80+ John McClane Quotes From The Sardonic Lieutenant Of Die Hard Series

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These John McClane quotes are from the sardonic lieutenant of Die Hard series. There are so many John McClane quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these John McClane quotes exists just do that.

John McClane was conceived on March 19th in the year 1955. John McClane was born in Plainfield, New Jersey. John McClane’s dad was an Irish-American cop at New Jersey itself and his mom was a housekeeper. In his childhood, John McClane lost his dad, and when he landed to the time of adulthood, John McClane likewise lost his mom. With him being a grown-up, John McClane touched base to New York City, where he signed up to the NYPD and began as a private. With succeeding being an astounding private at the police, the chief advanced him into the rank of police criminologist. As he wrapped up a riddle as an analyst, the skipper likewise advanced John McClane into the position of a police lieutenant. On Christmas Eve in the year 1988, John McClane goes to Los Angeles to go through Christmas with his kids. He first visits his significant other Holly at the Nakatomi Plaza where she works, despite the fact that she is at first satisfied to see him they before long have a contention about Holly not utilizing her conjugal name. At the same time, a group of twelve psychological oppressors driven by Hans Gruber break into the Nakatomi Plaza and take every one of the representatives, including Holly prisoner. The posse will likely take the $640 million dollars in debatable conveyor bonds that are secured in the structure’s vault.

John McClane battles his way through the structure, dwarfed thirteen to one and contacts the police on a stolen radio. At the point when the police send Sergeant Al Powell to examine, John McClane stands out enough to be noticed by tossing the collection of Marco, a psychological militant he slaughtered, onto his vehicle. John McClane battles to spare the prisoners and thrashing the psychological oppressors who are uncovered to truly be hoodlums after $640 million in the structure’s vault. In spite of the landing of the police and FBI, the main individual who demonstrates remotely accommodating to John McClane is Powell who John McClane becomes a close acquaintance with over the radio. John McClane protects every one of the prisoners yet Holly who has been taken with Gruber and follows him, finding that he just has two projectiles left in his police handgun and none in his stolen assault rifle. John McClane tapes the handgun to his back with Christmas present wrap tape and uses the knob of the weapon to thump out one of the three residual fear mongers. John McClane claims to give up to Gruber who holds Holly prisoner, however, snatches the firearm from his back and shoots Eddie in the head, slaughtering him and Hans in the shoulder, making him fall through a window.

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“‘Come out the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…’”

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‘Come Out To The Coast! We’ll Get Together, Have A Few Laughs’

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“YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A VERY BAD DAY.” “TELL ME ABOUT IT.”

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“…I GOTTA KILL THE ONE WITH FEET SMALLER THAN MY SISTER.”

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‘I Have A Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho.’

“SAY HELLO TO YOUR BROTHER!”

“WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!”

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A HERO? NOTHIN’.”

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“HOW CAN THE SAME S*** HAPPEN TO THE SAME GUY TWICE?”

“COME OUT TO THE COAST, WE’LL GET TOGETHER, HAVE A FEW LAUGHS…”

“YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHERF*****.”

Businessman:
You don’t like flying, do you?

John McClane:
What gives you that idea?

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Businessman:
You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you’re going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.

John McClane:
Fists with your toes?

Businessman:
I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me, I’ve been doing it for nine years. Yessir, better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee.

John McClane:
OK.

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John McClane:
It’s okay. I’m a cop. Trust me, I’ve been doing this for eleven years.

Harry Ellis:
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

Theo:
Oh my God, the quarterback is toast.

John McClane:
You throw quite a party. I didn’t realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

Joseph Takagi:
Hey, we’re flexible. Pearl Harbor didn’t work out so we got you with tape decks.

Joseph Takagi:
You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?

Hans Gruber:
Who said we were terrorists?

John McClane:
C’mon baby, come ta’ papa, I’ll kiss ya’ f***in’ dalmatian.

John McClane:
A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

Supervisor:
Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only…

John McClane:
No f***ing shit, lady. Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?

Hans Gruber:
“Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”

Hans Gruber:
I thought I told all of you, I want radio silence until further…

John McClane:
Ooooh, I’m very sorry Hans. I didn’t get that message. Maybe you should’ve put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I’ve waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call.

Hans Gruber:
Eh, that’s… very kind of you, considering you are a mysterious party crasher. You are most troublesome, for a security guard.

John McClane:
Bzzzt. Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?

John McClane:
Whoa, these are very bad for you.

Hans Gruber:
Who are you then?

John McClane:
Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

Hans Gruber:
Mister Mystery Guest? Are you still there?

John McClane:
Yeah, I’m still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.

Hans Gruber:
Uh, no I’m afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he’s John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?

John McClane:
Was always kinda’ partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.

Hans Gruber:
Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?

John McClane:
Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er.

Hans Gruber:
“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.” The benefits of a classical education.

Dwayne T. Robinson:
We don’t know shit, Powell. If there’s hostages in there, how come no one’s come to us with ransom demands? If there’s terrorists in there, where’s their list of demands? All we know is that whoever shot your car up is probably the same silly sonofabitch you’ve been talking to on that radio.

Sergeant Al Powell:
Excuse me sir. But what about the body that fell out the window?

Dwayne T. Robinson:
Well who knows? Maybe some stockbroker, got depressed.

Sergeant Al Powell:
In fact, I think he’s a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he’s definitely a badge.

Dwayne T. Robinson:
How do you know that?

Sergeant Al Powell:
A hunch, things he said. Like being able to spot a phony ID.

Dwayne T. Robinson:
Jesus Christ, Powell, he could be a f***ing bartender for all we know.

Hans Gruber:
I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life.

John McClane:
Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.

FBI Agent Johnson:
I’m Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

Hans Gruber:
This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.

John McClane:
That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

FBI Agent Johnson:
Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.

FBI Special Agent Johnson:
I can live with that.

Holly Gennero McClane:
After all your posturing, all your speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief.

Hans Gruber:
I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

Dwayne T. Robinson:
They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

“John McClane:
Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er.”

“John McClane:
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.”

“Holly Gennero McClane:
I have a request.”

“Hans Gruber:
What idiot put you in charge?”

“Holly Gennero McClane:
You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everyone’s looking to me. Personally, I’d pass on the job. I don’t enjoy being this close to you.”

“Hans Gruber:
You *can* unlock the vault, can’t you?”

“Theo:
You didn’t bring me along for my charming personality.”

“John McClane:
Welcome to the party pal.”

“Hans Gruber:
Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.”

“Dwayne T. Robinson:
God, I hope that’s not a hostage.”

“Ginny:
Woah. That guy looks *really* pissed.
Holly Gennero McClane:
He’s still alive.
Ginny:
What?”

“Holly Gennero McClane:
Only John can drive somebody that crazy.”

“Big Johnson:
Just like f***in’ Saigon ain’t it, Slick?”

“Little Johnson:
I was in junior high, dickhead.”

“Hans Gruber:
I am going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.”

“John McClane:
Is the building on fire?”

“Sergeant Al Powell:
No, but it’s gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen doors.”

“John McClane:
Merry Christmas, Argyle.”

“Argyle:
Merry Christmas.”

“Argyle:
Man, if this is their idea of Christmas, I *gotta* be here for New Year’s.”

“John McClane:
So this is what it’s about, Hans? A f***ing robbery?”

“Hans Gruber:
Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you, unless they think you’re already dead.”

“John McClane:
You would have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.”

“Hans Gruber:
What was it you said to me earlier? “Yippie-kay-ya, motherf***er.””

“John McClane:”
Just like I heard your brother squeal. When I broke his f***ing neck.”

Harry Ellis:
Hey, sprechen ze talk?

“Takagi:
You’ll just have to kill me.”

“Hans Gruber:
Okay.”

“Dwayne T. Robinson:
I got a hundred people down here and they’re all covered in glass.”

“John McClane:
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the f*** is this?”

“Dwayne T. Robinson:
This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.”

“John McClane:
Oh you’re in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn’t look like you’re in charge of jack shit.”

“Dwayne T. Robinson:
You listen to me you little asshole.”

“John McClane:
Asshole? I’m not the one who just got butt-f***ed on national TV, *Dwayne*.”

“Argyle:
So, why didn’t you come with her man? What’s up?”

“John McClane:
‘Cause I’m a New York cop. I got a six-month backlog on New York scumbags I’m still trying to put behind bars. I can’t just pick up and go that easy.”

“John McClane:
I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, god. Please don’t let me die.”

“Hans Gruber:
You an American?”

“John McClane:
Only if New Jersey counts.

Hans:
Put down the gun, and give me my detonators.”

“John McClane:
Well, well, well… Hans.

Hans:
Put it down now.”

“John McClane:
That was pretty tricky with that accent. You oughta be on f***ing TV with that accent. But what do you want with the detonators, Hans? I already used all the explosives. Or did I?”

“Hans:
I’m going to count to three…”

“John McClane:
Yeah, like you did with Takagi?”

“John McClane:
Ooops, no bullets. What do you think, I’m f***ing stupid, Hans?

Hans:
You were saying?”

“Hans:
Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men’s fashion and industrialization all day but I’m afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions…”

“Sergeant Al Powell:
The man is hurting! He’s alone, he’s tired, he hasn’t seen half of what we’ve seen down here… and you’re going to stand there and tell me that he’s going to give a damn about what you do to him, IF he makes it out of there alive? Why don’t you wake up and smell what you shovel in?”

“Hans:
Touching, Cowboy. Touching. Or should I call you Mr McClane? Mr Officer John McClane of the New York Police Department?”

“John McClane:
Sister Teresa called me Mr McClane in the Third Grade. My friends call me John… and you’re neither shithead”

“John McClane:
Drop it, dickhead. It’s the police.”

“Tony:
You’re not going to hurt me.”

John McClane:
Oh, yeah? Why not?

“Tony:
Because you’re a policeman. There are rules for policemen.”

“John McClane:
Yeah. That’s what my captain keeps telling me.”

“John McClane:
Genario Motherf***er”

“Hans:
The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec… In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement…”

“Karl:
Asian Dawn Movement?”

“Hans:
I read about them in Time magazine”

“Gail Wallens:
Author of “Hostage Terrorist, Terrorist Hostage: A study in duality.” Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?”

“Dr. Hasseldorf:
Well, Gail, by this time the hostages will be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.”

“Harvey Johnson:
As in Helsinki, Sweden.”

“Dr. Hasseldorf:
Finland.”

“Sergeant Al Powell:
I shot a kid.”

“Clay, Bill Clay”

‘Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherf***er’

‘Welcome To The Party Pal’

“No F**king S**t Lady, Does It Sound Like I Am Ordering A Pizza?”

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas, And All Through The House, Not A Creature Was Stirring, Except The Four A**holes Coming In The Rear In A Standard Two-By-Two Cover Formation.’

“But, all things being equal, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.”

“Yippee-ki-yay.”

“Yeah. I got invited to a Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?”

“I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don’t let me die.”

“Just a fly in the ointman, Hans. The monkey in the wrench.”

“Welcome to the party, pal.”

“JUST ONCE, I’D LIKE A REGULAR, NORMAL CHRISTMAS!”

“Christmas tree, a little turkey. But no! I gotta crawl around in this motherf*****’ tin can!”

“THE S*** WE DO FOR OUR KIDS.”

“You throw quite a party. I didn’t realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.”

 

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