110+ Ash Williams Quotes From Evil Dead That Will Prove He Is One Of The Best Inspirations Out There

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Ash Williams quotes that will prove he is one the best inspirations out there. There are so many Ash Williams quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Ash Williams quotes exists just do that.

Ash Williams is known to be the anti-hero of the Evil Dead series, and he has been played by the actor, Bruce Campbell, and had been created by the director, Sam Raimi.

Ash Williams had made his first appearance in the movie, The Evil Dead, and he has become popular in the pop culture and also is one of the few characters in the “horror” genre who has such notoriety. Ash Williams has been recognized and also envisioned in materials based on his last appearance in the movie, and he had been armed with a sawed-off shotgun and also had a chainsaw on his arm.

Ash Williams had been raised in Elk Grove. Ash Williams had been the very first child of Brock Williams and also the only one. Ash Williams did not really get along with his family when he was young and had argued with his father after Ash Williams’s mother had left them.

We have dug up these Ash Williams quotes from the depths of the internet and brought together best of these sayings in a single article. This post is probably the biggest database of Ash Williams Sayings in a single place. These famous Ash Williams quotes have the power to change your life by giving a novel outlook about the way you observe different aspects of your life. Hence, these popular Ash Williams quotes should be read with caution and proper understanding of the context. Here are tons of Ash Williams quotes that will open a treasure chest of Wisdom and experiences:

“Then let’s head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.”

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“After all, I’m a man and you’re a woman… at least last time I checked. Huh huh.”

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“You’ll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You’ll die before ya get it!”

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“For God’s sake! How do you stop it?”

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“I got it, I got it! I know your damn words, alright?”

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“Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm… Well… not Shelly, see? We’ll all be going home together. Wouldn’t you like to be going home? I bet you’d like that, wouldn’t you? Scott?”

“[Grappling with the possessed Linda’s severed head.] Workshed.”

“[Ash’s hand gains a life of its own.] You bastards. You dirty bastards. [sobs] Gimme back my hand… GIMME BACK MY HAND!”

“[Ash stabs his possessed hand with a kitchen knife, pinning it to the floor.] That’s right… who’s laughing now? [grabs the chainsaw and revs it.] Who’s
laughing now? ARRRGHH!!! [cuts the hand off at the wrist.]”

“Got you, didn’t I, you little sucker!”

“[when his sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a…!”

“[to his freshly sawn off possessed hand] Here’s your new home. [He then places a bucket and a stack of books on it to trap the hand; the top book reads “A
Farewell to Arms”]”

“Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come! [staggers backward, voice drops.] See if we don’t.”

“There’s something out there. That… that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives… out in those woods, in the dark… something… something
that’s come back from the dead.”

“[upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand] Groovy.”

“Groovy!”

“[as he was about to kiss Sheila] Gimme some sugar, baby.”

“My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can tell, the year is 1300 A.D and I’m being dragged to my death. It wasn’t always like this. I had a normal
life once. [now Ash is in a flashback] Hardware, aisle twelve. Shop smart: shop S-Mart! [back to monologue] I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. [Flashback:
Ash and Linda at the cabin] Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place to translate and
study his latest find: Necronomicon ex Mortis, The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Sumerian text contained bizarre
burial rites, funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages. It was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the
woods. [something crashes through the window of the cabin and Linda screams] It took Linda, and then it came for me. It got into my hand and it went bad, so
I lopped it off at the wrist. [Ash is seen cutting off his hand] But that didn’t stop it, so it came back. Big time. [Ash gets pulled into the vortex holding
onto the doorway] For God’s sake! How do you stop it?”

“All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This… is my boomstick! – [continuing nonchalantly] – It’s a twelve-gauge, double-barreled
Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart… Ya got that?!”

“Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me… [yells, shoots at the pit Deadite, then shoots again]”

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“Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle. It’s an “N” word, it’s definitely an “N” word! Klaatu… Barada… N [clears his throat into his hand,
then pauses] Okay… that’s it!”

“It’s a trick. Get an axe.”

“First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. [spits out grape seed] Blow.”

“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”

“Yo, she-bitch, let’s go!”

“[aims shotgun at Henrietta’s face] Swallow this.”

“Workshed.”

“[talking to mirror] I’m fine… I’m fine…”

“Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?”

“He didn’t do a very good job…”

“[to his freshly sawn-off possessed hand] Here’s your new home.”

“That’s right… who’s laughing now… who’s laughing *now*?”

“Why the hell would we want to do that?”

“[having just gotten hit in the face with a gusher of blood that turns to black goo] Old double-barrel here, blow your butts to Kingdom Come!”

“See if we don’t!”

“[after his hand is cut off] You bastards… you dirty bastards!”

“You’re goin’ down. Chainsaw.”

“Gimme back my hand… GIMME BACK MY HAND!”

“Then let’s head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.”

“[being sucked in a vortex] For God’s sake! How do you stop it?”

“Got you, didn’t I, you little sucker!”

“You’re going DOWN!”

“You did it kid…”

“[as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo… noooo! NOOOOOO!”

“We’ll all go in together.”

“[as his evil sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a…!”

“[to Henrietta] Let’s go.”

“There’s something out there. That… that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives… out in those woods, in the dark… something… something that’s come back from the dead.”

“Open the door. There’s something down here!”

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“Nope. Just me baby… Just me.”

“Hail to the king, baby.”

“What are you? Are you me?”

“Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!”

“Why ya doin’ this, huh?”

“Oh, you wanna know? ‘Cause the answer’s easy! I’m BAD Ash… and you’re GOOD Ash! You’re a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!”

“GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE…”

“[cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash’s nose]”

“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”

“Klaatu Barada N… necktie… nectar… nickel… noodle. It’s an “N” word, it’s definitely an “N” word! Klaatu… Barada… N…”

“[pause] Okay then… that’s it!”

“Lady, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the store.”

“Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.”

“Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.”

“Hey! What’s that you got on your face?”

“See how that works?”

“Klaatu Barada Nikto.”

“It’s a trick. Get an axe.”

“My name is Ash and I am a slave. Close as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I’m being dragged to my death. It wasn’t always like this, I had a real life, once. A job.”

“[now Ash is in a flashback] Umm… Hardware aisle twelve, shop smart, shop S-Mart!”

“[back to monologue] I had a wonderful girlfriend Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomiconexmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Samarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods, something evil.”

“It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.”

“But that didn’t stop it, it came back big time.”

“[Ash gets pulled into the vortex holding onto the doorway] For God’s sake how do you stop it?”

“I got a bone to pick with you.”

“Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot.”

“Yeah, basically.”

“Look, maybe I didn’t say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.”

“First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.”

“[trying to kill a small Ash that has jumped into his mouth and into his stomach, he gets a kettle of boiling water] Okay, little fella, here’s a little”

“hot chocolate for ya! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

“You’re pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!”

“What? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door! Probably was raised in a barn, along with the other primitives.”

“Alright. Who wants some?”

“Buckle up Bonehead. ‘Cause you’re goin’ for a ride!”

“I’m going up!”

“Oh, dear God, it’s growing bigger!”

“Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.”

“Oh you little bastards! All right, I’ll crush each and every last one of ya! I’ll squash you so hard you’ll have to look down to look up!”

“Now I swear, the next one of you primates even *touches* me…”

“Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!”

“That’s it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!”

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“Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!”

“Ha ha. Manufactured parts. Ha…”

“No. No. Oh God I slept too long!”

“[as the credits start] Hahahahahahahahaha…”

“I know you’re scared; we’re all scared, but that doesn’t mean were cowards. We can take these skeletons, we can take them, with science.”

“We can take these Deadites, we can take ’em! With science.”

“Oh, you miserable bags of bones! Pick yourselves up and sally fo-, sally for-, sally forth.”

“[soldiers cheer as Ash returns with the Necronomicon] Yeah, great, great.”

“[as the soldiers crowd him, Ash pushes one aside] Get the fuck out of my face.”

“[Admiring Sheila] Well aren’t you the sweetest little thing?”

“You’re gonna learn to love me, missy.”

“Darlin’ I’m gonna save him the trouble.”

“Say hello to the twenty-first century!”

“[after being sucked into a blackhole in a fake copy of the Necronomicon and struggling back out] Whoa. Wrong book.”

“[to Arthur] You know your shoe lace is untied.”

“[after reaching the location of the Necronomicon, and finding three identical books]”

“Three books?… Wait a minute… Hold it… Nobody said anything about three books! Like, like what am I supposed to do, take… take one book, or all books, or… or what?”

“London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling doown!”

“So what’s the deal? Can you send me back or not?”

“I don’t want your book, I don’t want your bullshit. Just send me back to my own time, pronto, today. Chop chop!”

“[after crushing skeletons with boulders] Oooh, that’s *gotta* hurt!”

“I’ll spoil those good looks back stabber.”

“Backstabber!”

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