did not affect the great popularity which was enjoyed by this movie during its run. Even after all these years it is still loved and watched by the people.

We have dug up these Madison quotes from the depths of the internet and brought together best of these sayings in a single article. This post is probably the biggest database of Madison  Sayings in a single place. These famous Madison quotes have the power to change your life by giving a novel outlook about the way you observe different aspects of your life. Hence, these popular Madison quotes should be read with caution and proper understanding of the context. Here are tons of Madison quotes that will open a treasure chest of Wisdom and experiences: –

“It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here.”

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“Stop looking at me Swan.”

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“You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.”

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“I am the smartest man alive!”

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“Stay here for as long as you can!”

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“That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ace.”

“Eric is pregnant!”

“I’ll tell you who took those lunches, that damned Sasquatch.”

“Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I’m not a fool.”

“Judas Priest, Barbara, it’s one of those flaming bags again!”

“Hey, kids, it’s me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head.”

“Billy likes to drink soda. Miss Lippy’s car is green.”

“It’s too damn hot for a penguin to just be walkin’ around here.”

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“I hate cursive and I hate all of you.”

“Have some more Sloppy Joes. I made them extra sloppy for you. I know how you’s kids like ’em sloppy.”

“Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it!”

“HAHAHA, SHUT UP!”

“Okay. A simple ‘wrong’ would’ve done just fine.”

“Lady, you’re scaring us.”

“No I will not make out with you!”

“You blew it!”

“Chlorophyll? More like BORE-ophyll.”

“Everybody on? Good, great, grand, wonderful! No yelling on the bus!”

“Where’s my Snack Pack?”

“O’Doyle rules!”

“Donkey Kong sucks!” “You know something, you suck!”

“If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.”

“O’Doyle rules!”

“Don’t ever leave me open, son. Cause I’m gonna hit it every time.”

“I thought I was your snack pack.”

“It’s poop again!”

“Hahahahahaha, shut up!”

“T-T-T-Today, junior!”

“Okay, a simple ‘wrong’ would’ve done just fine.”

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“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

“Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight. Oh! Back to school… back to school… back to school. Well, here goes nothing.?”

“Well, “sorry” doesn’t put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?”

“Have some more sloppy Joes. I made ’em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like ’em sloppy.”

“Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.”

“If you’re gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits!”

“I am the smartest man alive!”

“Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right.”

“He’s a fine piece of ass though, too.”

“What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?”

“If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.”

“You were brought up with every advantage. I bought you everything. Toys, cars, vacations, clothes..”.

“When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.”

“You know I like Snack pack, why can’t you just give me the snack pack?”

“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

“3rd Grader: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl
Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.
Ernie: Cut it out dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY, JUNIOR!”

“3rd Grader: Hey, look everybody! Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants! Everyone my age pees their pants; it’s the coolest!
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES! You ain’t cool…unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey, look! Ernie peed his pants, too. Alright!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH! That is the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life! Let’s go.”

“I can see your lips moving, but I can’t make out the words… I’m deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn… Sooo hot… Want to touch the hiney… Ruff!”

“It’s nudey magazine day!”

“He called the shit poop!”

“Well, I could think of three things I’d like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.”

“Whoa, whoa whoa, Ms. Lippy! The part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy gave up looking for his pupppy after an hour. He didn’t put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy’s gotta think ‘You got a pet. You got a responsibility.’ If your dog is lost you don’t look for an hour then call it quits? You get your ass out there, and you find that ****ing dog!”

“Well, I made the duck blue because I’ve never seen a blue duck before, and, to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.”

“That’s QUACKTASTIC!”

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“Actually, I got this shirt from Frank.”

“Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?”

“JUST DO IT!”

“To…to…to…today, Junior!”

“Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.”

“Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! [He notices a gold swan on the edge of the bathtub.] Stop looking at me, swan!”

“[Billy after he hallucinates and sees the penguin at Veronica’s house][drunkenly]Oh. I see how it is. So sorry to interrupt!”

“You ain’t cool, unless, you pee your pants. All the kids my age pee their pants, it’s the coolest.”

“Chlorophyll? More like BOROPHYLL!”

“I choose Business Ethics.”

“[Menacingly] O’Doyle, I think you and your family are headed for a big fall… [Chirpy] but right now, I gotta study.”

“Eric is pregnant!! Congratulations Big Fella!!! He’s gonna be a soccer player! Yes he is! Yes he ii-iiiis.
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Er Dad do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit in the room?”

“Hey, kids it’s me! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head! Ha Ha!”

“Billy Madison:(Faking sickness so he can skive off of school. He lays in bed with a mouth thermometer he heated with his desk-lamp) I swear to God I’m sick. I can’t go to school.
Juanita: If you’re gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Billy Madison:(Sounding disgusted) Oh, my God, I’ll go to school.”

“Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don’t.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally, but a guy I know…Him and her *got it on*! Wooo-eee!
Billy Madison: No, they didn’t.
Bus Driver: No, no, they didn’t. But you could imagine what it’d be like if they did, huh?”

“O’Doyle: Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis is the best game ever made.
Billy Madison: I disagree. It’s a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is better.
O’Doyle: Donkey Kong sucks!
Billy Madison: Wanna know somethin’? You suck!”

“Lunch Lady: Here ya go! Have some more Sloppy joes. I made’em EXTRA sloppy for ya’s; I know you’s kids like ’em sloppy.
[The lunch lady laughs evilly.]
Billy Madison: Lady, you’re scaring us!”

“Billy Madison: You want some of this milk?
Veronica Vaughn: That milk belongs to that classroom.
Billy Madison: But they don’t gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
Veronica Vaughn: No milk will ever be our milk.
Billy Madison: Now that wasn’t very nice. How ’bout you Sideburns? You want some of this milk?
Janitor: I’d rather have a beer.”

“( after Ernie hangs up the phone ) YOU BLEW IT!”

“Brian Madison:
Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k?”

“Billy Madison:
Yeah, so what’s your point?”

“Brian Madison:
r-o-C-k!”

“Billy Madison:
Ohhh yeh! The c is silent.”

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“Billy Madison:
No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.”

“Juanita:
Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine piece of ass though, too.”

“Lunch Lady:
Have some more sloppy joes. I made ’em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like ’em sloppy.”

“Billy Madison:
Lady, you’re scaring us.”

“Frank:
I think Billy and his girlfriend are playing water polo.”

“Jack:
Maybe they’re playing Marco Polo. Marco.”

“Frank:
Polo. Man, that was a great game.”

“Frank:
Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?”

“Billy Madison:
Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?”

“Frank:
1974.”

“Billy Madison:
Meg Ryan.”

“Principal:
Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

“Principal:
Okay, a simple no would’ve done just fine.”

“Billy Madison:
I swear to God I’m sick. I can’t go to school.”

“Juanita:
If you’re gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.”

“Billy Madison:
Oh my God. I’ll go to school.”

“Billy Madison:
Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.”

“Billy Madison:
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.”

“Frank:
When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.”

“Billy Madison:
Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.”

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