100+ Men in Black II Quotes Straight From Orion’s Belt

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These Men in Black II Quotes Straight From Orion’s Belt.There are so many Men in Black II quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit, and these Men in Black II quotes exists just do that.

Stylized as MIIB, the movie is a science fiction film based on the comic genre was released in the year 2002. The movie, directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, is an upright adaptation from the Marvel comic book named, Men in Black, written by Lowell Cunningham. The movie stars high-end stars like Tommy Lee and Will Smith making it one of the successful movies. It also the second installment of the Men in Black franchise with Men in Black I released in the year 1997 and Men in Black III in 2012.

The plot is an extension of Men in Black I where Agent k has taken retirement from MIB, a secret agency for extra-terrestrial regulation. Agent J, former partner of Agent K encounters a murder of an alien in a pizza parlour by Serleena and in order to learn the real story of light of Zartha, he gets back Agent K. J and K fight against Serleena, the evil alien in order to protect Laura, the real light of Zartha from abduction.

After a brief fight between Serleena and the Agents, they were able to retrieve Laura and send her back to Zartha with the help of a ship. The movie ends with Agent K and Chief Zed trying to cheer J up from the heartbreak.

Men in Black grossed an earning of 441.8 million dollars worldwide becoming the highest of 2002. Apart from the critical appreciation of the movie, it was loved by each and every generation of people all over the world. The soundtrack of the Men in Black II was released by Columbia Records in 2002 making it a big hit in music. It also has been produced into a video game for kids with different features and controls. It is one of the best alien-oriented movies ever made.

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“Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.”

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“I never work in a funeral home. Somthing I can do for you, slick?”

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“How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?”

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“Jeff, I am so not in a mood for you! Get back in the subway! Right now!”

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“I will lay the smackdown on your candy ass! “

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“Agent J: Didn’t your mother give you a Gameboy!!??
Agent K: WHAT IS A GAMEBOY!!!!?”

“Agent J: So Laura is Princess Laurana’s daughter. [turns to K] Did y’all…?
Agent K: MIB’s a mess let’s go.”

“Agent K: When you get sad it always seems to rain.
Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains!
Agent K: It rains because you’re sad baby.”

“Agent K: You didn’t see a room full of weapons or four alien nightcrawlers. You will love and cherish each other for the rest of your lives.
Agent J: Which could be the next 27, 28 minutes, so get to the loving and cherishing. Oh, and she can stay up late as she wants and can have cookies, candy, and cakes and stuff.”

“Frank: You’re back from outer space, I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key…
Agent J: Frank, get your head in the car before before I roll it up in there.
Frank: [Sits further away from the window] Got it! [Starts humming “I Will Survive” melody again, looking anxiously out the window]”
Agent J: FRANK!!

“[J has just saved a whole subway of passenagers from being eaten alive by Jeff, the giant worm-like alien, who chewed off a half of the subway train before retreating]
[Neuralizes subway passengers]
The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y’all woulda been eaten. ‘Cause you don’t listen. You ignorant. How a man gon’ come bashin’ thru a subway win– That’s the problem with all y’all New Yorkers. “Oh, we seen it all.” “Oh no! A 600 ft. worm! Save us, Mr Black Man!” And ask ya nice move to the next car! Y’all sit there like…
[Neuralizes subway passengers again]
The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. We hope that you enjoyed our new, smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. [walks off, neuralizing Capt. Lawrence Bridgewater, MTA in the process]”

“An hour ago, a man I’ve known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything’s okay.”

“Get a mop and escort all civilian personnel from this site immeditiately.”

“Jeff, excuse my partner. He’s new and he’s [Jeff attacks T] kind of stupid.”

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“When we’re kids, before we’re taught how to think, or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. You tell me what I’m supposed to believe.”

“Jeff, excuse my partner. He’s new and he’s… [Jeff attacks T]…kinda stupid.”

“Transit Authority, people! We need to move to the forward car, there’s a bug in the electrical system. [passengers ignore him] Yo! People! We got a bug in
the electrical system!”

“[J has just saved a whole subway of passengers from being eaten alive by Jeff, the giant worm-like alien, who chewed off a half of the subway train before
retreating]”

“[Neuralizes subway passengers] The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y’all woulda
been eaten. ‘Cause you don’t listen. You’re ignorant. How a man gon’ come bashin’ thru a subway win– That’s the problem with all y’all New Yorkers. “Oh, we
seen it all.” “Oh, no! A 600 ft. worm! Save us, Mr. Black Man!” And I come in, I ask ya nice move to the next car! Y’all just sit there like…[Neuralizes
subway passengers again, gets official once more] Thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our new, smaller, more energy-efficient
subway cars. Watch your step, you all will have a nice evening. [walks off, neuralizing Capt. Lawrence Bridgewater, MTA in the process]”

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“[after Frank the Pug suggests the “good cop, bad cop thing”] How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?”

“Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you! Get back in the subway! Right now!”

“I will lay the smack-down on your candy ass! (In homage to The Rock)”

“Yeah, every Saturday night you’d be like, “Flush me J. Flush me.” and I’d be like, “Naw.”

“[After the Worms shutdown the MIB headquarters upon him and K taking it back] WORMS!!”

“[after seeing the Grand Central Station Locker Creatures’ ”large adult entertainment section”] That’s just nasty.”

“Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.”

“Prisoners of MIB. The scum of the universe. Well, now it’s the scum’s turn.”

“So feisty.”

“Here’s the deal. I lose, you lose. I win, everything keeps spinning.”

“Oh, yummy. Someone I need to eat.”

“An hour ago, a man I’ve known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with
the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything’s okay.”

“When we’re kids, before we’re taught how to think, or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. You tell me
what I’m supposed to believe.”

“Frank the Pug: (upon seeing a dead man’s skin only) Hey, J, zero percent body fat! (Homage to Lara Flynn Boyle.)”

“Worms: Once you’ve had worm, it’s what you’ll yearn!”

“Michael Jackson: I could be Agent M!”

“Grand Central Station Locker Creatures: K is back! The light keeper! All hail K! All hail K! Oh, K, can you see by the dawn’s early light…”

“Jeebs: (head is growing back after J shot it off) Oh, great, right in the pie-hole! Now nothing’s gonna taste right!”

“Doorman: [after J and K come to stop Serleena, he’s reading a tabloid that says “Satan Escapes from Hell.”] It’s about time you guys got here. That pretty
lady in there is causing all kinds of hell.”

“Jay: Kay, he’s a Ball-chinnian.”

“Jay: Old-Busted-Hotness.”

“Frank the Pug: Yada, yada. She’s attractive, she’s not that kind of species & I’m attractive.
Jay: Am I supposed to take advice of love from a dude that chases his own ass?”

“Jeebs: Oh great, right in the pie-hole! Now nothing’s going to taste right!”

“Corn Face: You don’t look too good.
Jay: Yeah & you look like crap.
Dog Poop: (Laughs)
Dog Poop: [laughs]
Jay: I take that back. He looked liked crap.”

“Frank the Pug: Hey, Jay. Zero percent body fat.”

“Zed: Frank?
Frank the Pug: Yeah?
Zed: I’m going to need them together on this one.
Frank the Pug: Ouch!
Zed: I’m looking for a new assisstant, it’s not field work but you’ll get better dental.
Frank the Pug: Dental?”

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“Creepy: Yeah pretty lady. (licks her) You taste good.
Creepy: Yeah pretty lady. [licks her] You taste good.
Serleena: (eats him whole) Yeah, you too.
Serleena: [eats him whole] Yeah, you too.”

“Kay: OK here we go automatic pilot…It is not automatic pilot
Kay: OK here we go automatic pilot…It is not automatic pilot.
Jay: He doesn’t operate at hyper speed !
Jay: He doesn’t operate at hyper speed!
Kay: I could really use a steering wheel here
Kay: I could really use a steering wheel here.
Jay: We don’t have no damm steering wheel this what we’ve got
Jay: We don’t have no damm steering wheel this what we’ve got.”

“Jay: You don’t remember me but we use to work together.
Kay: I never worked at a funeral home. There’s something I could do for you, slick?”

“Kay: Does that come standard?
Jay: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.”

“Kevin Brown/K:
Agent J.”

“Agent J:
Aight! Oh, and there ain’t no such thing as aliens or Men in Black.”

“Newton:
You wanna go to Cambodia?”

“Hailey:
Yeah.”

“Newton:
Hey, Mom?”

“Newton:
Guys, before we start the tape, one more thing – what’s up with anal probing? I mean, do they really come billions of light years just to…”

“Agent J:
Boy… Move!”

“Agent J:
I’m not going to take advice on relationships from a guy who chases his own ass.”

“Frank the Pug:
That is canine profiling, and I resent it!”

“Frank the Pug:
How about we do the good cop, bad cop routine? You can interrogate the witness, and I’ll just growl. Grrrrr…”

“Agent J:
How about we do the good cop, dumb dog routine, and you just shut up.”

“Agent J:
Yeah, every Saturday night you’d be like, ‘Flush me J. Flush me.’ and I’d be like, ‘Naw’.”

“Agent J:
I need a containment crew at the subway station at 81st Street, revoke Jeff’s movement privileges immediately, and would someone PLEASE check the expiration date on the Unipod worm tranquilizers?”

“Serleena:
Education. I really want to learn how to be an underwear model. They say I’ve got real potential.”

“Frank the Pug:
You have children?”

“Frank the Pug:
Want ’em?”

“Kevin Brown/K:
The wife and I went to Vegas and saw Sigfried and Roy make a pair of white tigers fly around the room. Your act’s nothing special, slick.”

“Jarra:
They caught me siphoning ozone from their atmosphere to sell on the black market. These humans are very touchy about this global warming thing.”

“Agent J:
Jarra! Hey, been a long time.”

“Jarra:
Five years and forty-two days. You count every one when you’re locked away like a primate.”

“Frank the Pug:
J! Wait up! I appreciate this shot man. Thought I’d never get out of that mailroom.”

“Agent J:
Lose the suit!”

“Frank the Pug:
Sure thing partner. No problemo. Just going for the look. But if I say so myself, I do find the overall effect very slimming!”

“Agent J:
Would somebody PLEASE explain to me why I have a dead Tricranosloth going through Passport Control?”

“MIB Autopsy Agent:
That would be my fault, sir. I’m very sorry, sir. Please don’t neuralize me, sir!”

“Agent J:
Wha’ the hell’s that supposed to mean?”

“Agent J:
The Deneuralizer. In a few moments, transverse magneto energy will surge through your brain, unlocking information hidden deep and dormant that could hold the key to Earth’s very survival.”

“Kevin Brown/K:
Okay”

“Kevin Brown/K:
What’s that thing?”

“Agent J:
Please move to the forward car, we’ve got a bug in the system.”

“Agent J:
YO! WE GOT A BUG IN THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM!”

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“Agent J:
Oh! Now y’all runnin’ Now y’all… No, no, no, no, sit down, sit down, It’s only a 600 foot worm!”

“Agent J:
K that won’t work he’s a Balchinian!”

“Agent J:
I’m gonna lay the smackdown on your candy-ass!”

“Agent J:
Didn’t your mother ever give you a Gameboy?”

“Kevin Brown/K:
WHAT is a Gameboy?”

“Laura:
Half the time you were on your back!”

“Agent J:
That’s how I fight.”

“Newton:
I’m up in my room with some friends, Mom!”

“Hailey:
I want to have your baby.”

“Jack Jeebs:
Oh, great, right in the pie-hole. Now nothing’s gonna taste right!”

“Agent J:
Just about everybody who works in the post office is an alien.”

“Agent J:
Stay!”

“Frank the Pug:
Listen, partner. I may look like a dog, but I’m only play one here on Earth.”

“Agent J:
OK, wipe your mouth.”

“Agent T:
Oh, good pie!”

“Jeebs:
Are you allergic to shellfish?”

“Newton:
There’s a huge rat in the toilet, it’s all stopped up so you’re gonna have to pee in the sink.”

“Newton:
Gentlemen! Seen any… aliens lately?”

“Agent K:
Son, you need professional help.”

“Hailey:
He’s getting it, it’s not working.”

“Agent K:
You did not see a room full of shiny weapons, you did not see four alien night crawlers. You *will* love and cherish each other for the rest of your life.”

“Agent J:
Which could be the next 27 or 28 minutes, so y’all should get to lovin’ and cherishin’. Oh, and she gets to stay up as late as she wants and have candy and cookies and cake and junk and stuff.”

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