100+ Doctor Evil Quotes From The Austin Powers Universe

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Dr. Evil otherwise called Douglas Powers, is the fundamental adversary of the Austin Powers establishment. He is Austin Powers’ most outstanding enemy and sibling, Scott’s dad, Number 2 and Frau Farbissina’s pioneer and manager, and Mini-Me’s previous pioneer and supervisor.

In his outset, Dr. Evil was taken on an outing to Belgium with his family. At the point when his dad stopped for a break, the vehicle was exploded. Douglas figured out how to endure the blast and was found by a persistently self-improving boulangerie proprietor and his French whore with webbed feet.

They received Douglas, giving him the last name Evil. At 12 years old, he got his first copyist. At the age of 14, a Zorastrian ceremonially shaved his balls. Before the age of 18, Dr. Evil entered the British Intelligence Academy to turn into an International Man of Mystery.

Obscure to Dr. Evil, his flat mate, Austin Powers, was really his departed sibling. It was during his time at the foundation that he would meet the man that would inevitably turn into the number two in his association, Number 2. It was additionally during this time he got his pet feline, Mr. Bigglesworth.

Dr. Evil had the most elevated checks in the class, yet Austin Powers was picked to be that year’s International Man of Mystery. Douglas got the last snicker, be that as it may, when he got the opportunity to unite with the others chuckling at Austin when his dad no-demonstrated the occasion.

In spite of this, Dr. Evil was enraged that he had the best grades in the class and didn’t get diddly-squat, so he dropped out of the Academy and rather went to Evil Medical School for a long time, achieving a doctorate and hereafter passing by the name “Specialist Evil.”

Dr. Evil is certainly a virtuoso. Designing various “fiendish” gadgets to assist his objectives which will in general move between worldwide mastery and worldwide obliteration reasonably much of the time.

He has, in any case, depicted himself as a “hands off” kind of virtuoso importance he inclines toward others to do the manual work for him. Those others, he might want, are hard of hearing and visually impaired so they can’t see the heroes coming. He believes he needn’t bother with an enemy; he could be in an ideal situation simply winning. Thusly, he is the cause all his own problems.

In spite of the fact that he has a high level of knowledge he is inclined to inattentiveness, silliness and tends to do things counter beneficial to his plots. For example, leaving Austin in effectively escapable demise traps notwithstanding when his child calls attention to that he could simply shoot him.

He can be very juvenile, talking over Scott when his child is attempting reason with his dad’s line of reasoning, or harassing Number 2 when he additionally brings up deficiency in Dr. Abhorrence’s arrangements.

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“It’s frickin’ freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth!”

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“Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?!”

Doctor Evil famous quotes“There’s nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster.”

Doctor Evil saying “I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit. They were insolent.”

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“I demand the sum of … ONE MILLION DOLLARS.”

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“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world’s deadliest assassins. And yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!!”

“Throw me a frickin’ bone here!”

“My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old
French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question
mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was
typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There
really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.”

“There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.”

“Gentlemen, it’s come to my attention that a breakaway Russian republic, Kreplachistan, is about to transfer a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few
days. Here’s the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for… $1,000,000.”

“[to Scott, who is cornered by Austin] I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent.”

“[in his frozen chamber at the end of the film] I’m gonna get you, Austin Powers! It’s frickin’ freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth.”

“That’s Doctor Evil. I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called “Mister”, thank you very much.”

“One more peep out of you and you’re grounded, Mister, and I am not joking. Let’s begin.”

“The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloë with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking – I suggest you try it.”

“Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.”

“That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!”

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world’s deadliest assassins.”

“I like to see girls of that… caliber. [pause] By “caliber,” of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters… two meanings… caliber… it’s a homonym… Forget it.”

“Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two.”

“Open the frickin’ door!”

“Scottie’s on fire…”

“The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.”

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“Gentlemen, I have a plan. It’s called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seen that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce!”

“Right, people you have to tell me these things, okay? I’ve been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frickin’ bone here! I’m the boss! Need the info.”

“Okay no problem. Here’s my second plan. Back in the 60’s, I had a weather changing machine that was, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a “laser.” Using these “lasers,” we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the “Ozone Layer.” Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.”

“Shit. Oh hell, let’s just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here’s the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… ONE MILLION DOLLARS!”

“Really? That’s a lot of money.”

“Okay then, we hold the world ransom for…”

“One… Hundred… BILLION DOLLARS!”

“Scott, I want you to meet daddy’s nemesis, Austin Powers”

“I have an even better idea. I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.”

“An evil vet?”

“An evil petting zoo?”

“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?”

“Are they ill tempered?”

“Oh well, that’s a start.”

“No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He’s quite wily, like his old man.”

“Sh!… Knock-knock.”

“Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world’s deadliest assassins, and yet each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset… people DIE!”

“All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.”

“Close the tank!”

“No no no, I’m going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I’m just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?”

“Scott, you just don’t get it, do ya? You don’t.”

“Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.”

“Scott Evil : But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.”

“Dr. Evil : I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent!”

“It’s Dr. Evil, I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called “mister,” thank you very much.”

“No, Mr. Powers. I expect them to die.”

“I like to see girls of that… caliber.”

“By “caliber,” of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters… Two meanings… caliber… it’s a homonym… Forget it.”

“Oh sure.”

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“My son?”

“Hello Scott.”

“I’m your father. Dr Evil.”

“Can I have a hug?”

“Give me a hug.”

“Come on. Let’s go. Pronto.”

“I’m with it. I’m hip. Well, don’t look at me like I’m friggin’ Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug.”

“Hug, hug, hug.”

“Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two.”

“This is Frau Farbissina, founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army.”

“[Dr. Evil is introducing his henchmen] Patty O’Brien: ex-Irish assassin. His trademark?”

“A superstitious man, he leaves a tiny keepsake on every victim he kills. Scotland Yard would love to get their hands on that piece of evidence.”

“I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.”

“There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.”

“Evil, Actually, Dr. Evil.”

“[calls to his cat while shaking a bag of Meow Mix] Din-Din! “I wants chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver!”

“Son, wouldn’t you like to see what daddy does for a living?”

“Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?”

“I’m gonna get you Austin Powers! It’s frickin’ freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth.”

“Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.”

“One more peep out of you and you’re grounded Mister and I am not joking. Let’s begin.”

“Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. Its been 30 years, but I’m back. Everything’s gone perfectly to plan except one small flaw. Due to a technical error by my henchman Mustafa, complications arose in the unfreezing process.”

“Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!”

“Silence! [pushes a button; Mustafa’s chair tilts back dropping him into the pit of fire] Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure. [Mustafa can be heard moaning from an air vent] Gentlemen, lets get down to business. [Mustafa’s moans continue] We’ve got a lot of work to do.”

“Some of you I know, some of you I’m meeting for the first time.”

“No. Not dead. Burnt, badly.”

“Okay, moving on.”

“I had the group liquidated, you little shit! They were insolent!”

“Oh, Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.”

“[puts his hands down] Silence, Number Two!”

“All right, I’ve had enough. [pushes the button that causes Number Two’s chair to tilt back and drop him into the pit of fire]”

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“Mr. Powers, you’ll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure every creature deserves a warm meal.”

“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?”

“Really? Are they ill-tempered?”

“That’s a start.”

“Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.”

“Close the tank!”

“No-no-no, I’m going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I’m just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?”

“Let me tell you a little story about a man named SHH! SHH! Even before you start, that was a pre-emptive “shh!” Just know that I have a whole bag of “shh!” with your name on it.”

“Scott, I want you to meet daddy’s nemesis, Austin Powers.”

“An evil petting zoo?”

“Can I have a hug?”

“Let’s go.”

“I’m with it. I’m hip. [vocalizes weirdly while he dances the Macarena] Haaa! Well, don’t look at me like I’m frickin’ Frankenstein. Give your father a hug.”

“Scotland Yard would love to get their hands on that piece of evidence.”

“It’s Dr. Evil, I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called “mister,” thank you very much.”

“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?”

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