60+ Feminist Jokes That Are So Funny To Read

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We all know how much we love to crack jokes and laugh with our near and dear ones! Not alone that, we also wish to drown ourselves in a pool of comic sense and ever joke crackling crowd who will make our lives simple, easy and going!

Keeping that in mind, we have compiled 60+ Feminist Jokes That Are So Funny To Read for an awesome reading experience! Not alone that these 60+ Feminist Jokes will also give you a great breather from a complicated lifestyle that we often crib about!

Here we go!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Roe v. Swim.

Roe v. Swim who?

Escape my joke, Paul Ryan.

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Restless women’s activist.

Restless fem—

 

For what reason DON’T WE HAVE EQUAL PAY YET??

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Online provocation.

Online provocation who?

Isn’t that simply like a dumb prostitute to state something to that effect—I trust you kick the bucket.

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

You should grin mo—

I’m going to stop you in that spot, buddy.

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the marsh and top it off with woman haters, resembles.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do I can accomplish for eighty-seven pennies on the dollar.

Knock, knock!

 

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry the hellfire up and join the twenty-first century, corporate sheets, and holy cow.

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business what I’m wearing.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Preexisting.

Preexisting who?

In the event that your last name is “condition,” you can simply continue moving right along, buddy.

So, the next time if something is clouding you, don’t fret! Just read these 60+ Feminist Jokes Collection and see the difference!

How are men like parking spaces?
All the good ones are taken, and the ones leftover are disabled.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because Feminists can’t solve problems.

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Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

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Who goes to a comedian show and get’s offended
A feminist

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Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest
a least one does something when it is triggered

what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? None. Feminists can’t change anything.

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently “in HD” wasn’t a good answer?.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding-
none. They can’t change anything.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them

My friend once said my opinion didn’t matter. I said why did you call me a female

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? – That’s a silly question feminists can’t change anything.

A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says “oh my god your shoulders are broad!” another woman says “are you sure it’s a woman?”

Whats the difference between an elephant and a feminist? The feminist is overweight

Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities

What’s the difference between Spongebob and a feminist? A feminist has hair.

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why shouldn’t you let a man’s mind wander?
Because it’s way too little to be out all alone.

What’s the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?
A man will actually look for a golf ball.

What’s the best way to find a truly committed man?
Visit the closest mental hospital.

What do you call a man who won’t go down on you?
You don’t!

What should you do if your man walks out?
Shut the door and celebrate.

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What do you call a woman with PMS and ESP?
A bitch who really does know everything.

What do a balloon and a man have in common?
One prick pretty much ruins them.

How are splinters better than a man?
Splinters are a pain, but they go away eventually.

What’s the difference between a knife and an argumentative man?
A knife has a point.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It’s not the lightbulb that needs changing.

PMS jokes are funny.
Period.

How is a man like a gun?
Keep one around long enough, and you’ll definitely want to shoot him.

Why did God make Adam before Eve?
Everyone needs a rough draft before they make the final copy.

Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.

What do you call a man who’s lost 95 percent of his intelligence?
Divorced.

What kind of man can you actually change?
The ones still in diapers.

Why shouldn’t you trust a man who claims he “wears the pants”?
He probably lies about other shit, too.

Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.

What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Same time next month?

Why does the average woman reportedly want beauty more than brains?
Because the average man can see so much better than he thinks.

If February is Black History Month and March is Women’s History Month, what happens the rest of the year?
Discrimination.

I’ve received hundred of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing:
“Take mine, please.”

What’s the definition of a perpetual bachelor?
A man who’s missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.

You might as well go for a younger guy. Why?
They never mature anyway.

How do you get a man to have the best orgasm possible?
Who cares?

How come it’s so hard to make a fool out of a man?
Because most of them are the DIY type in that way.

Love is blind.
Marrying a man, on the other hand, is a real eye opener.

“Gravity is the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age”

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn’t one they are both the same thing.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding feminists can’t change anything

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Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

freya walker is a feminist

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the bulb and 1 to suck my dick.

How do u finger a feminist, shake her hand and call her Theresa

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