100+ Friday Quotes From The Story Of A Stoner Comedy

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These Friday quotes are from the story of a stoner comedy. There are so many Friday quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Friday quotes exists just do that.

Friday is a 1995 American stoner parody movie coordinated by F. Gary Gray in his directorial debut. It stars Ice Cube, who additionally co-composed Friday, and Chris Tucker. It is the primary portion in Friday establishment. Friday accounts around 16 hours in the lives of jobless companions Craig Jones played by Ice Cube and Smokey played by Chris Tucker, who must pay a nearby street weed dealer $200 by 10:00 p.m. While building up Friday Friday, Ice Cube and co-essayist DJ Pooh communicated discontent with respect to the depiction of the hood in film, which they came to see as excessively rough and threatening. Accordingly, they wished to stress the constructive parts of life in the hood and drew on various individual encounters when creating the characters and the plot focuses. Arrangements for Friday started after the pair had the option to verify subsidizing from New Line Cinema, who conceded money in return for a prepared comic in one of the lead jobs.

During cast call, Ice Cube and DJ Pooh immediately settled on Tucker. Essential photography started in September 1994 in Los Angeles, and taping was finished by December 1994. Friday was dramatically discharged in the United States on April 26, 1995. Friday got positive surveys from commentators, huge numbers of whom commended the comedic groupings, composing, and acting exhibitions. Friday was likewise a business achievement, netting over $28 million around the world. It has in this way acquired an enormous clique following, rousing a web image and a few popular culture references. Friday is likewise striking for kickstarting the acting vocation of Tucker, who was recently known for the most part for stand-up satire specials. It likewise earned Ice Cube trustworthiness as a producer in Hollywood. Friday in this way propelled a media establishment and was trailed by the spin-offs Next Friday in the year 2000 and Friday After Next in the year 2002.

We have dug up these Friday quotes from the depths of the internet and brought together best of these sayings in a single article. This post is probably the biggest database of Friday Sayings in a single place. These famous Friday quotes have the power to change your life by giving a novel outlook about the way you observe different aspects of your life. Hence, these popular Friday quotes should be read with caution and proper understanding of the context. Here are tons of Friday quotes that will open a treasure chest of Wisdom and experiences: –

“You better get your ass off your shoulders and make that money.”

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“You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.”

Friday quotes“Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.”

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“The weed be lettin’ you know… Evil lurks.”

Friday best quotes“Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.”

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“For most people, Friday’s just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood’ll never be the same.’

“That’s yo problem. Aint’ nobody playin’ but you. You walk up and down the street all day playin’.”

“Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin’ up all the food. All the chitlins… All the pig’s feet… All the collard greens… All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins…I like pigs feet.”

“I wish you was sleeping right now, I knock you upside your head with a left hook make your ass wake up and take out that damn trash.”

“Around here, you go to work or go to school. First of the month, the rent is due. You ain’t got nothing on the table, you ain’t gotta worry about catching a dog. You gotta worry about a dog catchin’ yo ass!”

“I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog’s ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That’s my pleasure.”

“Boy, get your ass in here. I smelled your shit for… 22 years. Now you can smell mine for five minutes.”

“I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”

“Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.”

“Why don’t you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin’ on his head.”

“I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. You see, it’s the principal. There’s principalities in the whole thing.”

“Smokey, you know I ain’t the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you’re takin a shit.”

“Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.”

“Smokey [to Craig]: “I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”

“Smokey [to Craig]: “Goddamn! You’ve got to be one stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.”

“Craig: “We ain’t got no sugar.”
Smokey: “No sugar? Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.”

“Smokey: “Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.”

“Pastor Clever [to Smokey]: “Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.”
Smokey: “Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen…”

“Joi [to Craig]: “Um… who the fuck is that bitch… fuck u mothafucka… u think u slick… gon come ova here and ask me for some money… well ask that bitch for some money.”

“Smokey: “What’s up Big Perm?… I mean Big Worm.”

“Smokey’s mom: “Smokey, get me some cigarettes.”
Smokey: “Well, give me some money.”
[Smokey’s mom gives him a dollar]
Smokey: “Wait, this ain’t enough.”
Smokey’s mom: “Make it enough.”

“Smokey [to Craig]: “Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin’ up the rotation.”

“Smokey [to Deebo]: “You got knocked the fuck out, man!”

“Felisha [After asking Smokey to borrow his car & a joint but getting told to go away]: “Craig”
Craig: “Bye Felisha”

“Rita: Ooh! What’s up?
Smokey: Not a damn thing!”

“Craig: You want some kool-aid?
Smokey: Man…..you know damn well I want some kool-aid!!
Smokey: Man… you know damn well I want some kool-aid!”

“Joi: Uh uh hell no, pfft! Who is that bitch?
Craig: Who you talking to?
Joi: Nigga I’m talking to you! Now who is she?
Craig: That’s just Debbie from down the street.
Joi: So? What the hell she doing in there?
Craig: She was just… get in the house!
Joi: Chu looking at?
Smokey: Get yo ass in the house!”
Craig: Hurry up!

“Smokey: Daaammnn!”

“Smokey: (taking a crap outside) You better not tell anybody man.
Smokey: [taking a crap outside] You better not tell anybody man.
Ezal: Man, I’m not, man.
Smokey: Keep it on the low.
Ezal: Alright brother. (looks around) HEY, SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN’ A SHIT!
Ezal: Alright brother. [looks around] HEY, SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN’ A SHIT!
Smokey: Ezal!
Ezal: Don’t worry, I won’t tell anybody else.”

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“Mrs. Jones: Now your father… he has game.
Mr. Jones: Don’t nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.
Craig: You call that game?”

“Smokey: I know ya don’t smoke weed, I know this. But I’m gonna get you high today cause it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job and you ain’t got shit to do.”

“Mr. Jones: Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin’ up all the food. All the chitlin… All the pig feet… All the collard greens… All the hog maws. I wanna eat some of them chitlins, I love pig feet!”

“Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.”

“Pastor Cleaver: What we call drugs at seventy-forth street Baptist church, we call dem sinny-sin-sin!”

“Smokey: You’ve got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off!”

“Deebo: THAT’S MY BIKE, PUNK!”

“Smokey: YOU GOT KNOCK THE FUGG OUT!”

“Felisha: Craig…Craig
Felisha: Craig. Craig.”

“Deebo: THAT’S MY BIKE, PUNK!
Deebo: That’s my bike, punk!”

“Smokey: Why you hook me up with that fat ass, bald head girl?
Debbie: Who, Rita? Rita is not fat. She’s just big boned.
Smokey: Shit! That girl wider than all outside. Talkin’ bout she look like Janet Jackson.
Debbie: Oh, no she didn’t go there!
Smokey: Bitch got out the car lookin’ more like Freddie Jackson. Don’t laugh, it ain’t funny!
Debbie: I’m not trying to laugh. I just thought you two would like each other.
Smokey: You knew she was bald head, you knew she didn’t have no damn hair! [Debbie laughs out loud] Don’t laugh, it ain’t funny!
Debbie: Aw, I’m sorry Smokey! [laughs]”

“Smokey: Look, why don’t you go down the street and get something to eat? I know you hungry.
Rita: Nuh-uh, cuz see I ate twice before I came. [Rita takes off her hat to reveal a bald head]
Smokey: Goddamn!”

“Smokey: Damn!”

“Mr. Jones:
I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog’s ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That’s my pleasure.”
Pastor Clever:
Lord have mercy. The Lord is my shepherd… he know what I want.”
Craig Jones:
You better get your ass off your shoulders and make that money.”

“Big Worm:
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.”

“Smokey:
Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You’re f***in’ up the rotation.”
Smokey:
Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.”

“Craig Jones:
Man, it’s the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.”
Smokey:
Yeah, well she blacker than a motherf***er too.”

“Smokey:
Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don’t give a f***.”
Craig Jones:
We ain’t got no sugar.”
Smokey:
No sugar? Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.”
Smokey:
I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”

“Smokey:
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.”
Smokey:
You got to be a stupid motherf***er to get fired on your day off.”

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“Ezal:
Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I’m hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.”
Smokey:
You got knocked the f*** out… gimme my goddamn money… yeah payback’s a motherf***er, Nigga.”

“Smokey:
You just got knocked the F*** out!”

“Smokey:
What’s up Big Perm?… I mean Big Worm.”

“Craig Jones:
I felt sorry for Smokey, ’cause peer pressure is a motherf***er.”
Craig Jones:
For most people, Friday’s just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood ‘ll never be the same.”
Smokey:
Well, I’m going into rehab. I’m through with this shit.”

“Smokey:
I was just bullshittin’. And you know this, man.”
Craig Jones:
What I’m trippin on, is how you gonna sell bud, when you smoke it?”
Smokey:
I don’t know. That’s my only problem.”

“Craig Jones:
Big Worm gonna f*** you up.”

“Smokey:
Big Worm ain’t gonna do a goddamn thing, man.”

“Craig Jones:
All right…”
Smokey’s mom:
Smokey, get me some cigarettes.”
Smokey:
Well, give me some money.”

“Smokey:
Wait, this isn’t enough.”
Smokey’s mom:
Make it enough.”

“Smokey:
I got mind control over Deebo. When he say shut up – I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.”

“Smokey:
Ezal don’t you tell no one.”
Ezal:
Oh all right…”

“Ezal:
Hey everybody Smokey is taking a shit.”

“Smokey:
Ezel.”

“Ezal:
I won’t tell anyone else.”

“Smokey:
Why you not goin’ to work?”

“Craig Jones:
I got fired yesterday.”

“Smokey:
No shit? I thought you had the day off yesterday.”
Craig Jones:
I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor called me about four o’clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes.”

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“Smokey:
The f*** you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?”
Ezal:
Smoke, buy me a 40oz for my birthday.”

“Smokey:
Today your birthday?”
Ezal:
What’s today?”

“Deebo:
Come on Smoke, Stanley left his window open.”

“Smokey:
I can’t I’m on probation.”

“Deebo:
Stop being a bitch and come on.”
Ezal:
Smokey, you know I ain’t the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you’re takin a shit.”
Joi:
Well you just tell the bitch, whoever she is, when I find her I’m gonna beat her ass.”

“Big Worm:
Can’t have shit I’m closed, Fat Boy.”

“Big Worm:
My money.”

“Smokey:
I’ve been smokin’ ever since I was two.”

“Big Worm:
Don’t make me cut ya balls off & hand ’em to ya, patna.”

“Joann:
Damn, Smoke, don’t be banging on the door like you the damn po-lice.”

“Smokey:
Well round here, between Harmony and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen…”

“Craig Jones:
Right…”

“Smokey:
Nigga…”
Smokey:
You didn’t put in on this man.”
Deebo:
What’s up, Stanley?”

“Deebo:
Well, f**k you, then, punk.”

“Smokey:
Why don’t you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin’ on his head.”

“Ezal:
you can have your knife back cause I steal I don’t kill.”
Red:
My pops told me to ask for my bike back… you know I wouldn’t trip.”
Smokey:
Me and Deebo, we got about two hundred dollars.”

“Deebo:
I got about two hundred dollars.”

“Craig Jones:
Mom, loan me 200 dollars.”

“Mrs. Jones:
Craig, I wouldn’t feel comfortable lending you money without a job.”
Craig Jones:
If I had a job, I wouldn’t need to borrow any money.”

“Mrs. Jones:
Exactly.”

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