100+ Garth Algar Quotes From Wayne’s World That Will Make You Love His Works

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Garth Algar quotes that will make you love his works. There are so many Garth Algar quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Garth Algar quotes exists just do that.

Garth Algar is a character in Wayne’s World which is an American comedy movie, and this has been directed by Penelope Spheeris, and also produced by Lorne Michaels. Garth Algar has been written by Mike Myers, Bonnie and also, Terry Turner. The movie stars Myers in his feature movie debut as the character, Wayne Campbell and also Dana Carvey as the character, Garth Algar. They are a pair of rock fans, and they had broadcast a public-access TV show. The movie features Tia Carrere, Rob Lowe, Brian Doyle-Murray, Lara Flynn Boyle, Ed O’Neill, Chris Farley, Meat Loaf,  Ione Skye, and also, Alice Cooper.

Wayne’s World had been released in February. This had been a huge commercial success and had been the eighth-highest-grossing movie of that year.

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“Wayne, it’s never going to happen, live in the now!”

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“If she were a president, she’d be Baberaham Lincoln”

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“Hey, are you done yet? I’m getting tired of holding it.”

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“Excuse me, I’d like to get by now.”

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“Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying…”

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“It’s sucking my will to live!”

“Come in, your landing gear is down! (holding headset upside down)”

“Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.”

“In the edited for TV verison Garth states “Jamoca almond idiot” as the ice cream flavor.”

“Did you ever see that ‘Twilight Zone’ where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn’t die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?”

“Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.”

“That bass player’s a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.”

“(as policeman approaches) Yes; I definitely smell a pork product of some type.”

“Okay… First I’ll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I’ll ID the limo by the vanity plate “MR. BIGGG” and get his approximate position. Then I’ll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR-4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT-6, beam it back to SATCOM-3 transponder number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big’s limo. It’s almost too easy.”

“Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.”

“I’m having a good time… not.”

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“(reading from Benjamin’s planner) ‘Thursday — purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.’ Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is.”

“[to camera] I don’t really have anything to say- HEY What’s that? [Camera looks, turns back to Garth, who is walking away quickly]”

“We fear change.”

“Hey Phil, if you’re gonna spew…spew into this. (Unfolding and holding out a tiny Dixie paper cup to a sick-looking friend.)”

“Uh oh. Don’t look. Stacy.”

“Psycho hose beast.”

“Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.”

“[Wayne and Garth are lying on the hood of the mirth-mobile, staring at the starlit sky] ”

“Garth Algar : Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before… but I’ll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?”

“She’s a babe.”

“If she were a president, she would be Baberham Lincoln.”

“Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?”

“Neither did I. I was just asking.”

“Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you’re gonna hurl?”

“[wearing Reebok wardrobe] It’s like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that’s just really sad.”

“Here, take two of these!”

“OK… First I’ll access the secret military spy satellite that’s in a geosynchronous orbit over the Midwest. Then, I’ll ID the limo by the vanity plate “MR. BIGGG” and get his approximate position. Then, I’ll reposition the transmitter dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137, and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big’s limo… It’s almost too easy.”

“I just hoped you didn’t think it sucked.”

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“[reading Benjamin’s planner aloud] “Daily reminder, Thursday: Purchase feeble public access cable show and exploit it.” Gee, I feel sorry for whoever *that* is.”

“Thanks. I like to play.”

“Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.”

“That bass player’s a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.”

“Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because… A: Chicks think he’s handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents.”

“…till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!”

“She’s magically babelicious.”

“Hey Mr. Donut Man, who’s trying to kill ya? I don’t know but they better not!”

“We fear change.”

“Did you ever see that “Twilight Zone” where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn’t die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?”

“Uh, Wayne?”

“Do you ever get the feeling Benjamin’s just using us?”

“[getting a suck-cut] Aaaahh! Turn it off man, turn it off! It’s sucking my will to live! Oh, the humanity!”

“I love you, dreamwoman.”

“I’m having a good time… *not*!”

“We’re looking down on Wayne’s basement. Only that’s not Wayne’s basement. Isn’t that weird?”

“I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.”

“Hey Phil, if you’re gonna spew, spew into this.”

“Well, we’ll try harder, OK? Just give us a second chance. Just don’t go and cancel us without giving us a second chance.”

“That’s right. I walked right to that office – that’s what I did – and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his big fat head and I said “Listen, man. I’m not going to jail for *you* or for anybody.”

“Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them. They LOVE it.”

“[describing his feelings of the new set] It’s like a new pair of underwear: At first, it’s constrictive, but after awhile it becomes a part of you.”

“What if he honks in the car?”

“Fine then, go!”

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“Go then!”

“What are you gonna do with these guys?”

“That you’re mental.”

“Just get over it and go out with somebody else.”

“[playing street hockey with Wayne and blocking a goal] Gretzky denied!”

“[to camera] Hey, why is this guy being so nice to us?”

“Oh, I like to have dinner every night.”

“How can you sleep like that?”

“Well, um, when I was 17, my little sister tried to borrow my Def Leppard record. I said, “No way!”.”

“Wayne, we don’t wanna end the movie this way, do we?”

“Heather be thy name.”

“Wow, what a shitty circus.”

“Usually at this time on Aurora cable, you’re watching “Plant World”.”

“Although they didn’t want to change at first.”

“Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there something wrong with that… weird… eye?”

“I’d like to think I have an eye for details.”

“OK. Can I still be Garth?”

“Look, if Wayne says we’re not, we’re not, okay?”

“Nice to meet you, Miss Horny.”

“Ok, we’ve had some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice. Do not bite any off or chew it. It could cause a dental emergency…”

“You were at Woodstock?”

“Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?”

“Where? I’m low on gas and you need a jacket.”

“What do these guys do?”

“Mikitas. Aren’t you coming?”

“Way better.”

“A *sphincter* says *what?*”

“Wow. Look at this scrapbook.”

“That’s you with Led Zeppelin.”

“[nervously;adressing crowd] … We-Welcome to A-Aurora…”

“…not just a town, but a st-state of mind.”

“God, Handsome Dan is so cool. He must get a million chicks. I bet he’s totally studly and buffed.”

“So, did Jim Morrison give you Del Preston’s exact address?”

“Uh, Wayne, you know, I don’t think you should mention that Jim Morrison thing anymore. It’s just that people have started to talk, you know. They’re saying things like, “Hey, there goes Garth and his friend Wayne… the psychopath.”

“Where? I’m low on gas and you need a jacket.”

“Okay. Can I still be Garth?”

“[Honey pulls Garth towards her and kisses him. Garth is floating in the air. Honey lets go of Garth and Garth drops and hits the floor hard. Honey picks up Garth and carries him in her arms and carries him into the bedroom to have sex] Can I have some cocoa later?”

“[the morning after Honey seduces Garth. Garth comes out of the bathroom holding a smoking pipe. He speaks with a posh British accent] Good morning, Darling! I trust you slept well? I hope I wasn’t too much of an animal?”

“You know I will.”

“Party on!”

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