100+ Food Jokes That Aren’t So Bad Yet Funny!

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Bad Jokes is only that: an awful joke. Yet, once in a while a joke is so stunning silly that it rises above its own dreadfulness and arrives at a higher plane of entertaining. You would prefer not to snicker—each self-regarding some portion of your cerebrum is dismissing the roaring motivation. However, you can’t support yourself. That is the point at which you realize you have an awful joke so ghastly that it’s really clever.

Also, the thing is, everybody needs an awful joke from time to time Call them “father jokes” in the event that you should, however, it’s not simply fathers who love a decent groaner. In this, we’ve gathered 100+ Food Jokes from the best clever terrible jokes that will make them snicker so hard you cry—regardless of how hard you attempt and stand up to.

Here we go!

Here is the quick rundown of food jokes, jokes, and puzzles for kids and children:

Q: What is dark; white; green and rough?

An: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Q: What do you consider cheddar that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheddar!

Q: What sort of espresso was served on the Titanic?

A: Sanka!

Q: What’s the best thing to placed into a pie?

A: Your teeth!

Q: Waiter, this nourishment tastes sort of clever?

A: Then for what reason aren’t you snickering!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the nutty spread?

An: I’m not letting you know. You may spread it!

Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?

A: Because they don’t care for inexpensive food!

Q: Why did the angler put nutty spread into the ocean?

A: To go with the jellyfish!

Q: Why shouldn’t you make an egg a quip?

A: Because it may laugh hysterically!

Q: What did the child corn say to it’s mother?

A: Where is pop corn?

Q: What do you consider sweet that was taken?

A: Hot chocolate!

Q: What sort of nuts consistently appears to have a virus?

A: Cashews!

Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?

A: No sir, it will be round!

Q: What is green and sings?

An: Elvis Parsley

Q: Why did the banana go to the specialist?

A: Because it wasn’t stripping great!

Q: What is green and dark colored and creeps through the grass?

So the next time, if you want a break from your regular routine, just read these 100+ Food Jokes That Aren’t So Bad Yet Funny for a new experience!

Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A: No sir, it will be round!

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Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka!

Coffee cup with saucer and beans on wooden table. Top view.

Q: What is white, has a horn, and gives milk?
A: A dairy truck!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

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Q: What did the baby corn say to it’s mom?
A: Where is pop corn?

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Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
A: Then why aren’t you laughing!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it!

Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don’t like fast food!

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What do you call candy that was stolen?
A: Hot chocolate!

Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
A: Cashews!

Q: What is green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.

Q: What candy do you eat on the playground?
A: Recess pieces.

Q: Why don’t you starve in a desert?
A: Because of all the ‘sand which is’ there.

Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?
A: Crack it up!

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Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sunday School.

Q: What do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Shortbread

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

Q: What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?
A: The Twist!

Q: What are twins favorite fruit?
A: Pears!

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
A: Slippers!

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid!

Q: Why did the lady love to drink hot chocolate?
A: Because she was a cocoanut!

Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare!

Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!

Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
A: Cookies!

Q: Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?
A: Because it makes you break out!

Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam.

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… But,smoking bacon will cure it.

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.

The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.

Diet Day #1 – I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

I got gas for $1.39 today. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

Why do the French eat snails? They don’t like fast food.

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I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.

I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup. It was Won Ton.

One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.

I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.

Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, “Damn, I forgot to feed the dog.”

I love how in horror movies the person will ask, “Is anyone there?” As if the killer would say “Oh yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, “Everyone just eats it.”

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone could tell we were nuts.

Life is like a box of chocolates; it ends sooner for fat people.

Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant.

Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels!

My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn’t know what I was talking about.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

If you enjoy arguing about lunches at 6 AM I can’t recommend parenting highly enough.

What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.

Teacher: “I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?”
Student: “The cow ate the grass, sir.”

Up until I bought this bag of chips I thought the air was free.

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!

I’m not a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant.

Maybe adults aren’t afraid of monsters under the bed anymore because we know that if we get eaten by one we won’t have to go to work the next day.

What is a baptized Mexican called? Bean dip.

I cooked Pancakes this morning. I was thrilled but my kids weren’t. Apparently, he was their favorite rabbit.

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

It turns out the answer to my problems wasn’t at the bottom of this pint of ice cream, but the important thing is that I tried.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!

Did I say feelings? I meant uhhh sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.

Give a Nigerian a fish he’ll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince and start e-mailing people.

What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session.

What do tofu and dildos have in common? They’re both meat substitutes.

Did you hear about the pessimist who hates German sausage? He always fears the Wurst.

If I tell you I’m thinking about you, don’t get too excited, because I’m also thinking about nachos.

My dog Minton ate all my shuttlecocks. Bad Minton.

Why did the M&M go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Did you get a bowl of soup with that haircut?

Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it’s like to succeed at a diet.

My wife can eat one Reese’s peanut butter cup and save the other one for later, so I’m clearly married to a supernatural being.

You look like a person that would exchange one of your chromosomes for a Big Mac.

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The recipe said “Set the oven to 180 degrees” so I did, but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.

What do u call 2 black people in a red blanket? A Kit-Kat

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.
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Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.

As soon as you lose the ability to control your digestive system, it’s all over…

I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.

I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you’re set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.

Diet Coke: Making people feel better about ordering two Big Macs and a large fry since 1982.

What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!

Throws salad into a garden: “Go home boy… you’re free now.”

I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

I need to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder disgrace.

I used to do magic in a Chinese restaurant only problem is an hour later everyone wanted to see it again!

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.

Imagine that you are in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do? U stop imagining…

Saying “super size it” at the drive-thru doesn’t work when it’s a pharmacy.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” is all I need. Not all this “how did you get in my house?!” business.

I’m ready to start a family, in the sense that I have enough chip clips for 6 people.

Why was Cinderella such a bad field hockey player? Her coach was a pumpkin.

All the people who had candy stolen from them as babies are now the adults buying girl scout cookies outside dispensaries.

People who say that their wedding day was the best day ever have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine.

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.

I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!

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