100+ Love at First Bite Quotes About The Tale Of Count Dracula

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These Love at First Bitequotes are about the tale of count Dracula. There are so many Love at First Bite quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Love at First Bite quotes exists just do that.

Love at First Bite is a 1979 horror satire movie coordinated by Stan Dragoti and composed by Robert Kaufman, utilizing characters initially made by Bram Stoker. Love at First Bite stars George Hamilton, Susan Saint James, Richard Benjamin and Arte Johnson. The first music score for Love at First Bite was made by Charles Bernstein. Love at First Bite is a storu about the scandalous vampire Count Dracula who is ousted from his stronghold by the Communist legislature of Romania, which intends to change over the structure into a preparation office for gymnasts counting Nadia Comaneci. The world-fatigued Count goes to New York City with his bug-eating attendant, Renfield, and sets up himself in a lodging, however simply after a mistake at the airplane terminal makes his pine box be coincidentally sent to be the focal point in a memorial service at a dark church in Harlem. Dracula discovers that America contains such ponders as blood donation centers, sex clubs, and discotheques.

Dracula likewise continues to endure the general conscience pulverizing that originates from life in the Big Apple in the late 1970s as he impractically seeks after flaky design model Cindy Sondheim, whom he has respected from a far distance and accepts to be the present resurrection of his genuine romance, a prior being named Mina Harker. Dracula is incompetently sought after thusly by Sondheim’s specialist and semi-sweetheart Jeffrey Rosenberg. Jeffrey is the grandson of Dracula’s old adversary Fritz Van Helsing yet changed his name to Rosenberg. Rosenberg’s various techniques to battle Dracula – mirrors, garlic, a Star of David, which he utilizes rather than the cross, and trance – are effectively deflected by the Count. Rosenberg likewise has a go at consuming Dracula’s box with the vampire still inside, however is captured by lodging security. Therefore he attempts to shoot him with three silver shots, however Dracula stays sound, calmly clarifying that this works just on werewolves. Rosenberg’s inexorably inconsistent activities in the long run reason him to be bolted up as a crazy person, yet as puzzling instances of blood donation center burglaries and vampiric assaults start to spread, NYPD Lieutenant Ferguson begins to accept the specialist’s cases and gets him discharged.

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“I’m going out for a bite to drink.”

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“Everything you mentioned is dead. Don’t you have anything that’s alive and kicking”

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“Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel”

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“I can give you eternal life”

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“Every now and then, it sure helps to have a patient doing five to ten for breaking and entering.”

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“Keeping pushing, Andrei, and you and I are going to play a game. (Esperetta)
And what game is that, Princess? (Andrei)
Find the Ball in My Hand. (Esperetta)
I don’t see a ball, Princess. (Andrei)
Oh, you will, just as soon as I snap it off your body. (Esperetta)”

“Would you like tickets for tonight’s tour? (Andrei)
Like another hole in my head. (Esperetta)
That’s American slang for ‘no thank you. (Francesca)
Strange. When I was in New York it was slang for ‘no fucking way.’ (Andrei)”

“Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)”

“You are just so helpful, Andrei. (Esperetta)
I try to be, Princess. (Andrei)
And you fail with such panache. (Esperetta)”

“Let me guess, Velkan wants to see me? (Esperetta)
No. The only thing His Highness would like to see in regards to you, Princess, is your disembowelment. (Raluca)”

“A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)”

“Why did you marry him then? (Francesca)
I had no idea what I was letting myself in for. I thought he was a noble prince. I had no idea he was barely one step up from a monkey. I take that back and I deeply apologize to all the primates of the earth for insulting them. He’s not worthy of monkeydom. He’s a slimy slug trail. (Esperetta)”

“After all these years of listening to you rant about Prince Dickhead, I want to meet him for myself. (Francesca)
Fine, but remember to avert your gaze from his. He’ll suck the goodness right out of the marrow of your bones and leave you as morally bankrupt as he is. (Esperetta)”

Count Dracula: I can give you eternal life.

Cindy Sondheim: Oh no, not another life insurance salesman! ”

“- Renfield: Master, please be careful!
– Dracula: What is it?
– Renfield: You nearly stepped on my dinner!
– Dracula: Forgive me. Bon appetit!”
“The wolf is a very misunderstood creature. He never kills for sport, only what is needed. And he always protects the young… and the old.”
“- Cindy Sondheim: Can I get you anything?
– Dracula: A broom, perhaps?
– Cindy Sondheim: I hate housework. It killed my mother.”
“So that’s where you’ve been for the last two days, and I thought you were lost.”
“- Alexei Rugalov: You dirty bat! You bit my mother!
– Dracula: What is your name?
– Alexei Rugalov: Alexei. Rugalov.
– Dracula: No, Alexei. I bit your mother, and your grandmother.”
“- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Where is he?
– Cindy Soundheim: He’ll be here.
– Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Another fly by night character.”
“I’m going out for a bite to drink.”
“- Dracula: Do you think of me as special?
– Cindy Sondheim: Yes, of course.
– Dracula: So how can you think of yourself as nothing, when I love you?”
“- Renfield: I think they’re from the government.
– Dracula: How do you know?
– Renfield: They’re wearing shoes.”
“- Dracula: You were born in the wrong time, Cindy Sondheim. In the other age things were simpler, less complicated. Do you know how many women had nervous breakdowns in the fourteenth century?
– Cindy Sondheim: No.
– Dracula: Three.”
“- Dracula: You did real well, Renfield.
– Renfield: Thank you, Master.
– Dracula: A combination getaway car and mobile home!”
“- Dracula: We’ve come to make a withdrawal. We have a very sick man in the car. He needs blood, desperately.
– Bloodbank Guard: That’s a hearse!
– Dracula: So maybe we’re a bit late.”
“- Cindy Sondheim: We can go to bed, maybe get in a little quickie.
– Dracula: No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie.”
“Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest… on a Monday night.”
“- Lt. Ferguson: You know, we can’t go in there without a warrant.
– Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: If we don’t, her immortal soul will be lost forever!
– Lt. Ferguson: If we do, I’ll lose my pension.”
“Every now and then, it sure helps to have a patient doing five to ten for breaking and entering.”
“- Reverend Mike: He loved his booze. He loved his women.
– Mourners: He loved my wife, too! Yes, he did! Sure did!”
“- Dracula: I heard a rooster crow.
– Cindy Sondheim: A rooster? In New York City?”
“- Commissare Woman: You and your cockroach-eating friend over there… have 48 hours to get out! Good evening, Comrade Count.
– Dracula: Wait one minute! This is my home. My people cleared the land. We tortured innocent peasants for it. We even murdered for it. By Romanian law, that makes it ours.”

 

“I never drink… wine. I do not smoke… shit.”

“- Cindy Sondheim: This isn’t so hard. I think I’m going to love immortality.
– Dracula: There is one small disadvantage. We can only live by night.
– Cindy Sondheim: That’s all right with me. I mean, I could never really get my shit together till 7:00, anyway.”

 

“- Renfield: You have 30 seconds to tell me where Miss Sondheim is, or…
– Model Agent: Or what? You’ll eat your lunch in my office?
– Renfield: No-o-o, my lunch will eat you.”

“- Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: I’ve been thinking about it. We should get married.
– Cindy Sondheim: But you’ve always told me I don’t want to get married.
– Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Yes you do, yes you do.”

“- Renfield: I thought you were having fun.
– Dracula: Fun? How would you like to go around looking like a head waiter for 700 years?”

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“- Renfield: Master! We hit the jackpot!
– Dracula: Only in America! Plastic disposable bodies! It’s like a supermarket!”

“- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people.
– Lt. Ferguson: A loan shark? What’s ‘s name.”

“- Nurse: If you two freaks don’t get out of here, I am going to scream my head off!
– Renfield: If you scream loudly, they’ll think you where frightened by a mouse.”

“- Cindy Sondheim: Why did you tell him that?
– Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Because the bad guys always tell the good guys what they’re going to do just before they try to kill them.
– Renfield: He’s absolutely right, Miss Cindy, that’s part of the rules. But in this case, we are the good guys.”

“- Stewardess: Pardon me. Would you like chicken Kiev, Chateaubriand or veal cutlet Florentine for lunch?
– Renfield: Everything you mentioned is dead. Don’t you have anything that’s alive and kicking?”

“Master, it will be wonderful at the reception when you marry Miss Cindy! How they danced, on the night, that they bled…”

“Count Dracula:
I’m going out for a bite to drink.”

“Count Dracula:
Children of the night, shut up!”

“Doctor Jeff Rosenberg:
You know what Freud said: if you don’t pay for it, you don’t get better.”

“Doctor Jeff Rosenberg:
Look, a check. She paid me everything she owes me. She left me, but she learned something. She’s a responsible person, or whatever.”

“Cindy Sondheim:
We can go to bed, maybe get in a little quickie.

Count Dracula:
No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie.”

“Commissare Woman:
Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic shit together and split.

Count Dracula:
Renfield.

Renfield:
Yes, master.

Count Dracula:
What is an efficiency apartment?

Renfield:
I don’t know, master. What’s a toilet?”

“Count Dracula:
I never drink wine, and I do not smoke shit.”

“Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg:
This is a perfect example of a man taking charge of his own life. And I feel… pretty good!”

“Count Dracula:
Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest… on a Monday night.”

“Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg:
I’m a doctor! I know what I’m doing.”

“Renfield:
I think they’re from the government.

Count Dracula:
How do you know?

Renfield:
They’re wearing shoes.”

“Count Dracula:
What is your name?

Count Dracula:
No, Alexei. I bit your mother, and your grandmother.”

“Renfield:
You have 30 seconds to tell me where Miss Sondheim is, or…

Cindy’s Modeling Agent:
Or what? You’ll eat your lunch in my office?

Renfield:
No-o-o, my lunch will eat you.”

“Renfield:
I thought you were having fun.

Count Dracula:
Fun? How would you like to go around looking like a head waiter for 700 years?”

“Cindy Sondheim:
Can I get you anything?

Count Dracula:
A broom, perhaps?

Cindy Sondheim:
Eh? Oh, I hate housework. It killed my mother.”

“Cindy Sondheim:
I told you I have a man in here…

Count Dracula:
*Now* you do.”

“Count Dracula:
I heard a rooster crow.

Cindy Sondheim:
A rooster? In New York *City*?”

“Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg:
My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people.

Lieutenant Ferguson:
A loan shark, eh? What’s ‘s name.”

“Count Dracula:
We’re going to make a hoist.

Renfield:
Heist! Heist, heist.”

“Count Dracula:
We’ve come to make a withdrawal. We have a very sick man in the car. He needs blood, desperately.

Bloodbank Guard:
That’s a hearse!

Count Dracula:
So maybe we’re a bit late.”

“Count Dracula:
Do you think of me as special?

Cindy Sondheim:
Yes, of course.

Count Dracula:
So how can you think of yourself as nothing, when I love you?”

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“Lieutenant Ferguson:
You know we can’t go in there without a warrant.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg:
If we don’t, her immortal soul will be lost forever.

Lieutenant Ferguson:
If we do I’ll lose my pension.”

“Renfield:
Master, please be careful!

Count Dracula:
What is it?

Renfield:
You nearly stepped on my dinner!

Count Dracula:
Forgive me… Bon Appetite!”

“Count Dracula:
The wolf is a very misunderstood creature. He never kills for sport, only what is needed. And he always protects the young… and the old.”

“Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg:
In the name of all the Van Helsings who have ever lived… burn, baby! Burn!”

“Nurse at Bloodbank:
If you two freaks don’t get out of here, I AM GOING TO SCREAM MY HEAD OFF!

Renfield:
If you scream loudly, they’ll think you where frightened by a mouse.”

“Count Dracula:
Ah, Cindy Sondheim, you should have lived in an earlier age. Things were simpler, less complicated. Do you know how many women had nervous breakdowns in the fourteenth century? Two.”

(Richard Benjamin) “I’m a doctor. I know what I’m doing.”

(George Hamilton) “Where is he?”

(Susan Saint James) “He’ll be here.”

(Richard Benjamin) “Another fly by night character.”

(Richard Benjamin) “In the name of all the Van Helsings who have ever lived — burn, baby. Burn.”

(Richard Benjamin) “My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people.”

(Dick Shawn) “A loan shark, eh? What’s ‘s name.”

(Richard Benjamin) “This is a perfect example of a man taking charge of his own life. And I feel — pretty good.”

(George Hamilton) “The wolf is a very misunderstood creature. He never kills for sport, only what is needed. And he always protects the young — and the old.”

(George Hamilton) “We’ve come to make a withdrawal. We have a very sick man in the car. He needs blood, desperately.”

(Bloodbank Guard) “That’s a hearse.”

(George Hamilton) “So maybe we’re a bit late.”

(George Hamilton) “What is this? Copyright 1923? Renfield, you bumbling moron, this book is as out of date as — as I am.”

(George Hamilton) “I propose a toast. Here’s blood in your eye.”

(George Hamilton) “We’re going to make a hoist.”

(Arte Johnson) “Heist. Heist, heist.”

(George Hamilton) “Did you have a nice day, my beauty?”

(Susan Saint James) “Well, Rene ran my ass off all day. I mean, he may be the best photographer in New York City, but he’s still a bitch.”

(Doctor Jeff Rosenberg) “Now, now, darling. They have a right to their life.”

(Susan Saint James) “Yes, I know, Jeffrey. They love in their way, we love in ours, who’s to say which is right, by the 21st Century homosexuality will probably be the normal lifestyle.”

(Doctor Jeff Rosenberg) “Excellent.”

(Commissare Woman) “Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic shit together and split.”

(George Hamilton) “Renfield.”

(Arte Johnson) “Yes, master.”

(George Hamilton) “What is an efficiency apartment?”

(Arte Johnson) “I don’t know, master. What’s a toilet?”

(George Hamilton) “What was that maniac drinking? Tastes like the Volga river at low tide.”

(George Hamilton) “I heard a rooster crow.”

(Susan Saint James) “A rooster? In New York City ?”

(Unnamed) “You dirty bat. You bit my mother.”

(George Hamilton) “What is your name?”

(Unnamed) “Alexei. Rugalov.”

(George Hamilton) “No, Alexei. I bit your mother, and your grandmother.”

(George Hamilton) “I’m going out for a bite to drink.”

(George Hamilton) “Children of the night, shut up.”

(George Hamilton) “You did real well, Renfield.”

(Arte Johnson) “Thank you, Master.”

(George Hamilton) “A combination getaway car and mobile home.”

(George Hamilton) “You were born in the wrong time, Cindy Sondheim. In the other age things were simpler, less complicated. Do you remember how many women had nervous breakdowns in the fourteenth century?”

(Susan Saint James) “No.”

(George Hamilton) “Three.”

(Commissare Woman) “You and your cockroach-eating friend over there — have 48 hours to get out.Good evening, Comrade Count.”

(George Hamilton) “Wait one minute. This is my home. My people cleared the land. We tortured innocent peasants for it. We even murdered for it. By Romanian law, that makes it ours.”

(Sherman Hemsley) “I knew Brother Alvin — and he was a swinger.”

(Unnamed) “Yes. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Alleluia., etc.”

(Sherman Hemsley) “He loved his booze, hahahaha. He loved his women.”

(Unnamed) “Yeah. And my wife, too. Yes, he did. Sure did., etc”

(Sherman Hemsley) “But must of all, he loved his Cadillac Saville, and it’s a beaute. I know, because he left it to me, Hallelujah.”

(Unnamed) “Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord., etc”

(Sherman Hemsley) “I showed him how God wanted him to have a swell time while he was alive. Because, brothers and sisters, when you is gone, you is gone. And ain’t no way, no how, nobody’s going to bring you back here once you is dead.”

(George Hamilton) “Good Evening.”

(George Hamilton) “I am Count Dracula. I would like a large suite with a bath. I have a reservation.”

(George Hamilton) “This is not the lobby of the Plaza Hotel?”

(Susan Saint James) “Why did you tell him that?”

(Richard Benjamin) “Because the bad guys always tell the good guys what they’re going to do just before they try to kill them.”

(Arte Johnson) “He’s absolutely right, Miss Cindy, that’s part of the rules. But in this case, WE are they good guys.”

(Susan Saint James) “We can go to bed, maybe get in a little quickie.”

(George Hamilton) “No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie.”

(Doctor Jeff Rosenberg) “No.”

(Susan Saint James) “What?”

(Doctor Jeff Rosenberg) “No. It can’t be.”

(Susan Saint James) “What, Jeffrey?”

(Doctor Jeff Rosenberg) “Dracula.”

(Susan Saint James) “How did you know his name?”

(Susan Saint James) “I told you I have a man in here –”

(George Hamilton) “Now you do.”

(Doctor Jeff Rosenberg) “The second way to kill a vampire, Count; three silver bullets through the heart.”

(Susan Saint James) “Jeffrey.”

(George Hamilton) “No, Rosenberg, that is a werewolf”

(Doctor Jeff Rosenberg) “A werewolf? Really? Are you sure?”

(Doctor Jeff Rosenberg) “No harm done. The man’s all right. This was for a werewolf. No problem. Calm down. Take it easy. I’m a doctor. I know where I’m going.”

(Susan Saint James) “Oh, this isn’t so hard. I think I’m going to love imortality.”

(George Hamilton) “There is one small disadvantage. We can only live by night.”

(Susan Saint James) “Oh, that’s all right with me. I mean, I could never really get my shit together till 7:00, anyway.”

(Susan Saint James) “Can I get you anything?”

(George Hamilton) “A broom, perhaps?”

(Susan Saint James) “Eh? Oh, I hate housework. It killed my mother.”

(Susan Saint James) “: So that’s where you’ve been for the last two days, and I thought you were lost.”

(Arte Johnson) “Master. We hit the jackpot.”

(George Hamilton) “Only in America. Plastic disposable bodies. It’s like a supermarket.”

(Stewardess) “Pardon me. Would you like chicken Kiev, Chateaubriand or veal cutlet Florentine for lunch?”

(Arte Johnson) “Everything you mentioned is dead. Don’t you have anything that’s alive and kicking?”

(Lady on plane with Cat) “I’ll have the chicken Kiev, miss. Oh, why don’t you bring a nice juicy mouse for little Salome here?”

(Arte Johnson) “Could I have one, too?”

(Arte Johnson) “Master, please be careful.”

(George Hamilton) “What is it?”

(Arte Johnson) “You nearly stepped on my dinner.”

(George Hamilton) “Forgive me. Bon appetit.”

(Nurse at Bloodbank) “If you two freaks don’t get out of here, I AM GOING TO SCREAM MY HEAD OFF.”

(Arte Johnson) “If you scream loudly, they’ll think you where frightened by a mouse.”

(Arte Johnson) “I think they’re from the government.”

(George Hamilton) “How do you know?”

(Arte Johnson) “They’re wearing shoes.”

(Arte Johnson) “You have 30 seconds to tell me where Miss Sondheim is, or –”

(Cindy’s Modeling Agent) “Or what? You’ll eat your lunch in my office?”

(Arte Johnson) “No-o-o, my lunch will eat you.”

(Doctor Jeff Rosenberg) “Look at this. It’s him.”

(Dick Shawn) “Yeah — or a rock group.”

(Dick Shawn) “You know we can’t go in there without a warrant.”

(Richard Benjamin) “If we don’t, her immortal soul will be lost forever.”

(Dick Shawn) “If we do I’ll lose my pension.”

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