The Time When Robin a.k.a Nightwing Was Shamed For Getting An Accidental Boner, Here’s How It Happened

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Dick Grayson is the original Robin. He was the original sidekick to Batman after having been rescued by Bruce Wayne, when his acrobatic family dies tragically in a circus act gone wrong. Being a teenager is hard enough without all the crime-fighting added to it. When you spend most of your adolescence chasing criminals and not pretty girls, your love life can pretty much suck.

A recent Batman flashback story gives us the perfect example of what happens when a repressed kid in hot pants hangs out with a hot older woman in lycra. In this case, Robin and Batgirl aka Barbara Gordon are trapped in a safe by Crazy Quilt. Crammed together in a small safe, with Dick’s body going through a lot of changes, an annoyed Barbara Gordon keeps asking why his utility belt keeps pushing against her leg. The awkwardness only gets worse when Batman shows up and rescues them. The overly excited Boy Wonder covers his crotch with his cape to hide his shame.

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Wish we could say that this was the only awkward sexual moment in Robin’s history, but there was more. There was this weird relationship between him and Helena Wayne, the daughter of Batman and Catwoman in an alternate universe. Since they were raised by the same parents in the same house, this made them technically siblings.

He would keep “accidentally” walking in on her in the shower and once talked about how he used to change her diapers while she was getting changed before a patrol. He talks wistfully about how his “peeking privileges” are revoked by now, which is the most awkward cringe-worthy think you can do.

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