100+ Iron Man 2 Quotes About Billionaire Inventor Tony Stark

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Iron Man 2 is a 2010 hero film, in view of the Marvel Comics superhuman of a similar name. Iron Man 2 is a spin-off of Iron Man, the third portion in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the third portion of Phase One. Iron Man 2 Iron Man 2was discharged on April 28, 2010, globally and on May 7, 2010, in the United States. Iron Man 2 was coordinated by Jon Favreau and stars Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark aka Iron Man, Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts, Don Cheadle, who replaces Terrence Howard, as James Rhodes aka War Machine, Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow, Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko aka Whiplash, and Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury. The story of Iron Man 2 with the world now mindful that he is Iron Man, very rich person innovator Tony Stark faces weight from all sides to impart his innovation to the military. He is hesitant to uncover the insider facts of his reinforced suit, dreading the data will fall into the wrong hands. With Pepper Potts and “Rhodey” Rhodes close by, Tony must produce new partnerships and go up against an incredible new adversary.

In Russia, the national media is broadcasting the news gathering in which Tony Stark uncovered his way of life as Iron Man to the world. During this, a debilitated Anton Vanko bites the dust in the arms of his child, Ivan Vanko, revealing to him that the main thing he has left to leave him is his insight, which ends up being diagrams for the Arc Reactor. He likewise tells his child that he has each privilege to the achievement that Tony Stark and his family has picked up, which spurs Ivan to look for retribution on Stark. A half year later, Stark keeps on utilizing the Iron Man suit to ensure individuals and his acclaim has expanded. He revives the Stark Expo to satisfy his dad’s fantasy of underwriting designers and creations that will one day advantage the world. As Stark leaves the stage, he sees that his blood poisonous quality is rising, joined by discernible, harmed veins around his chest, growing outward. He stays discreet from everybody. In the wake of being brought to go to a Senate Armed Forces Committee hearing on the presence and risk of the Iron Man protective layer, and comparable suits being created in striking back, Senator Stern requests that he hands his defensive layer innovation over for military application.

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“Let’s take it outside…!”

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“You have a bug gun, that doesn’t mean you are the big gun!”

Iron Man 2 best quotes“I’m only gonna say this once, get out.

Robert Downey Jr. stars as billionaire industrialist Tony Stark aka Iron Man

“Yes, for the moment, I’m not dying. Thank you.”

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“when I’m not fending off a Hammeroid attack.”

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“Tony Stark: I already told you, I don’t wanna join your Super Secret Boy Band
Nick Fury: (laughs) Nah I remember you go it alone. How’s that working out by the way?
Nick Fury: Nah I remember you go it alone. How’s that working out by the way?
Tony Stark: It’s you know it’s, I’m sorry I don’t wanna get off on the wrong foot here, do I look at your eye or the patch? I’m still hungover, I can’t even tell if you’re real or not
Tony Stark: It’s you know it’s, I’m sorry I don’t wanna get off on the wrong foot here, do I look at your eye or the patch? I’m still hungover, I can’t even tell if you’re real or not.”

“Tony Stark: (Looks up information about Natalie Rushman)
Pepper Potts: So now your Googling her?
Tony Stark: I thought I was oogling her.”

“Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: Hey, I want my bird.
Justin Hammer: Uh, a bird? You want a bird?
Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I want my bird.
Justin Hammer: I can get you a bird, I can get you ten birds.
Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I want MY bird!
Justin Hammer: Well, nothing’s impossible. Are we talkin–is this a bird, uh, back in Russia?”

“Tony Stark: ‘Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior’. In my defense, that was last week. ‘Prone to self-destructive tendencies’ I was dying, please, and, aren’t we all? ‘Textbook narcissism’?…Agreed.”

“Tony Stark: What do you want from me?
Nick Fury: What do we want from you? No, what do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with! Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe! I have bigger than you in the southeast region to deal with!”

“Natalie Rushman/Black Widow: Well done with the new chest piece. I’m reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.
Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I’m not dying. Thank you.
Pepper Potts: What do you mean you’re not dying?! Did you just say you’re dying?!
Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I’m not. Not anymore.
Pepper Potts: What’s going on?
Tony Stark: I was going to tell you, I didn’t want you to alarm you
Pepper Potts: You were going to tell me? You really were dying?
Tony Stark: You didn’t let me.
Pepper Potts: Why didn’t you tell me that?
Tony Stark: I was going to make you an omelet and tell you.
Natalie Rushman/Black Widow: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight’s coming to you.
Tony Stark: Great. Pepper?
Pepper Potts: Are you okay now?
Tony Stark: I’m fine. Don’t be mad, I will formally apologize…
Pepper Potts: I am mad!
Tony Stark: When I’m not fending off a Hammeroid attack-
Pepper Potts: Fine
Tony Stark: We could’ve been in Venice.
Pepper Potts: Oh please!”

“Happy Hogan: Anything else, boss?
Tony Stark: I’m good, Hap.
Pepper Potts: No, I’ll be just… another minute.
Tony Stark: I lost both the kids in the divorce!”

“Howard Stark: Tony, you’re too young to understand this right now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. I built this for you. And some day you’ll realize that it represents a whole lot more than people’s inventions, it represents my life’s work. This is the key to the future. I’m limited by the technology of my time, but one day you’ll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is, and always will be, my greatest creation… is ‘you'”

“Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.”

“Tony Stark: I want one.
Pepper Potts: No…”

“Tony Stark: Yeah i’d say most countries 5-10 years away….Hammer Industries 20.
Justin Hammer: I’d like to point out that that test pilot survived.”

“Tony Stark: “Let’s take it outside…!”

“Nick Fury: Sir! I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.”

“Senator Stern: Funny, how annoying a little prick can be.”

“Nick Fury: I’m the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.”

“Tony Stark: I want on…e
Pepper Potts: No..”

“Tony Stark: you have a bug gun, that doesn’t mean you are the big gun!
Tony Stark: “You have a bug gun, that doesn’t mean you are the big gun!”

“Tony Stark: SHE modeled in Tokyo. Did YOU model in Tokyo?”

“Tony Stark: Tony Stark/Iron Man: I want one. Pepper Potts: No.
Tony Stark: I want one.
Pepper Potts: No.”

“Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crotch. We’re about to get wet on this ride.”

“Pepper Potts: I don’t know what to think!
Tony Stark: Don’t think, drink.”

“Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in him, there will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.
Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: [laughs] If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in him, there will. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.”

“Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I vant my bird.
Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I want *my* bird.”

“Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.”

“Tony Stark: Sorry pal, but Iron Man doesn’t have a sidekick.
Lt. Col. James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes: Sidekick *this*!
Lt. Col. James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes: Sidekick this!”

“Justin Hammer: I wanna make Iron Man look like an antique.”

“Lt. Col. James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes: This lone gunslinger act is unnecessary… you don’t have to do this alone!”

Tony Stark / Iron Man:-

“[Having just inserted the reworked arc reactor into his chest cavity] Tastes like coconut! [grimaces] And metal.”

“You wanna be a War Machine? Take your shot!”

“[After discovering what his father left for him] Been dead for twenty years, he’s still takin’ me to school.”

“[As Justin Hammer enters the Senate hearing] Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual
expert will also be in attendance.”

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“[Reading Natalie/Natasha’s report on him] “Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.” In my own defense, that was a week ago. “Prone to self-destructive
tendencies.” I was dying. I mean, please, aren’t we all? “Textbook narcissism?” [Looks at Fury askew, who returns the look] Agreed.”

Pepper Potts:

“Right. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.”

Lt. Col. James “Rhodey” Rhodes / War Machine:-

“You look like two seals fighting over a grape. …Get a roof. [To Tony and Pepper]”

“It’s me, and I’m here, so get over it and move on.”

Natalie Rushman / Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:-

“Fallaces sunt rerum species. …Means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.”

“Latin, “The appearances of things can be deceptive”

Ivan Vanko / Whiplash:-
“If you can make God bleed, the people will cease to believe in him.”

“Hey Tony, before you go? Palladium in chest…painful way to die.”

“I can make salute.”

“[Upon crashing Stark Expo] Good to be back.”

“[Dying words, to Tony and Rhodey] You lose.”

Nick Fury:-

“Sir? I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.”

“What do we want from you? What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center
of my universe. I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with.”

“Remember, Tony…I’ve got my eye on you.”

Howard Stark:-
“[A video message left for his son] Tony, you’re too young to understand this now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. [gestures to his model of Stark Expo] I built this for you. And someday, you’ll realize that it represents a whole lot more than people’s inventions. It represents my life’s work. This is the key to the future. I’m limited by the technology of my time, but one day you’ll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is, and will always be, my greatest creation…is you.”

“[Tony, nursing a hangover after his fight with Rhodey, is eating a donut in the giant donut on top of Randy’s Donuts]
Fury: Um…excuse me, sir. I’m going to have to ask you to exit the giant doughnut sign.
[In the donut shop]
Tony: I told you I don’t want to join your super secret boy band.
Fury: [Laughs] No no no, see? I remember, you do everything yourself. How’s that working out for ya?
Tony: It-It-It-It’s… I’m sorry, I don’t want to get off on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye? Honestly, I’m a bit hungover. I’m not sure if you’re real or…or if I’m having deliriu…
Fury: [Interrupts] I am very real. I’m the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.
Tony: Just my luck. Where’s the staff here? [looks around]
Fury: [Pulls down Tony’s collar to look at the marks on his neck] That’s not looking too good.
Tony: Been worse.
Natasha Romanoff: [Walks up to the table] We’ve secured the perimeter. But I don’t think we should hold it for too much longer.
Tony: [Realizing Natasha’s true identity] Huh…you’re…fired.”
Natasha: That’s not up to you.

“Tony: Oh, it’s good to be back. You missed me? I missed you too.
Random Guy In Crowd: Blow somethin’ up!
Tony: Blow somethin’ up? I already did that. I’m not saying that the world is enjoying its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years because of me. I’m not saying…that from the ashes of captivity…never has a greater Phoenix metaphor been personified in human history. I’m not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sippin’ on an iced tea, because I haven’t come across anyone who’s man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day. Please…It’s not about me. It’s not about…you. It’s not even about us, it’s about legacy. It’s about what we choose to leave behind for future generations and that’s why, for the next year and for the first time since 1974, the best and brightest men and women of nations and corporations the world over will pool their resources, share their collective vision to leave behind a brighter future. It’s not about us! Therefore what I am saying, if I’m saying anything, is welcome back to the Stark Expo! And now, making a special guest appearance from the great beyond, to tell you what it’s all about. Please welcome my father, Howard. [walks off stage and a film plays on the back screen]
Howard Stark: [In film] Everything is achievable through technology. Better living, robust health, and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. So from all of us here at Stark Industries, I would personally like to introduce you to the city…of the future. Technology holds infinite possibilities for mankind and will one day rid society of all its ills. Soon, technology will effect the way you live your life everyday. No more tedious work. Leaving more time for leisure activities and enjoying the sweet life. The Stark Expo…welcome.”

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“[During the Senate hearing on the Iron Man suit]
Senator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.
Tony: Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude, or prostitution, depending on what state you’re in. [laughter from the gallery] You can’t have it.
Stern: Look, I’m no expert–
Tony: In prostitution? Of course not, you’re a senator. Come on! [more laughter from the gallery as Tony turns to Pepper, who isn’t laughing]”

“[After the battle in Monaco, Tony visits his assailant in jail]
Ivan Vanko: You come from a family of thieves and butchers. And like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history. To forget all the lives that the Stark family has destroyed.
Tony: Speaking of thieves, where’d you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.
Vanko: My father, Anton Vanko.
Tony: Never heard of him.
Vanko: My father is the reason you’re still alive.
Tony: No. The reason I’m alive is because you made a shot and you missed.
[Vanko laughs]
Vanko: If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water. The sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.
Tony: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that’s right, a prison cell. I’ll send you a bar of soap. [walks off]”

“Tony: Can I ask you something personal? If this was the last birthday party you were going to have, what would you do?
Natalie Rushman: I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whomever I wanted to do it with.”

“[At Tony’s birthday party]
Tony: Goldstein?
Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein: Yes, Mr. Stark?
Tony: Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy’s ass to.
[The DJ obliges and starts Daft Punk’s “Robot Rock” as Tony and Rhodey duke it out]”

“[Tony and Rhodey brawl after the party]
Tony: Sorry pal, but Iron Man doesn’t have a sidekick.
James Rhodes: Sidekick THIS! [whacks Tony with a barbell]”

“Natasha: We’ve disabled all communications. No contact with the outside world. Good luck.
Tony: Please… [shakes head] First thing I need a little body work. I’ll put in a little time at the lab. If we could send one of your goon squad down to the Coffee Bean for a Starbucks run or something like that, that would be nice.
Agent Phil Coulson: I’m not here for that. I’ve been authorized by Director Fury to use any means necessary to keep you on premises. If you attempt to leave, or play any games, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet. okay?
Tony: I think I got it. Yeah.
Coulson: Enjoy your evening’s entertainment.”

“Natasha: I need your impression.
Tony: Well, you have a quiet reserve about you…
Natasha: I meant your fingerprint.”

“Fury: You’ve been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you’re giving away all your stuff, you let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I knew better—
Tony: You don’t know better. I didn’t give it to him. He took it.
Fury: Whoa-whoa-whoa, he took it? You’re Iron Man, and he just took it? Little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? [turns to Natasha] Is that possible?
Natasha: Well, according to Mr. Stark’s database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized access…
Tony: What do you want from me?
Fury: What do we want from you? Uh uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems in the southwest region to deal with. Hit him.
[Natasha sticks a syringe into Tony’s neck and injects him with something]
Tony: Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?
Fury: What did we just do for you. That’s lithium dioxide. Gonna take the edge off. We’re trying to get you back to work.
Tony: Gimme a couple boxes of that, I’ll be right as rain.
Natasha: It’s not a cure. Just abates the symptoms.
Fury: Doesn’t look like it’s gonna be an easy fix.”

“Justin Hammer: [Walking into hangar to weaponize the War Machine armor] Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Is it my birthday? What did you do? What did you do? Is this what I think it is?
Rhodey: Yes, it is. Hammer, I want to know what you’re gonna do for us.
Hammer: What am I going to do for you? Well the first thing I’m gonna do for you is I’m gonna upgrade your software. And then, second, I think I should –
Rhodey: Hammy, that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about firepower.
Hammer: [As he chomps on a lollipop] Well, you’re talking to the right guy. [demonstrating various weapons for the armor to Rhodey and Major Allen] Claridge Hi-Tec, semi-automatic, nine-millimeter pistol.
[Rhodey and Allen are dead silent]
Hammer: Too downtown? I agree. [lays pistol on table and picks up shotgun] M24 shotgun, pump action. Five-round magazine. You know what? You’re not a hunter. What am I talking about? I’m getting rid of it. [lays shotgun on table and picks up rife] This is the FN-2000 from Belgium. They do make something better than waffles. It’s beautiful, but I can tell this isn’t disco enough for you, so I’m gonna put it right here. [lays rifle on table and picks up grenade launcher] You’re looking at a Milkor 40-millimeter grenade launcher. Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control. You’re tough. [lays grenade launcher on table] Let me tell you something. Size does matter. Don’t let anyone tell you different. [picks up minigun] This is an M134 7.62 Minigun. Six individual barrels. The torso taker, powder maker. Our boys in uniform call it Uncle Gazpacho, or Puff the Magic Dragon.
[Grins at Rhodey and Allen, who remain totally silent]
Hammer: Okay. [carrying a small box] These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. [picking up a small missile out of the box] This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It’s capable of busting a bunker, under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it’d write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff’s Third. My Pietà. It’s completely elegant, it’s bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it “The Ex-Wife.” [Rhodey holds his chin as if in thought] This is the best I’ve got. [Puts missile back in box] Are we gonna do this? Give me something here. You’re like a sphinx. I can’t read you.
Rhodey: I think I’ll take it.
Hammer: Which one?
Rhodey: All of it.
Hammer: [Mildly in shock] All of it.”

“[Vanko shows Hammer how easily he can hack into HammerTech’s computer system]
Justin Hammer: Good stuff.
Vanko: ???? ???? – ?????. [Russian; pronounced “tuh-voy soft, guhv-no”]
Hammer: [Confused] Sorry?
Vanko: Software shit.”

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“Hammer: [After walking into the room where Vanko is working] Hey, there he is! It’s the bird man. Now you like the bird. Is that right? Is that your bird? I’m confused. You said it wasn’t, but now it looks like you’re best of pals. You love that bird, don’t you? You know what? [to the guards] Take the bird. [one guard takes the bird away from Vanko]
Vanko: Hey! [the guard puts the bird into a bag]
Hammer: [To the guards again] Take his pillows, too. Both of them. [the other guard take Vanko’s pillows away from him] And his shoes. Take his shoes. [both guards take Vanko’s shoes]. I took your stuff. How does that make you feel? You feel bad? Good. [angry] ‘CAUSE THAT’S HOW I FEEL!!! We had a contract! I saved your life, and you give me suits! That was our deal. And you did not deliver. I don’t know if you’re a genius or a fraud. I don’t know what you are. [calm] Something really, really great fell into my lap. And if it hadn’t, I’d be at your mercy tonight. Now I have a piece of Stark tech that I pimped out myself. And now your overpriced paperweights are gonna look like a backdrop to my demonstration. Do you dig what I’m getting at here?
Vanko: [In Russian]: You talk a bit too much (“??????? ????? ????????”);
Hammer: [Sarcastically laughs] I don’t know if you know this, [angry again] BUT I DON’T SPEAK RUSSIAN!!! [calm again] I’m gonna leave now. I’m gonna go to the Expo. Maybe I’ll even get laid. [refering to the guards] You see these guys? They’re your babysitters. They are not to be trifled with. When I get back, we’re gonna renegotiate the terms of our agreement. And you’re gonna make good on our arrangement because if you don’t, you’re gonna be exactly what you were when I found you: a dead man. You got that? [pointing to the TV] Maybe you can watch me on TV. [leaves; Vanko starts looking to the guards, and smiles]”

“[Coulson discovers the replica of Captain America’s shield in Tony’s lab]
Coulson: Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is?
Tony: That…is exactly what I need.
[He grabs the shield and uses it as a shim to level his makeshift particle accelerator]
Tony: See? Perfectly level.”

“Natasha: Reboot complete. You got your best friend back.
Tony: Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.
Natasha: Well done with the new chest piece. I’m reading significantly higher output, and your vitals all look promising.
Tony: Yes, for the moment, I’m not dying. Thank you.
Pepper: [Overhearing this on the other line] What do you mean, you’re not dying? Did you just say you were dying?
Tony: That you? Uh, no, I’m not. Not anymore.
Pepper: What’s–what’s going on?
Tony: I was going to tell you. I didn’t want to alarm you.
Pepper: [Interrupting] You were gonna tell me? You really were dying?
Tony: You didn’t let me.
Pepper: Why didn’t you tell me that?
Tony: I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you!
Natasha: Hey, hey, save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight’s coming to you.
Tony: Great. Pepper?
Pepper: Are you okay now?
Tony: I am fine. Don’t be mad. I will formally apologize–
Pepper: I am mad.
Tony: –when I’m not fending off a Hammeroid attack.
Pepper: Fine.
Tony: We could have been in Venice.
Pepper: Oh, please!
[Stern receives Tony at a medal ceremony]
Stern: Mr. Stark, thank you for such an exceptionally distinguished performance. You deserve this. [Purposely pokes Tony while pinning the medal on his jacket]
Tony: Ow!
Stern: Oh, sorry. Funny…how annoying a little prick can be, isn’t it?”

“[Post-credits scene: Coulson drives out to a crater in the New Mexico desert]
Coulson: [On the phone] Sir? We found it.
[The camera zooms back from Coulson on the rim to the object at the crater’s center–a hammer]”

“[Tony Stark, with a hangover, is eating a donut in the giant donut on top of the building]”

“Nick Fury:
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to exit the donut!”
[In the Donut shop]
Tony:
I told you I don’t want to join your super secret boy band.”

“Fury:
[laughs] No no no, see? I remember, you do everything yourself. How’s that working out for ya?”

“Tony:
It-It-It-It’s… I’m sorry, I don’t want to get off on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye? Honestly, I’m a bit hungover. I’m not sure if you’re real or… or if I’m having deliriu….”

“Fury:
[interrupts] I am very real. I’m the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.”
Tony:
Just my luck. Where’s the staff here? [looks around]”
Fury:
[pulls down Tony’s collar to look at the marks on his neck] That’s not looking too good.”

“Tony:
Been worse.”

“Agent Natasha Romanov:
[walks up to the table] We’ve secured the perimeter. But I don’t think we should hold it for too much longer.”

“Tony:
[learning for the first time Natasha’s true identity] Huh… you’re… fired.”
Natasha:
That’s not up to you.”

“Natasha:
We’ve disabled all communications. No contact with the outside world. Good luck.”

“Tony:
Please… [shakes head] First thing I need a little body work. I’ll put in a little time at the lab. If we could send one of your goon squad down to the coffee bean for a Starbucks run or something like that, that would be nice.”
Agent Coulson:
I’m not here for that. I’ve been authorized by Director Fury to use any means necessary to keep you on premises. If you attempt to leave, or play any games I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet. okay?”
“Tony:
I think I got it. Yeah.”

“Coulson:
Enjoy your evening’s entertainment.”

“Justin Hammer:
[walking into hangar to weaponize the War Machine armor] Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Is it my birthday? What did you do? What did you do? Is this what I think it is?”

“Colonel James “Rhodey” Rhodes:
Yes, it is. Hammer, I want to know what you’re gonna do for us.”

“Hammer:
What am I going to do for you? Well the first thing I’m gonna do for you is I’m gonna upgrade your software. And then, second, I think I should…”

“Rhodey:
[interrupts] Hammy, that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about firepower.”

“Hammer:
[as he chomps on a lollipop] Well, you’re talking to the right guy. [demonstrating various weapons for the armor to Colonel Rhodes and Major Allen] Claridge Hi-Tec, semi-automatic, 9-millimeter pistol. [Rhodes and Allen are silent] Too downtown? I agree. [lays pistol on table and picks up shotgun] M24 shotgun, pump action. Five-round magazine. You know what? You’re not a hunter. What am I talking about? I’m getting rid of it. [lays shotgun on table and picks up rife] This is the FN-2000 from Belgium. They do make something better than waffles. It’s beautiful, but I can tell this isn’t disco enough for you, so I’m gonna put it right here. [lays rifle on table and picks up grenade launcher] You’re looking at a Milkor 40-millimeter grenade launcher. Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control. You’re tough. [lays grenade launcher on table] Let me tell you something. Size does matter. Don’t let anyone tell you different. [picks up minigun] This is an M134 7.62 Minigun. Six individual barrels. The torso taker, powder maker. Our boys in uniform call it Uncle Gazpacho, or Puff the Magic Dragon. [grins at Rhodes and Allen, who remain totally silent] Okay. [carrying a small box] These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. [picking up a small missile out of the box] This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It’s capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it’d write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff’s Third. My Pietà . It’s completely elegant, it’s bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it “The Ex-Wife.” [Rhodes holds his chin as if in thought] This is the best I’ve got. [puts missile back in box] Are we gonna do this? Give me something here. You’re like a sphinx. I can’t read you.”

“Rhodey:
I think I’ll take it.”

“Hammer:
Which one?”

“Rhodey:
All of it.”

“Hammer:
[mildly in shock] All of it.”

“Justin Hammer:
[after walking into the room where Ivan Vanko is working] Hey, there he is! It’s the bird man. Now you like the bird. Is that right? Is that your bird? I’m confused. You said it wasn’t, but now it looks like you’re best of pals. You love that bird, don’t you? You know what? [To the guards] Take the bird. [One guard takes the bird away from Ivan]”

“Ivan Vanko:
Hey! [The guard puts the bird into a bag]”

“Justin Hammer:
[To the guards again] Take his pillows, too. Both of them. [The other guard take Ivan’s pillows away from him] And his shoes. Take his shoes. [Both guards take Ivan’s shoes]. I took your stuff. How does that make you feel? Do you feel bad? Good. [hysterical] ‘Cause THAT’S HOW I FEEL!!! We had a contract! I saved your life, and you give me suits! That was our deal. And you did not deliver. I don’t know if you’re a genius or a fraud. I don’t know what you are. [a little more calmed] Something really, really great fell into my lap. And if it hadn’t, I’d be at your mercy tonight. Now I have a piece of Stark tech that I pimped out myself. And now your overpriced paperweights are gonna look like a backdrop to my demonstration. Do you dig what I’m getting at here?”

“Ivan Vanko:
[mutters insults to Hammer in Russian]”

“Justin Hammer:
[laughing sarcastically] I don’t know if you know this, [hysterical again] BUT I DON’T SPEAK RUSSIAN!!! [calmed down again] I’m gonna leave now. I’m gonna go to the Expo. Maybe I’ll even get laid. [refering to the guards] You see these guys? They’re your babysitters. They are not to be trifled with. When I get back, we’re gonna renegotiate the terms of our agreement. And you’re gonna make good on our arrangement because if you don’t, you’re gonna be exactly what you were when I found you: a dead man. You got that? [pointing to the TV] Maybe you can watch me on TV. [He leaves. Vanko starts looking to the guards, and smiles]”

“Natasha:
Reboot complete. You got your best friend back.”

“Tony:
Thank you very much, Agent Romanov.”

“Natasha:
Well done with the new chest piece. I’m reading significantly higher output, and your vitals all look promising.”

“Pepper:
[overhearing this on the other line] What do you mean, you’re not dying? Did you just say you were dying?”

“Tony:
That you? Uh, no, I’m not. Not anymore.”

“Pepper:
What’s – what’s going on?”

“Tony:
I was going to tell you. I didn’t want to alarm you.”

“Pepper:
[interrupting] You were gonna tell me? You really were dying?”

“Tony:
You didn’t let me.”

“Pepper:
Why didn’t you tell me that?”

“Tony:
I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you!”

“Natasha:
Hey, hey, save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight’s coming to you.”

“Tony:
Great. Pepper?”

“Pepper:
Are you okay now?”

“Tony:
I am fine. Don’t be mad. I will formally apologize -”

“Pepper:
I am mad.”

“Pepper:
Fine.”

“Tony:
We could have been in Venice.”

“Pepper:
Oh, please!”

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