50+ 9/11 Jokes You Can Relate To

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In a world of confusion and misunderstanding that often stresses out, we have only one recourse that will pull us out from such miseries! Wondering what is it? Very simple! They are nothing else but Jokes! The very word joke can make us forget about the world we are in and at the same time enable us to lead a happy life! But wait, have you heard about 9/11 jokes? If not here is your chance!

Keeping in view of the trend and popularity associated with these jokes, we have compiled 50+ 9/11 Jokes That You Can relate to! Not alone that, these jokes will also leave you in a pool of laugh and joy in no time!

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It is a long time since the September 11 assaults. Jokes regarding the matter are as yet unthinkable for the most daring of humorists. However, the late Joan Rivers had no such hesitations. The North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York had a café on the highest floor.

It was called ‘Windows on the World’. Towers north and south both slammed after the assaults. Only days after the fact, the insubordinately improper Rivers called her essayist companion Jonathan van Meter and inquired as to whether he needed to meet her for lunch at ‘Windows on the ..World’. Towers north and south both smashed after the assaults.

Only days after the fact, the resistant wrong Rivers called her essayist companion Jonathan van Meter and inquired as to whether he needed to meet her for lunch at ‘Windows on the Ground’. This was in any event an individual discussion, uncovered by van Meters simply after Rivers’ demise in 2014, in a tribute. Yet, Rivers additionally made an open 9/11 joke during a show in the UK.

Widows of firemen dead or assumed dead on 9/11 had gotten $5 million each as pay. On the off chance that their spouses at any point returned, Rivers stated, the ladies would be baffled. The comment went poorly well with many individuals. The International Association of Firefighters denounced it. Post 9/11, firemen had accepted magnified honorability in America. All things considered, many them had trekked up the consuming towers, in spite of realizing they had minimal possibility against the inferno and the sheer tallness.

So, the next time if you want a break, just read these 50+ 9/11 You Can Relate To for a fun filled experience!

Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Knock knock!!
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knocked all your towers down!

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Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing…
New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!

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Q: Why didn’t Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers?
A: Because he’s a quadriplegic!

gal-wtc-nypd-09-jpg (1) Q: What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

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“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s…. Oh shit, it IS a plane!”

Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department’s favorite song?
A: “It’s Raining Men”

Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

A fireman went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. “My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, “But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn’t get hit, we both would have been goners!”

The fireman’s wife turned to him and said, “Is this going to be a long story?”

Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?

Q: What’s 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.

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Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: How many Americans died in 9/11?
A: Who gives a fuck?

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.

Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the “International House of Pancakes!”

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!

Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It’s a blast

The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers: Dale
Earnhardt.

At the World Trade Center restaurant, they offered three seating areas:
smoking, non-smoking and burned beyond recognition.

They dont need any more volunteers to help at the WTC: they have found 5000
extra pairs of hands…

New York, New York, so good they hit it twice

American Airlines is now offering sight seeing tours of Manhattan!

Q: What is world most efficient airline?
A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15…be in your office in New York
8:48!

What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones head sitting in 90th floor
of the WTC ? – The 91st floor…..

What was the last thing going through Mr. Smiths head sitting in 110th floor
of the WTC ? – The radio mast…

America’s new math:
Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon?
A: 4

If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed “The
Square”?

It should be renamed “The Penta-gone”

It should be renamed “Manflatten”

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Famous last words: “Amal, was this tower here yesterday?”

American Airline’s pilot announcement:
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ll be landing on New York in about 10
minutes…..”

Well, this proves one thing…. New Yorkers really come together in a crunch

Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M
(unidentified flying muslim)

Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist before boarding their
respective airplanes?
A: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!

NEWSFLASH…. The WTC has been destroyed…. thousands of New York
executives feared dead…. Hookers all across the city are in mourning…..

“25,000 sq. ft. Office space for rent. Recently renovated. New Air
Conditioning unit. Needs TLC. Contact me at One World Trade Centre. 85th
Floor, Room 18.”

Q: What do you call a dust storm?
A: Trade winds.

Q: What’s the area code of the World Trade Center?
A: 220 (two to zero).

Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.

Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center?
A: Ten seconds flat.

Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life

Q: Why are police and firemen New York’s finest?
A: Because now you can run them through a sieve.

Optimism, as you fall past the 20th floor you shout “I’m not hurt yet”

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
God knows, they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot

What’s the number one drink served on United Airlines?
Flaming Manhattan

What music do they play in the elevator in the WTC?
Jump and It’s Raining Men

Floor 106…… you ARE the weakest link…. goodbye….

What color were the pilots eyes?
Blue. One blew this way the other blew that way

What team does a United Airlines pilot support?
The New York Jets

Where do Americans go on vacation?
All over Manhattan

How many Americans died in the WTC yesterday?
Who gives a fuck

What’s the difference between Wembley and New York?
Wembley’s still got their twin towers.

What’s the difference between the attack on New York and the Oklahoma City
Bombing? – Again foreigners prove they can do it better and more
efficiently……

Then there’s the retarded terrorist who tried to crash the A-Train into the
World Trade Center……….

Yassar Arraffat and many other PLO members together with people from other
Muslim nations are *Volunteering* to give blood for the victims of the
tragedy… I guess they’ll have some *Volunteers* to Fly the blood in too!

Last words from Airline pilot “Right a bit, hey the trade centre, my
brother works there…lets look just a bit closer….”

The FBI have arrested the head of advertising at the Empire State Building
for involvement in the WTC disaster. A spokesman said he was caught with
‘Empire State: We’re Back!!!’ T-shirts in his office…

There are now 18 fewer Arab taxi drivers terrorizing the streets.

Flight training schools proved that they are expensive but worth it.

People are learning how to spell “Afghanistan” correctly.

Plenty of parking available at airports now.

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Jerry Springer Show was off the air for a whole week.

Sales for U.S. flags are way up.

Several new job openings now at NYPD and NYFD.

Much lower electric bills for Manhattan.

Home videos of the WTC attack more spectacular than Arnold

ome great new unobstructed views of Manhattan now.

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