100+ Lethal Weapon Quotes That Tell Us About An American Buddy Cop

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Lethal Weapon is a 1987 American action movie coordinated by Richard Donner, and created by Joel Silver, and composed by Shane Black. Lethal Weapon stars Mel Gibson and Danny Glover close by Gary Busey, Tom Atkins, Darlene Love, and Mitchell Ryan. In Lethal Weapon, a couple of bungled LAPD analysts – Martin Riggs played by Gibson, a previous Green Beret who has turned out to be self-destructive after the passing of his significant other, and Roger Murtaugh played by Glover, a 50-year-old veteran of the power – cooperate as accomplices. Lethal Weapon was released on March 6th in the year 1987. Upon its release, Lethal Weapon netted over $120 million, against a creation spending plan of $15 million, and was designated for the Academy Award for Best Sound. Lethal Weapon generated an establishment that incorporates three continuations and a TV series. Lethal Weapon’s story is based on an LAPD sergeant who not long after his 50th birthday celebration, is banded together with Sergeant Martin Riggs, an exchange from opiates. Riggs, a previous Special Forces trooper who lost his significant other in a fender bender three years earlier, has turned self-destructive and has been taking his animosity out on suspects, prompting his bosses mentioning his exchange.

Murtaugh and Riggs rapidly wind up going head to head with one another. Murtaugh is reached by Michael Hunsaker, a Vietnam Warmate and financier, however before they can meet, Murtaugh discovers that Hunsaker’s little girl, Amanda, obviously ended it all by hopping from her condo gallery. Post-mortem reports show Amanda to have been harmed with channel cleaner, putting forth the defense a conceivable crime. Hunsaker reveals to Murtaugh that he was worried about his little girl’s association in medications, prostitution, and sex entertainment, and was attempting to get Murtaugh to help her break that life. Murtaugh and Riggs endeavor to scrutinize Amanda’s pimp, yet discover a medication lab on the premises, prompting a shootout. Riggs executes the pimp and spares the life of Murtaugh, who begins to endure his new accomplice. Despite the fact that the case appears to be shut, Riggs knows that the main observer to Amanda’s obvious suicide was Dixie, another whore who was working far from her typical avenues. They endeavor to address Dixie at her home, yet it detonates as they approach it. Riggs discovers portions of a mercury change from bomb flotsam and jetsam, showing an expert had set the bomb; a few youngsters who had been adjacently seen a man approach the house with a tattoo like the one Riggs has, and Murtaugh suspects Hunsaker isn’t telling the full picture.

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“That’s a real badge. I’m a real cop. And this is a real gun.”

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“I guess we need to register you as a lethal weapon.”

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“I don’t make things complicated. That’s just how things get all on their own.”

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“You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain’t gonna be much.”

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 “I don’t make things complicated. That’s the way they get, all by themselves.”

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“Do you really want to jump? Do you really? Well, that’s fine with me. Let’s do it.”

“Every single day I wake up and think of a reason not to do it. Every single day. And you know way I don’t do it? This is going to make you laugh. You know why I don’t do it? The job. Doing the job. Now that’s the reason.”

“I’ve seen this place on lifestyles of the rich and shameless.”

“Have you ever met anybody you didn’t kill?”

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):

“I haven’t killed you yet.”

“I don’t make things complicated. That’s just how things get all on their own.”

“Through?”

“I haven’t even started yet.”

“You’re gonna have to trust me.”

“I’ll tell you a secret … I’m not crazy.”

“Don’t make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests!”

“I’m Leo Getz and whatever you want, Leo gets.”

“Guys like you don’t die on toilets.”

“Well, as usual, you people have everything all upside down and turned around and back to front.”

“Look there is no bomb in that building! I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact. Trust me okay? Trust me!”

“That’s usually my first mistake.”

“You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain’t gonna be much.”

“I’m chaos and he’s mayhem. We’re a double act.”

“We can’t shoot a dog. People? Okay. But not dogs.”

“What if he turns around and shoots us with that assault rifle?”

“Well he hasn’t yet. Have you thought about that? Don’t be a don’t-be. Be a do-be C’mon Rodge. Be positive.”

“Since I met Riggs, I’ve had my house destroyed, my car wrecked and now my boat sunk.”

“What happened last night?”

“Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks. You know, the usual.”

“Leo has a B.S. in B.S.”

“We, yeah. He’s damn good. I mean, how did he do that thing with the gun? How the hell did he do that? I mean he took my gun apart with one deft move. How did he do that? Huh? How?”

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): My luck’s changing for the better every day.”

“I don’t make things complicated. That’s the way they get, all by themselves.”

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): The one with the pits in his face?

– Rianne Murtaugh: Those are dimples!

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Those are pits. When he smiles, I can see through his head.”

“What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here!”

“- McCaskey: You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren’t tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I’m an ’80s man…

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): How do you figure?

– McCaskey: Last night I cried in bed. So how is that?

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Were…”

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You don’t trust me at all, do you?

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Well, I’ll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I’ll start trusting you.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Fair enough.”

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): God hates me. That’s what it is.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Hate Him back; it works for me.”

“I was driving before you were a itch in your daddy’s pants!”

“You’re breathing, you’re alive, you’re not dead. No, don’t die. You’re not dead until I tell I tell you, you got that? You got that, Riggs? You’re not dead until I tell you. You got that, Riggs! You’re not dead until I tell you.”

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?

– Martin Riggs: I would if I slept.”

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier… you saved my life. Thank you.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): I’ll bet that hurt to say.

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): You’ll never know.”

“Looking for your general friend? He’s barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Boulevard.”

“- Joshua: He’s bluffing. He wouldn’t kill his own daughter.

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Sure thing, pal! If she dies, she’s gonna die with me. My way, not yours!”

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Happy birthday for yesterday. I mean that, sincerely, happy birthday, man.

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Thanks.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Maybe we’ll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.”

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife’s cookin’?

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Nope, I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You know what?

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What?

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me.

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): If you touch her, I’ll kill you.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You’ll try.”

“Go on, take it. If we take our time we will both die of cancer.”

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): What did he mean when he said you owed him?

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): We served together in ’65. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): That was nice of him.”

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You want me to drive?

– Roger Murtaugh: No, you’re supposed to be suicidal, remember? I’ll drive.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Anybody who drives around in this town is suicidal.”

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Have you ever met anybody you didn’t kill?

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I haven’t killed you yet.”

“- Young prostitute: What have you got in mind?

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me.

– Young prostitute: You serious?

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah. “The 3 Stooges” are on in 20 minutes.”

 

“Now you can jump if you want to, but you’ll be taking me with you and that makes you a muderer.”

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Give this to your dad for me, it’s a present, I don’t need it anymore.

– Rianne Murtaugh: It’s a bullet.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah, he’ll know what it’s for.”

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): You sure?

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah, I’m sure man. I never forget an asshole.”

“You’re not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!”

“- Joshua: Yeah. Our problem, and yours too, is we have a shipment of merchandise to deliver.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Why don’t you guys just call it heroin?

– Joshua: It’s rather large, this shipment. It would be unfortunate, however, if we showed up to deliver our heroin, and were surrounded by fifty cops.”

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Why is there a problem?

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): There’s no problem.

– Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): We got one dead girl and one dead guy. The dead guy kills the dead girl, we kill the dead guy ’cause he wanted us to be dead guys – it’s pretty easy to me.”

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Just answer the question!

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin’ a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up…”

 

“Mind if I test drive your Audi?”

“- Joshua: Why don’t you save your strength? You’re gonna need it.

– Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Who’s the chin?

– Joshua: Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs. Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know.”

“Martin Riggs:
You want me to drive?

Roger Murtaugh:
No, you’re supposed to be suicidal, remember? I’LL drive.

Martin Riggs:
Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.”

Martin Riggs:
We both know why I was transferred. Everyone thinks I’m suicidal, in which case, I’m f***ed and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I’m faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I’m f***ed and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I’m f***ed.

Roger Murtaugh:
Guess what?

Martin Riggs:
What?

Roger Murtaugh:
I don’t want to work with you!

Martin Riggs:
Hey, don’t.

Roger Murtaugh:
Ain’t got no choice! Looks like we both are f***ed!

Martin Riggs:
Terrific.

Roger Murtaugh:
God hates me. That’s what it is.

Martin Riggs:
Hate him back; it works for me.

Roger Murtaugh:
Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?

Martin Riggs:
Oh, for Chriss-…

Roger Murtaugh:
Shut up! Yes or no – you wanna die?

Martin Riggs:
Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?

Roger Murtaugh:
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Martin Riggs:
Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin’ a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don’t do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don’t do it? The job! Doin’ the job! Now that’s the reason!

“Roger Murtaugh:
You’re not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!”

“Martin Riggs:
Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me.

Martin Riggs:
Yeah. “The 3 Stooges” are on in 20 minutes.”

“Martin Riggs:
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real f***ing gun!”

“Martin Riggs:
The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.

Roger Murtaugh:
You sure?

Martin Riggs:
Yeah, I’m sure man. I never forget an asshole.”

“Martin Riggs:
That’s very thin.

Roger Murtaugh:
Thin is my middle name.

Martin Riggs:
Considering your wife’s cooking, I’m not surprised.”

“Martin Riggs:
I don’t make things difficult. That’s the way they get, all by themselves.”

“Martin Riggs:
You’re General Peter McAlister, Commander of Shadow Company.

McAlister:
I see we’ve heard of each other.

Martin Riggs:
Yep. It’ll almost be a shame when I nail you.”

“Martin Riggs:
Look, why don’t we just the cut the shit here? We both know why I was transferred. People think I’m crazy, in which case, I’m f***ed and nobody wants to work with me. Or they think I’m faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I’m f***ed and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I’m f***ed.”

“Sergeant McCaskey:
You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren’t tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I’m an ’80s man…

Roger Murtaugh:
How do you figure?

Sergeant McCaskey:
Last night I cried in bed. So how is that?

Roger Murtaugh:
Were you with a woman?

Sergeant McCaskey:
I was alone. Why do you think I cried?

Roger Murtaugh:
Sounds like an ’80s man to me…”

“Roger Murtaugh:
I’m too old for this shit!”

“Martin Riggs:
Perhaps there’s an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?”

“Roger Murtaugh:
Get that shit off my lawn!”

“Roger Murtaugh:
Have you ever met anybody you didn’t kill?

Martin Riggs:
Well, I haven’t killed you yet.”

“Martin Riggs:
You don’t trust me at all, do you?

Roger Murtaugh:
Well, I’ll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I’ll start trusting you.

Martin Riggs:
Fair enough.”

“Martin Riggs:
I do it real good, you know.

Roger Murtaugh:
Do what?

Martin Riggs:
When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos with a rifle shot at a thousand yards in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It’s the only thing I was ever good at… Well, see you tomorrow.

Roger Murtaugh:
Yeah. See you then.”

“Roger Murtaugh:
See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn’t shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.

Martin Riggs:
Hey, that’s not fair. The building guy lived.”

“Martin Riggs:
You know they’re going to kill her, don’t you?

Roger Murtaugh:
Yeah.

Martin Riggs:
So if you want her back, you’re going to have to take her away from them.

Roger Murtaugh:
I know.

Martin Riggs:
You do this my way. You shoot, you shoot to kill, get as many of them as you can. All you got to do is just not miss.

Roger Murtaugh:
I won’t miss.

Martin Riggs:
We’re going to get bloody on this one, Rog.

Roger Murtaugh:
Are you really crazy? Or are you as good as you say you are?

Martin Riggs:
You’re just gonna have to trust me.”

“Mr. Joshua:
Endo has forgotten more about pain than most people will ever know.”

“Dixie:
Can I go now?

Roger Murtaugh:
Yeah, sure.

Dixie:
You know how it is.

Roger Murtaugh:
Yeah, all dressed up and no one to blow.

Dixie:
You’re hilarious.”

“Martin Riggs:
Let’s make like the shepherd and get the flock out of here!”

“Martin Riggs:
What do you say, Jack? You like a shot at the title?

Mr. Joshua:
I don’t mind if I do.”

Martin Riggs:
Roger.

Roger Murtaugh:
What?

Martin Riggs:
Uh, 10-4.

Martin Riggs:
What did he mean when he said you owed him?

Roger Murtaugh:
We served together in ’65. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.

Martin Riggs:
That was nice of him.

Roger Murtaugh:
Pretty thin, huh?

Martin Riggs:
Anorexic.

“McAllister:
Ah, Mr. Mendez. How are you?

Mendez:
Hey, I’m fine.

Mendez:
Where the hell did you get him? Psychos ‘R Us?”

Roger Murtaugh:
General McAlister. Time for you to die.”

“Roger Murtaugh:
No way you live. No way.”

[Repeated line in all 4 movies] 

Roger Murtaugh : I’m too old for this shit!”

Martin Riggs : Hey, look friend, let’s just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I’m suicidal, in which case, I’m fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I’m faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I’m fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I’m fucked.

Roger Murtaugh : Guess what?

Martin Riggs : What?

Roger Murtaugh : I don’t want to work with you!

Martin Riggs : Hey, don’t.

Roger Murtaugh : Ain’t got no choice! Looks like we both been fucked!

Martin Riggs : Terrific.

Roger Murtaugh : God hates me. That’s what it is.

Martin Riggs : Hate him back; it works for me.”

Sergeant McCaskey : You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren’t tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I’m an ’80s man…

Roger Murtaugh : How do you figure?

Sergeant McCaskey : Last night I cried in bed. So how is that?

Roger Murtaugh : Were you with a woman?

Sergeant McCaskey : I was alone. Why do you think I cried?

Roger Murtaugh : Sounds like an ’80s man to me…”

Roger Murtaugh : Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?

Martin Riggs : Oh, for Chriss-…

Roger Murtaugh : Shut up! Yes or no – you wanna die?

Martin Riggs : Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?

Roger Murtaugh : JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Martin Riggs : Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin’ a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don’t do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don’t do it? The job! Doin’ the job! Now that’s the reason!”

Roger Murtaugh : [discussing a theory]  That’s pretty fucking thin.

Martin Riggs : That’s very thin.

Roger Murtaugh : What the hell, thin’s my middle name.

Martin Riggs : Your wife’s cooking, I’m not surprised.

[fires his gun several more times] 

Roger Murtaugh : What? What?

Martin Riggs : Nothin’.

Roger Murtaugh : Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.

Martin Riggs : My luck’s changing for the better every day.”

Roger Murtaugh : What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?

Martin Riggs : I would if I slept.”

Roger Murtaugh : Hey, Riggs.

Martin Riggs : Yo!

Roger Murtaugh : Riggs, if you think I’m gonna eat the world’s lousiest Christmas turkey by myself, you’re crazy.

Martin Riggs : Well, I got news for you, Rog: I’m not crazy.

Roger Murtaugh : I know.

Martin Riggs: Well, good. Let’s eat.”

Martin Riggs : I do it real good, you know.

Roger Murtaugh : Do what?

Martin Riggs : When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It’s the only thing I was ever good at. Well, see ya tomorrow.

Roger Murtaugh : Yeah, see you.

[pauses] 

Roger Murtaugh : Hey Riggs! You really like my wife’s cooking?

Martin Riggs : [fixing him]  No. See you tomorrow.”

“[after stopping Riggs from shooting himself]

Roger Murtaugh : You’re not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!

Martin Riggs : The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.

Roger Murtaugh : You sure?

Martin Riggs : Yeah, I’m sure man. I never forget an asshole.”

Roger Murtaugh : Have you ever met anybody you didn’t kill?

Martin Riggs : Well, I haven’t killed you yet.”

Martin Riggs : You know they’re going to kill her, don’t you?

Roger Murtaugh : Yeah.

Martin Riggs : So if you want her back, you’re going to have to take her away from them.

Roger Murtaugh : I know.

Martin Riggs : You do this my way. You shoot, you shoot to kill, get as many of them as you can. All you got to do is just not miss.

Roger Murtaugh : I won’t miss.

Martin Riggs : We’re going to get bloody on this one, Rog.

Roger Murtaugh : Are you really crazy? Or are you as good as you say you are?

Martin Riggs : You’re just gonna have to trust me.”

Roger Murtaugh : Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier… you saved my life. Thank you.

Martin Riggs : Oh, I’ll bet that hurt to say.

Roger Murtaugh : [chuckles]  You’ll never know.”

Martin Riggs : You want me to drive?

Roger Murtaugh : No, you’re supposed to be suicidal, remember? I’LL drive.

Martin Riggs : Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.”

Martin Riggs : You don’t trust me at all, do you?

Roger Murtaugh : Well, I’ll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I’ll start trusting you.

Martin Riggs : Fair enough.”

Roger Murtaugh : 50 years old, what a birthday, goddamn 50 years old, been on the force 20 years, not a scratch on me, not a scar, got a wife, kids, a house, a fishing boat, but I can kiss all that goodbye because my new partner has a death wish, my fucking life is over

Martin Riggs : [looks at Roger]  I was…

Roger Murtaugh : Just shut up you hear, why are you talking to me anyway, I’m a dead man, yeah fuck it, you’re looking a dead man here

[oncoming traffic honks at them and swerve to get out of the way] 

Martin Riggs : [points at oncoming traffic]  watch, watch, WATCH…

Roger Murtaugh : Don’t worry, I was driving before you were itching in your daddy’s pants”

Roger Murtaugh : See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn’t shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.

Martin Riggs : Hey, that’s no fair. The building guy lived.”

Roger Murtaugh : Pretty thin, huh?

Martin Riggs : Anorexic.

[Riggs is having doubts] 

Roger Murtaugh : Why is there a problem?

Martin Riggs : There’s no problem.

Roger Murtaugh : We got one dead girl and one dead guy. The dead guy kills the dead girl, we kill the dead guy ’cause he wanted us to be dead guys – it’s pretty easy to me.

Martin Riggs : I didn’t know that.

Roger Murtaugh : What?

Martin Riggs : That it was your birthday today.

Martin Riggs : Yesterday.

Martin Riggs : Well, happy birthday for yesterday.

[no response] 

Martin Riggs : I mean that, sincerely, happy birthday, man.

Roger Murtaugh : [grudgingly]  Thanks.

Martin Riggs : Maybe we’ll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.

[pause, then Murtaugh laughs, finally loosening up] 

Martin Riggs : Roger.

Roger Murtaugh : What?

Martin Riggs : Uh, 10-4.

Martin Riggs : Hey, you know what?

Roger Murtaugh : What?

Martin Riggs : Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me.

Roger Murtaugh : If you touch her, I’ll kill you.

Martin Riggs : Ha! You’ll try.

Roger Murtaugh : [about Rianne’s date]  The one with the pits in his face?

Rianne Murtaugh : Those are dimples!

Roger Murtaugh : Those are pits. When he smiles, I can see through his head.

Roger Murtaugh : [to Joshua]  Looking for your general friend? He’s barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Boulevard.”

[When Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] 

Roger Murtaugh : Get that shit off my lawn!

[aiming his gun at Mcalister’s oncoming car] 

Roger Murtaugh : No way you live. No way.

[Riggs and Murtaugh pull up outside Dixie’s house to check out a theory] 

Roger Murtaugh : Like I said, thin.

Martin Riggs : Probably nothing.

[the house explodes, knocking them both to the ground. Murtaugh throws himself on Riggs] 

Martin Riggs : What are you, a fag?

Roger Murtaugh : Your coat’s on fire!

[Riggs throws it off, then both of them look at the burning house] 

Martin Riggs : Probably nothing!

Roger Murtaugh : Thin, very thin!

[last lines] 

Roger Murtaugh : I’m too old for this…

Beat Cop : Had a jumper here last night, Dixie was walking by, saw the whole thing.

Roger Murtaugh : You got a statement from her, send her home.

Dixie : Oh, thanks, I’m beat. You know how it is…

Roger Murtaugh : Yeah, yeah, sure. All dressed up and no one to blow.

Dixie : You’re hilarious. God, I don’t believe this…

Martin Riggs : What did he mean when he said you owed him?

Roger Murtaugh : We served together in ’65. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.

Martin Riggs : That was nice of him.

Martin Riggs : [after a kid identifies the tattoo on Riggs’ arm as being on the man who rigged Dixie’s house to explode]  Roger, that’s a Special Forces tattoo.

Roger Murtaugh : No kidding.

Martin Riggs : Yeah.

Roger Murtaugh : Special forces tattoo, mercury switches, what the hell have we gotten into?

Martin Riggs : Yep. I wonder if there’re any openings at the L.A. Fire Department.

[Murtaugh is holding out a grenade, threatening to kill Mr. Joshua and his gang if they don’t give him back his daughter, Rianne] 

Mr. Joshua : He’s bluffing. He wouldn’t kill his own daughter.

Roger Murtaugh : Sure thing, pal! If she dies, she’s gonna die with me – MY way, not yours!

[During the mano – a – mano fight, Mr. Joshua has pinned Riggs to the ground, overpowering him] 

Roger Murtaugh : Martin! Let me take him for you, Riggs! Let me take him!

Martin Riggs : [lifting his head up, growls hoarsely]  *NO!*

Roger Murtaugh : *PLEASE!*

Martin Riggs : [growls]  NO!

[to Mr. Joshua] 

Martin Riggs : *BACK OFF!*

[Riggs rolls his body over Joshua, free himself] 

Roger Murtaugh : General McAlister. Time for you to die.”

Culprit : [punches Murtaugh in the mouth]  The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh.

Roger Murtaugh : [blood and sweat dripping]  Go spit.

Roger Murtaugh : Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife’s cookin’?

Martin Riggs : [after an especially long pause]  Nope, I’ll see you tomorrow.

Roger Murtaugh : You’re breathing, you’re alive, you’re not dead. No, don’t die. You’re not dead until I tell I tell you, you got that? You got that, Riggs? You’re not dead until I tell you. You got that, Riggs! You’re not dead until I tell you.”

Roger Murtaugh : [after Hunsaker is shot]  Heroin. You got off easy, you son of a bitch.

Roger Murtaugh : I guess we need to register you as a Lethal Weapon.

Roger Murtaugh : [as Riggs attempts to subdue Joshua with a triangle choke]  Break his fuckin’ neck!

Roger Murtaugh : I was driving before you were a itch in your daddy’s pants!

Martin Riggs : What are you, a fag?

Roger Murtaugh : The coat’s on fire!

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