100+ Happy Gilmore Quotes that will help us Overcome Failures

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Happy Gilmore Quotes that will help us overcome failures. There are so many Happy Gilmore quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Happy Gilmore quotes exists just do that.

Happy Gilmore is an American film belonging to sports comedy. The film was released on 16 February 1996. The film was directed by Dennis Dugan. Under the production of Robert Simonds, the film was within a budget of twelve million dollars. The title character was played by Adam Sandler, who is an ice hockey player. Gilmore later develops an interest in golf. The screenplay for the film was done by Sandler and Tim Herlihy. This marks the first film collaboration between Dugan and Sandler. The film was released by Universal Pictures. The film has also won the Best fight Award in MTV Movie Awards.

The protagonist is a hockey player. Despite his obsession with hockey, he fails in many games continuously. His girlfriend also leaves him as a result of this. His grandmother owes the bank a huge amount as she hasn’t paid her taxes for years. As a result, her house will be repossessed. When they try to repossess the movers challenge Gilmore for a drive, and he gets a forty dollar from it. Later on, he starts to hustle drivers at the golf club. There he meets the former golf player Chubs Peterson who lost his hand in an alligator attack. With Chubbs convincing Gilmore, he gets ready for a tournament. He wins the tournament and later by his cheerful way of welcoming the fans he becomes a good and fan favourite player.

Due to his unorthodox style of stroking the tour commissioner, Doug Thompson tries to expel him. But his action will be in vain. Gilmore later works hard to improve his performance. In the meantime, he gets a suspension along with a fine. When Gilmore reached grandma’s house, a shooter offers him money in exchange of which he should quit golf. But instead of that, they make a deal. If in the next tournament Gilmore win shooter would bring him his house back and if he loses he’ll quit the game. Later after rowing through certain hurdles, Gilmore finally wins. The film was a great success and received positive reviews. It received a rating of about 61% by the Rotten Tomatoes.

We have dug up these Happy Gilmore quotes from the depths of the internet and brought together best of these sayings in a single article. This post is probably the biggest database of Happy Gilmore Sayings in a single place. These famous Happy Gilmore quotes have the power to change your life by giving a novel outlook about the way you observe different aspects of your life. Hence, these popular Happy Gilmore quotes should be read with caution and proper understanding of the context. Here are tons of Happy Gilmore quotes that will open a treasure chest of Wisdom and experiences: –

“Now you’ve had enough, bitch.”

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“Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.”

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“Mister! Mister! Get me outta here!”

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“If I saw myself in clothes like that I’d have to kick my own ass.”

Happy Gilmore best quotes“You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!”

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“I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good-looking. I’m not attractive.”

“Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?”

“It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.”

“Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo.”

“What? Friends listen to ‘Endless Love’ in the dark.”

“Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME!”

“You suck, ya Jackass”

“You’re in my world now, grandma.”

“Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.”

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”

“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

“My fingers hurt” “Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled landscaping duty.”

“You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!”

“You’re gonna die, clown!”

“Psycho!”

“Mista, mista. Get me outta here.”

“I don’t want a piece of you, I want the whole thing!”

“Harness in the good energy, block out the bad.”

“Damned alligator bit my hand off.”

“Where were you on that one dipsh*t?”

“Are you too good for your home? Answer me!”

“Now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled landscaping duty.”

“Why don’t I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay. I just may. Whaddya say?”

“It’s all in the hips!”

“The price is wrong, b*tch.”

“Tap tap tap it in.”

“Chubbs: Golf’s no different from hockey. It requires talent and self discipline.
Happy: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass.
Chubbs: Hey, I’ll bet your neighbor the accountant can’t drive the ball 400 yards. I’ll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn’t have a shot to get on the Pro Tour!
Happy: And how would I do that?
Chubbs: You win the Open tomorrow, and you’re automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows, maybe you’ll win the Tour Championship. Get that gold jacket that I never got.
Happy: Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?”

“McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
McGavin: No.”

“[McGavin takes a shot]
Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?
McGavin: That’s not possible, sir.
Mr. Larson: I beg to differ, Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
McGavin: (turning round and seeing Mr. Larson) Well, moron, good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!!”

“Announcer: We haven’t seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last.
Barker: I can’t believe you’re a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Happy: You better relax, Bob.
Barker: There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf.
Happy: All right. Let’s go!
[he punches Barker in the face]
Happy: You like that, old man?! You want a piece of me?!
Barker: [shakes his head as he get up from the ground] I don’t want a piece of you. I want the whole THING!
[he repeatedly punches Happy vigorously until he hits the water]
Happy: [angrily emerges from the water] Now you’re gonna get it, Bobby!
[he and Barker continue fighting, and they roll down the hill, until Happy conks Barker in the head and gets back on his feet]
Man from behind: [cheers Happy on] Happy!
Happy: The Price is wrong, bitch!
[Barker suddenly chokes Happy and punches him 3 times]
Barker: I think you’ve had enough.
[Happy tries to get back up again]
Barker: No?
[he kicks Happy in the face once more]
Barker: Now you’ve had enough. [sets off, then turns back to Happy] Bitch.”

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“Happy: I’ll make you a bet. If you get this puck into that net, I’ll never bother you again. But if you miss, you have to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.
Virginia: Do you always carry a puck with you?
Happy: Yeah.
[Virginia shoots the puck and scores]
Happy: Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.
Virginia: Happy,… I didn’t see it go in.
[they kiss]”

“Mover: You hit that guy!
Happy: He shouldn’t have been standing there.”

“He doesn’t play golf… he destroys it.”

“Shooter: You’re in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter: … No!”

“Happy Gilmore: Green jacket, gold jacket who gives a crap?”

“Jeering Fan: You’re gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you’re never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL, ya JACKASS.”

“Happy Gilmore: uh oh happy learned how to putt
Happy Gilmore: Uh oh, Happy learned how to putt.”

“Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, bitch.”

“Mr. Larson: And you can count on me, waiting for you in the parking lot!”

“Potter: “Lot of pressure. You’ve gotta rise above it. You’ve got to harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness… energy… block… bad. Feel the flow, feel it. It’s circular. Its like a carousel– you pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. Circular… circle. With the music, the flow. All good things.”
Potter: Lot of pressure. You’ve gotta rise above it. You’ve got to harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness… energy… block… bad. Feel the flow, feel it. It’s circular. Its like a carousel– you pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. Circular… circle. With the music, the flow. All good things.”

“Happy Gilmore: Tap tap tap it in.”

“Chubbs: You were great out there today.
Happy Gilmore: Thank you.
Chubbs: But not that great. A lot of that was luck.
Happy Gilmore: Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. [thinking] well, luck, I guess. So what?”

“Shooter McGavin: You were great out there today. But not that great. A lot of that was luck.
Chubbs: You were great out there today. But not that great. A lot of that was luck.
Happy Gilmore: Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. [thinking] well, luck, I guess. So what?”

“Mr. Larson: Thats twice thus far shooter.”

“Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, bitch.”

“Happy Gilmore: thats my puck baby dont you ever touch my puck
Happy Gilmore: That’s my puck baby. Don’t you ever touch my puck!”

“Happy Gilmore: (Turns around) Psycho…
Happy Gilmore: [turns around] Psycho…”

“Happy Gilmore: I think I just killed that Mister Mister lady.”

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“Hal (Nursing Home Orderly): Grandma: Could I please trouble you for a warm glass of milk. It helps send me to sleep. Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.
Grandma: Could I please trouble you for a warm glass of milk. It helps send me to sleep.
Hal (Nursing Home Orderly): You can trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.”

“Happy Gilmore: Somebody’s Closer!!! (High-pitched voice)
Happy Gilmore: Somebody’s closer! [high-pitched voice]”

“Happy Gilmore: You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!”

“Happy Gilmore: you like to eat peices of shit for breakfast?
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

“Happy Gilmore: Your fingers hurt? Well now your backs gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone elses fingers hurt?
Hal (Nursing Home Orderly): Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt?”

“Chubbs: Damn alligator bit my hand off!
Chubbs: Damned alligator BIT my hand off! [Shows Happy his wooden hand]
Happy Gilmore: Oh my god!
Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!”

“Happy Gilmore: The price is *wrong*, bitch!
Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, bitch.”

“Happy Gilmore: your gonna die clown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Gilmore: You’re gonna die clown!”

“Happy Gilmore: Shooter McGavin: You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!
Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say! Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?”

“Happy Gilmore: Shooter McGavin: You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!
Shooter McGavin: You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [to the spectators] Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.”

“YOU CAN TROUBLE ME FOR A WARM GLASS OF SHUT-THE-HELL-UP.”

“YEAH, RIGHT, AND GRIZZLY ADAMS HAD A BEARD.”

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.”

“If I saw myself dressed like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.”

“You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.”

“Yeah, it is about time! I mean I just couldn’t get the ball in the hole! I wanted to but I just couldn’t do it!”

“The price is wrong, bitch.”

“You son of a bitch ball! Why don’t you just go home?! That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL”

“That son of a bitch. Give me my ball, give it here! Cough it up, you dirty bastard. I swear I’m gonna… give the ball, alligator. Hey, you’ve got one eye! Chubbs. You took his hand!”

“Remember that “Mista, Mista” lady? Well, I think I just killed her.”

“I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good-looking. I’m not very attractive.”

“I hate that clown. YEAH!! YOU’RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!!!”

“Happy learned how to putt, UH-OH!”

“SOMEBODY’S CLOSER!!”

“Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.”

“Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.”

“Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I’ve got to tell you, this guy spends more time on the sand than David Hasselhoff.”

“Happy Gilmore:
During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.”

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“Happy Gilmore:
Looks like a slight hill. Whaddya think?”

“Jack Beard:
And a slant to the left.”

“Happy Gilmore:
Nah, it looks that way cause you’ve only got one shoe on.”

“Grandma:
What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours?”

“Happy Gilmore:
Oh, She got hit by a car, she’s dead.”

“Happy Gilmore:
You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.”

“Happy Gilmore:
I’ll make you a bet. If you get this puck into that net, I’ll never bother you again. But if you miss, you have to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.”

“Virginia:
Do you always carry a puck with you?”

“Happy Gilmore:
Yeah.”

“Happy Gilmore:
Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.”

“Shooter McGavin:
Just stay out of my way or you’ll pay, listen to what I say.”

“Happy Gilmore:
Hey why don’t I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what’d ya say?”

“Shooter:
Stay out of my way or you’ll pay. Listen to what I say.”

“Chubbs:
Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.”

“Happy Gilmore:
Yeah? What happened?”

“Chubbs:
They wouldn’t let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.”

“Happy Gilmore:
Ah, I’m sorry. Because you’re black?”

“Chubbs:
Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!”

“Happy Gilmore:
OH MY GOD!”

“Chubbs:
Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard’s eyes out though. Look at that.”

“Happy Gilmore:
You’re pretty sick, Chubbs.”

“Chubbs:
They never let me play on the pro tour.”

“Happy Gilmore:
Oh I’m sorry Because your black?”

“Chubbs:
HELL no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!”

“Happy Gilmore:
OH MY GOD!”

“Grandma:
Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.”

“Nursing Home Orderly:
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, grandma.”

“Announcer:
Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational.”

“Happy Gilmore:
If I saw myself dressed like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.”

“Chubbs:
It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.”

“Happy Gilmore:
Get off of me.”

“Chubbs:
Just easing the tension, baby. Just easing the tension.”

“Happy Gilmore:
Yeah, well ease it on someone else.”

“Terry:
All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there’s a problem: you’re not any good.”

“Happy Gilmore:
I am good. You know what, you’re a lousy kindergarten teacher. I’ve seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.”

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