100+ Flirty Jokes That You Will Love To Laugh About

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What is special and unique about these Flirty Jokes? Well, find it yourself by reading these 60+ Flirty Jokes.

Is your father Liam Neeson? Since I’m taken with you

Do you work for Domino’s? Cuz you a fine pizza ass.

Is it true that you are from Korea? Since you could be my Seoul mate. Kid:

There are 20 letters in the letters in order right?

Greetings, I’m androgynous. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.

Is it true that you are a pit fire? Cause you’re hot and I need s’more. Despite everything you use Internet Explorer?you should like it decent and moderate.

You smell like trash….. Would i be able to take you out?

I hear you are great with perplexes, what about bailing me out with this one .

“Hello there, I’m composing a telephone directory, would i be able to have your number?”

I thought Happiness began with a H.

For what reason does mine beginning with U?

Mami you on fire…Le’me be the breeze and make you much more sultry. I need to be your tote so I never walk out on you.

In the event that kissing is spreading germs…. What do you think on the off chance that we start the scourge? ”

Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” Would Look Good Together.

On the off chance that my heart were to fly, your spirit would be my air terminal.

You have repainted my existence with hues that were already obscure to me!

Did you sit in a heap of sugar? Cause you have a quite sweet ass! ”

At the point when a penguin discovers its mate they remain together for the remainder of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

Did you realize why flirty jokes are hilarious by nature itself? Hope these jokes made you smile!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Cindrella?

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For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer…

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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a man walks into a bar…
A man sits in a bar ordering a beer, when suddently a beautiful flirty woman walks upto him. She starts flirting with the man, when she finally revealed that: “for 100$, you can make me do anything” she then touch his cruch, and said “and I mean anything” the woman then told him: “but only if you can describe it in three words” the man took a while, and considered this offer. When he finally took out his wallet, gave the woman a 100$bill, when he said these three words: “Paint my house”

So I’m chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet..
She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she’s telling me she’s an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!

What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.

Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

Hi, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.

I’m no weatherman but I know you’re going to get 3 inches tonight.

I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?

Every function without you will always be void of love.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they’ll be 100% off in my room.

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off,

Did you fall from heaven?
No I crawled out from Hell.
No wonder your really Hot!

Why did the coach go back to the bank? To get his quarterback!

Approach a woman in a bar and whisper “Hey, wanna get out of here?” If she says yes, you can sit where she was.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type!

I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I’ll treat you right!

You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

My name is John but you can call me tonight.

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

Anyone have any sex laying around they’re not using I could borrow?

How do you pick up a Jewish chick. With a dust pan.

Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates…..(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

There’s only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you’ll be getting under is my ball sack.

If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn…

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

I’ve got my ion you, baby!

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You must be from Pearl Harbor, ’cause baby, you’re the bomb.

I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m currently trying to get in japanties.

Its girls like u that cause global warming!

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date.

So…when are we going to get married?

What are you doing tonight? Well, besides me, of course.

Nice shirt! Is it made of boyfriend material?

I just lost my rubber duck. Could you take a bath with me instead?

How does it feel like to be the most handsome guy in the room?

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

They say kissing is the language of love. Would you like to start a conversation with me?

Your place or mine? Choose!

In your own honest opinion, how does it feel to look so great?

I think I’m lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?

Shouldn’t you be freezing right now? You’ve been running naked in my thoughts all night long.

Do you know what my outfit is made of? Yup, girlfriend material!

If I told you that I love your body, would you hold it against me?

Would you mind if I followed you home? I want to follow you because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

I just lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead?

Do you have a watch? I need to know how much time it took for me to fall in love with you.

Do you have a bandage? I think I scraped my knee the moment I fell for you.

Are you as beautiful in the inside as you are on the outside?

Aren’t you tired running in my mind the whole day?

Are you looking forward to making a mistake tonight? I can help you with that.

Hi, my name is *insert your name here* just in case you want to lower your standards.

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad at everything.

You’re so handsome. Can I tell that to you again next Saturday over dinner?

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type!

I know exactly what would look really good on you. Me!

May I borrow a kiss from you. I promise I’ll give it back to you.

I have the ability to predict your future using the lines on your palm. Let me see yours. Hmmm…your heart line says you will call me soon.

You give the word ‘edible’ a whole new meaning.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together forever.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because man, you’re hot!

Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?

I know a girl who’s madly in love with you. If I wasn’t just shy, I would tell you.

I seem to have lost my teddy bear. Would you like to be my teddy bear tonight?

My parents raised me to be a good girl. However, I would like to be naughty for you just for tonight.

Can I take your picture? I need to show Santa Claus what I really want as a gift this Christmas.

There’s something wrong with my eyes. For some reason, I can’t take them off of you.

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My bed broke this morning. Can I sleep in yours tonight?

You reek! That’s okay though—we can go take a shower together.

Is this place a museum? It’s the only explanation for a magnificent work of art like you to be here.

Did you know that I’m a thief? Yup, I’m here to steal your heart!

If possessing good looks was illegal, you would have been arrested ages ago!

I’m not drunk! I’m just intoxicated by you.

You must be a loan shark. The longer the time goes, the higher my interest for you grows.

Mind if I try and guess which part of your body you like being kissed the most?

Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?

I’m actually afraid of the dark. Will you sleep with me tonight?

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