90+ Dick Quotes that made the film an entertainment fluff of the highest order

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Dick Quotes that made the film an entertainment fluff of the highest order.There are so many Dick quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Dick quotes exists just do that.

Directed by Andrew Fleming, Dick is an American comedy film. The script for the film was written by Fleming along with Sheryl Longin. The production for the film was done by Gale Anne Hurd with Phoenix Pictures. Kristen Dunst, Michelle Williams, Dave Foley, Harry Shearer and Dan Hedaya play the major as well as supporting roles in the film. Columbia Pictures distributed the film and was released on August 4, 1999.  The 94 minutes long film was made under a budget of thirteen million US dollars and grossed only six million US dollars.

The film introduces Betsy Jobs and Arlene Lorenzo, two teenage girls in their fifteens. One night they were eagerly mailing a letter to participate in a contest to date a singer; they accidentally saw G. Gordon Liddy tiring to steal from a jewellers shop. Later he was arrested by the cops, but the burglar also saw the girls. In a sense, the real reason why he was arrested was because of the girls. Next day when the girls reached the White House for a visit from their school, they were seen by Liddy. In the president, Nixon appoints the girls as the dog-walkers. Later the girls become familiar with Nixon’s administration. But after certain scenes, Nixon reveals his true nature and threatens the girls. When Nixon’s men found out that the girls know certain things that would end Nixon’s political career, they started to watch them. They even went undercover to their house. When the girls realize this, they decide to end his career and tell all that they discovered from Nixon’s administrative to Woodware and Bernstein who were investigative journalists.

Even though the film was not able to hit the box office; the central idea of the movie was accepted by many. Rotten Tomatoes rated the film with a score of 71%.  The film was said to be a political comedy. This audacious film was funny and sharp enough to appeal to all ages, whether it be teenage or adults. The film was nominated for the Satellite Awards, Young Artist Awards and Young Star awards.

We have dug up these Dick quotes from the depths of the internet and brought together best of these sayings in a single article. This post is probably the biggest database of Dick Sayings in a single place. These famous Dick quotes have the power to change your life by giving a novel outlook about the way you observe different aspects of your life. Hence, these popular Dick quotes should be read with caution and proper understanding of the context. Here are tons of Dick quotes that will open a treasure chest of Wisdom and experiences: –

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“You can’t let Dick control your life!”

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“I’ve got a way with young people. They trust me.”

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“You don’t mess with the big boys!!”

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“Dick is going down, man!”

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“He’s trying to drive me insane!”

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“You kicked Checkers, you’re prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!”

“It’s called incest, Arlene, and it’s against the law.”

“War is not healthy for children and other living things.”

“We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can’t find any books on it, and the President’s having us followed. It’s too much pressure.”

“I love Dick!”

“Checkers – shut up! Or I’ll feed you to the Chinese!”

“What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! You’re ruining my life!!!”

“Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of… what the hell ARE you in the middle of?”

“It’s alright, gentlemen. I’m familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not “familiar”, familiar, obviously. I mean, I know them. We discussed foreign policy. Don’t you give me that look!”

“[To Richard Nixon] You kicked Checkers, you’re prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!”

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“[Shouting, to Arlene] You can’t let Dick control your life!”

“It’s called incest, Arlene, and it’s against the law.”

“War is not healthy for children and other living things. [quoting a popular anti-Vietnam War protest slogan, originally created by poster artist Lorraine
Schneider]”

“We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can’t find any books on it, and the President’s having us followed. It’s
too much pressure.”

“[Being followed by the President’s ‘plumbers’] Dick frightens me.”

“[After seeing Nixon’s “I am not a crook” speech immediately after a threatening call] He’s trying to drive me insane!”

“Checkers – shut up! Or I’ll feed you to the Chinese!”

“I’ve got a way with young people. They trust me.”

“You don’t mess with the big boys!!”

“What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! [Hysterical] You’re ruining my life!!!”

“Dick is going down, man!”

“Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of… what the hell ARE you in the middle of?”

“It’s alright, gentlemen. I’m familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not “familiar”, familiar, obviously. I mean, I know them. We discussed foreign
policy. [A secret service agent rolls his eyes knowingly] Don’t you give me that look!”

“I’ll take responsibility here. I’ll be the only person in this administration who’s willing to take responsibility for anything.”

“Bob Haldeman: I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two.”

“Bob Haldeman: You wanna complain about Vietnam? Talk to Johnson!”

“Mrs. Spinnler: Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell.”

“G. Gordon Liddy: [Surprised by Betsy and Arlene in the Watergate stairwell] Children! Running around, all hours of the night! When you kids grow up, you’ll
be living in the Soviet Union of America!”

“Chip: [After sticking himself with an election pin] Figures that the pain in my ass is Nixon, the fascist.”

“He was tricky. They were better.”

“The unmaking of the president”

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“Interviewer: In 1974, President Richard M. Nixon was forced to resign in shame following the ‘Watergate’ Scandal. One of the great mysteries of this event
was the identity of ‘Deep Throat’, the person who broke the story to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Well tonight, we’re going to
find out. Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, good evening.”

“Bob Woodward: Good evening.”

“Carl Bernstein: Good evening.”

“Interviewer: Let’s get straight to it – who is… ‘Deep Throat’?”

“Bob Woodward: Well, first of all, we’re not telling you. And second of all, I thought I was going to be the only guest on tonight’s show?”

“Carl Bernstein: [Bitchy] Well I guess you’re not, Bob.”

“Interviewer: You know, you guys are getting pretty old now…”

“Carl Bernstein: Well, what do you mean by that?!”

“Interviewer: Well, I was just wondering if you were ever going to reveal who Deep Throat is ever, before you die.”

“Bob Woodward: Well, a lot bigger names than you have asked us that, so I don’t think we’re going to reveal it here.”

“Carl Bernstein: No, not on a little show like this.”

“Interviewer: [Exasperated] You know what I think? I mean, I’m just gonna come right out and say it. I don’t think there ever was any such person as ‘Deep
Throat’. I think y’all just made it up.”

“Carl Bernstein: Yes there was! Deep Throat was -”

“Bob Woodward: Don’t say it!! He’s trying to trick us!”

“Carl Bernstein: [Putting a hand on Woodward’s shoulder] I’m sorry…”

“Bob Woodward: [Slapping the hand away] Don’t ever touch me.”

“Carl Bernstein: Bob, I said I’m sorry!”

“Bob Woodward: Don’t… will you… you smell like cabbage!”

“G. Gordon Liddy: Young lady, I am a very busy man…”

“Betsy: Hey, you look familiar. Have I seen you before?”

“Betsy: Are you that guy that sells corn dogs at the mall?”

“G. Gordon Liddy: As far as you are concerned, young lady, I have no identity. In fact, [sinister] I’m not even here…”

“Betsy: He’s way weirder than corndog guy.”

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“John Ehrlichman: What’s going on? Who are these girls?”

“Henry Kissinger: I dunno. But it doesn’t look constitutional to me.”

“Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people treat us like we’re stupid teenage girls.”

“Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage girls.”

“Arlene Lorenzo: No. We’re human beings, and we’re American citizens. And four score and seven years ago our forefathers… did something. I don’t know what.
But I do know one thing – Dick’s ass is grass!”

“Betsy Jobs: Checkers pooped.”

“Rose Mary Woods: Girls, the President’s dog doesn’t “poop.” He “does his business.”

“Rose Mary Woods: The President is a very busy man. He doesn’t just see anyone, you know.”

“President Nixon: [Exiting the Oval Office, seeing the girls] Ah, hello girls! Come on in.”

“Rose Mary Woods: The President will see you now.”

“Betsy Jobs: You’re the smartest person I know.”

“Arlene Lorenzo: But you don’t know anybody…”

“Betsy Jobs: Are you, like, the President’s Dog Walker?”

“John Dean: I’m John Dean. Chief White House Counsel.”

“Betsy Jobs: Oh, That’s too bad.”

“Bob Halderman:
I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two.”

“Arlene Lorenzo:
War is not healthy for children and other living things.”

“Dick:
Checkers–shut up. Or I’ll feed you to the Chinese.”

“Betsy Jobs:
You kicked Checkers, you’re prejudiced and you have a potty mouth.”

“Dick:
I’ve got a way with young people. They trust me.

“Mrs. Spinnler:
Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell.

“Arlene Lorenzo:
We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can’t find any books on it, and the President’s having us followed. It’s too much pressure.

“Arlene Lorenzo:
How dare those people keep treating us like stupid teenage girls.

“Betsy Jobs:
We are stupid teenage girls.

“Arlene Lorenzo:
How dare those people treat us like we’re stupid teenage girls.

“Betsy Jobs:
We are stupid teenage girls.

“Arlene Lorenzo:
No. We’re human beings, and we’re American citizens. And four score and seven years ago our forefathers… did something.

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“Betsy Jobs:
Checkers pooped.

“Rose Mary Woods:
Girls, the President’s dog doesn’t “poop.” He “does his business.”

“Betsy Jobs:
It’s called incest Arlene, and it’s against the law

“Betsy Jobs:
You’re the smartest person I know.

“Arlene Lorenzo:
But you don’t know anybody…

“Henry Kissinger:
Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of… what the hell ARE you in the middle of?

“Henry Kissinger:
It’s alright, gentlemen. I’m familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not “familiar”, familiar, obviously.

“Henry Kissinger:
I’ll take responsibility here. I’ll be the only person in this administration who’s willing to take responsibility for anything.

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